I watched this week’s Riverdale last night, which you probably figured out when you saw who I posted if you know the show and this blog.  This is the first time I have posted Lili Reinhart and it’s… well, it’s hard to explain why.  I think part of it is in the fact that she plays Betty.  Betty who in the comics often comes in second for Archie’s affections and who is the most awesome person you can imagine hanging out with so you take her for granted.  Even as a kid I liked Veronica better.  And in the comics Veronica is frankly not nearly as decent a person as she is on the show, so it is one of those things you know it a mistake but you are into it anyway.  Like, every ounce of you knows Betty would be the perfect girlfriend.  She’s supportive, kind, well adjusted, smart, sweet, funny, and almost any other positive you can think of.  And in the episode I watched someone referred to her as the perfect girl next door and she said she hated that phrase.  And I get it.  Besides the fact that it stops her from being a person and an idea, it also makes it easy to forget even human beings who seem pretty great and happy have real problems, too.  They have more depth than that.  But… I think it’s why Lili Reinhart hasn’t shown up here yet despite her beauty and my clear obsession with the show.  Because it’s wrapped up in some age old Whore vs Madonna stuff that is buried deep in the cultural consciousness.  Betty is the girl you marry.  Lili Reinhart plays the girl who would just be great to be around and is awesome so… I’m going to take her for granted and focus my attention elsewhere.  Anyway, in the episode I watched she sang Happy Birthday and it was a little sexy.  Uncomfortably sexy for Happy Birthday but that’s a whole other thing that has slowly infected the culture (thanks Marilyn).  Anyway, it was kind of hot and she is great and frankly her twitter and stuff during episodes is amazing so it’s really past time Lili got her due.  Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

So the trailer for The Last Jedi dropped yesterday and yeah, of course I have seen it.  In general I don’t get people’s obsession with trailers because I just don’t get excited about commercials and am a little concerned people are not only so obsessed with the new commercial for a movie but that they are mildly outraged I haven’t seen it and have no desire to spend my time hunting it down and watching a commercial.  For the record, I also kind of think people who just watch the Superbowl for the commercials are unbearable as well.  But obviously I was going to see the Star Wars one because it was going to be unavoidable and everyone was going to ask me about it but also because I don’t mind watching the occasional trailer if it’s for a thing I actually care enough about to want to see a commercial for it 8 months in advance.  Anyway, it looked cool. That sure was moving pictures with sound on a screen.  And lightsabers.  I was more interested in some of the live streams from the Star Wars celebration, though I seem to miss all the good stuff and just get people mugging for the camera.  But Daisy Ridley was adorable when I saw her and in general I feel very lucky we have the new cast we have, they all seem pretty great.  Like, decent people who care about Star Wars but also seem to get that there is perhaps a bit of responsibility socially when you play someone who is immediately iconic and the hero of children.  It warms my heart.  Anyway, here are some pictures of Daisy Ridley cause I am posting her today mainly because of Star Wars but also cause she’s pretty great.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

Pixie Lott has pink hair which is a bit odd for me.  See, Pink Hair is a thing I am supposed to love and by those who know me personally is one of my “things”. Like, we’re talking since before Tumblr exists.  Before social media was a thing. Back to high school kind of thing.  But… I don’t think I quite like it on Pixie Lott.  I don’t hate it or anything, it just doesn’t’ look quite right to me.  Which is strange because my typical reaction to Pixie Lott is that she is so pretty she can’t be real.  And I think maybe that is part of this, we have this thing where when someone is really pretty, or pretty in a certain way (I have noticed a good smile leads to this), we consider them a natural beauty.  As opposed I guess to an unnatural beauty?  An infernal beauty?  A supernatural beauty?  There are so many things that are not natural I am not sure what this natural beauty is set up to be a comparison against.  And i realize that might be why my brain is rebelling,t he pink seems a little wrong because Pixie Lott is a “natural beauty” in the recesses of my brain.  The problem with this is of course that the idea of natural beauty is one of the biggest pieces of horseshit out there.  I mean, she’s almost always wearing make up.  I bet she puts at least a few minutes thought into what she’s wearing, you can tell because her shoes always match each other.  If she just stumbled outside and it all fell together you know she’d be wearing two difference shoes at least once.  And, well let me preface this with saying I cannot know for certain, all knowledge is just human opinion, yadda yadda yadda, but I am going to go out on a limb and say I am 99.9% certain that even when she is blonde she does something to her hair.  I just have huge doubts that she literally rolls out of bed with her hair looking like that.  None of that changes that my brain is like, “I dunno about this pink hair. Doesn’t quite look right.  Looks… unnatural”.  It’s just dumb, pink occurs in nature all the time.  Like with uh… cotton candy.  Fuck.  Well, you get my point. Anyway, she is beautiful and so I am posting her cause even with the pink hair I saw some pics of her leaving various British thing (British Celebrities are always leaving or arriving at TV shows or radio shows) and she looked amazing.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

