Here is Candice Swanepoel who is getting back to work post baby and that is kind of exciting.  She came up yesterday in a discussion with my dear friend @wildflagsure.  I happen to find Candice attractive but my friend does not because she said she, “Probably can’t even put someone in a decent headlock”.  I find that to be a strange standard for beauty but you know, to each their own.  I happen to think Candice Swanepoel is very pretty.  I have to modulate what I say a little bit, I don’t want to give her false hope since it’s pretty well documented at this point that she has been trying to seduce me for years, what with the classic hard to get tactics of getting engaged and having a baby and starting a family.  I of course cleverly see through this, just like I used to see through the so called ‘catalogs" that were full of pictures of her in her underwear she used to send to my house. I do have to admit, she is very pretty though.  And I do look forward to her doing more work.  And you know, I bet she could do at least a passable headlock.  She seems pretty capable to me.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.