So here is Hayley Atwell because… maybe because I am really tired?  I basically just woke up.  Because I didn’t really sleep last night and as a result around noon I finally crashed and got a few hours sleep and then my mind wandered to Hayley Atwell and then Peggy Carter I think because I remembered it was her birthday last week, which I probably remembered because I may have queued something last week and it finally popped up today but I can’t swear by it.  Anyway, as I tried to shower and wake up I was thinking about how important heroes are in general and how it’s just crucial that sometimes we have people to look up to.  Fictional or not, it’s important that there is some justice in the world but also a working example of how you can be a real human being but also be a deeply good person.  I like Captain America for similar reasons, as kids some of us didn’t have examples of this in any real way, so our heroes had to do the same.  And Peggy Carter was one of those.  Not a model for me as a child or anything because she barely existed in the comics until Hayley Atwell knocked it out of the park with the character.  But she fills that role so well.  And I miss that.  And I probably have more to say but I am so, so tired.  So I won’t.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Last night I saw pictures of Fan Bingbing at a Louis Vuitton event in Paris and was like, “Wow, that’s such a nice dress”.  And well… this morning I woke up still thinking, “Wow, that’s such a great dress”.  I really like it, I think it looks great but I think part of it is the person it is on.  One of the more remarkable traits Fan Bingbing seems to have is the ability to always look amazingly beautiful. So maybe the dress would look like garbage on anyone else but because she’s wearing it she elevates it.  Maybe.  There is no way we’ll ever know.  I just know she looked great in it and it had a lot of things going on that I liked, kind of gauzy, kind of see through, kind of shiny, Fan Bingbing was in it.  Lots of great stuff.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Here is Candice Swanepoel who is getting back to work post baby and that is kind of exciting.  She came up yesterday in a discussion with my dear friend @wildflagsure.  I happen to find Candice attractive but my friend does not because she said she, “Probably can’t even put someone in a decent headlock”.  I find that to be a strange standard for beauty but you know, to each their own.  I happen to think Candice Swanepoel is very pretty.  I have to modulate what I say a little bit, I don’t want to give her false hope since it’s pretty well documented at this point that she has been trying to seduce me for years, what with the classic hard to get tactics of getting engaged and having a baby and starting a family.  I of course cleverly see through this, just like I used to see through the so called ‘catalogs" that were full of pictures of her in her underwear she used to send to my house. I do have to admit, she is very pretty though.  And I do look forward to her doing more work.  And you know, I bet she could do at least a passable headlock.  She seems pretty capable to me.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is Pigeon Foo cause I guess it’s that kind of day.  If you don’t know where to find her you can finder her here @pigeonfoo and like 300 other places but that’ll get you started.  Enjoy a trip down the rabbit hole I guess if she is new to you but I feel like most people reading this must know her at this point because I have posted her a bunch, she will likely reblog this so most of you will be reading it on her blog, and at the very least you have heard about the time she lassoed a twister and used it to vacuum up the trash after an epic party.  Or the time she fought a bear.  They made am movie about that one staring Leonardo DiCaprio.  A lot of the movies you’ve seen are of course based off of Foo’s life: Star Wars, Bonnie and Clyde, Conan the Destroyer, et al.  Which characters were based on her?  All of them of course.  She’s pretty humble about it though so I’ll excuse you for not knowing.  On top of all her adventures fighting Ninja Pirates and stuff, she also models.  And she’s pretty damn good at it.  So, here are pictures of her.  If you didn’t know there is probably one or two naked pictures of her on the internet as well.  You might have to look a while but you’ll find them.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Sorry this is late guys, real life stuff.  Late last night I caught up on Riverdale and yes, I still love the show.  It’s epic and crazy and fantastic and I am just ready for next season to crash and burn because how do you keep up this level of insane?  I have no idea but at least mixed in with that we have talented beautiful people to look at.  Madelaine Petsch looked amazing in this episode. Just like… some sort of venomous creature.  You know she’s dangerous and will destroy you but you can’t look away because nature has given her some ridiculous level of beauty that demands the eyes until it’s just too late, you’re dead.  Also, she has nice hair.  I feel like I should point that out because my dear friend Katherine always does and I agree with her so I wanted to point that out as well.  Anyway, here is Madelaine Petsch and you know, try Riverdale if you’re into that kind of thing.  If it sounds like the off the wall nonsense you might like it is fantastic.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Here is Sofia Vergara because she was at some Gala Dinner in Italy.  I thought she looked good.  I liked most of her dress (it falls apart a bit for me below the knees but oh well).  That’s basically it, it’s been kind of a slow week for celebrity stuff and it’s nice to just make a simple and quick post.  Today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.

Boy, I should do a better job on this post but I can’t because I am a big fat lazy American who just had some huge epic fast food meal and am ready to pass out on a couch somewhere.  Preferably my couch but you know, I’m not feeling that picky.  Anyway, Ellie Rowsell, who I find attractive but @wildflagsure does not because Ellie has never been to Wrestlemania, has shown up in some pictures for what appears to be a very expensive magazine.  Well, I guess it’s probably worth it if we get the rare photoshoot.  It is cause for celebration and I do adore Ellie so I don’t need a big push to post her.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.