Tag: Actress

So here is Leighton Meester.  I have gone on before that there was a point where she would have been appearing all the time on this tumblr.  That point was before I started the tumblr though so now she gets entries about how I am not as into her now.  That doesn’t really seem fair, you think I could muster and entry just about her.  So I am going to do just that.  What I liked best about her was always her presence on screen.  In Gossip Girl if she’s in a scene she tends to own the scene.  It’s why, despite the fact that Blair Waldorf is a horrible person on paper you end up rooting for her.  Because Leighton is just that good with that character.  Of course, I also have noticed she’s hot.  I think she is just gorgeous, especially her face, just stunning (I say as I include a picture that is just there to show off her ass).  And tumblr has been putting her on my mind again, so thanks, tubmlr. Because of my dash and because of her beauty, today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

Last time after posting about the sad state of Aly Michalka’s career it was soon announced that she had a pilot ordered by Fox, so who knows, she could be headed back to TV.  Now, I don’t want to say I was a major part of that, what with my postings of her, but… well I feel comfortable implying it.  I will gladly embrace the chance to overstate my own importance and influence on the world.  Not that Aly needs to thank me, I’m not the sort of person to demand that, no just like with Spider-man, action is my reward.  Action and pictures.  For me the major benefit here is that if Aly Michalka gets a TV show then maybe, just maybe, we will finally get to see her again.  The funny thing is as your star falls people care less and less about taking pictures of you and posting them on the internet.  In the case of Aly this is a loss because she’s really, really pretty.  Now, I play this pretty close to the vest so even longtime followers may not know this but… I like pretty girls. So for me anything that allows more opportunity to gaze at pretty girls is a good thing.  So I am happy for Aly, no one should feel like their career is over before 25, and I am excited for me, because I like pretty girls.  I like pretty Aly Michalka.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

I am a little surprised Nina is making her reappearance now.  Not because I don’t like her but because the new TV season isn’t here so I am not watching Vampire Diaries yet.   She really becomes one of my favorite girls when she’s on the air but like so many I don’t think about her again after.  But… for some reason I am.  I don’t have an exact why or anything, she just popped into my head.  And well, here we are.  I feel like I should have something more interesting to say about her but I don’t, I’m not really thinking about talking, I’m thinking about how today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

I watched V/H/S last night and I don’t think I would have posted this right after.  I may have posted it in the first half an hour.  The interesting thing about horror is that it can be filled with attractive girls and then do things horrifying enough to make them unattractive, at least temporarily.  That said, Hannah Fierman stuck with me, after time at least.  I have mixed feelings about the movie but not her (I have no issue with found footage, I like it a lot sometimes).  She has what is decidedly a very interesting look, her large round eyes can be both quite beautiful and strange.  It suited her role well as the odd, exotic nature of her appearance came through from the beginning as did the fact that men would find her attractive despite the very strange vibes she was giving off.  It was striking enough that she is here today, despite not recognizing her from anything else (Technically I must have seen her in an episode of Vampire Diaries but I don’t remember).  I don’t really have a lot more to say I suppose, V/H/S wasn’t horrible but it wasn’t great, might be worth a watch.  I will probably be looking for her again though and for today, today I want to fuck Hannah Fierman.

Endings are an interesting thing in that they are often necessary but also often sad.  Nostalgia can be the enemy of anything even resembling progress but it’s call is so seductive, the beauty of the past is that while it happened we get the choice to remember it however we want, which means it skews either to the rose tinted memories of better times where the bad has been filtered out or the opposite, some hellish near-apocalyptic landscape we barely survived.  The point of all of this is that of course Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill are very soon leaving Doctor Who forever, leaving a pond shaped void in the lives of Whovians.  Of course, Who fans have been through this before, when Billie Piper’s Rose left I was sure I could never love another companion as much but then Catherine Tate’s Donna Nobel came along.  Then came along Rory.  I kind of wish I had watched Doctor Who as a kid, I feel like this constant change, the loss of characters I had grown to love would have much better prepared me for life, like somehow children in Britain don’t cling too long to their first love or pine after the end of their first major adult relationship.  I mean, this isn’t true but just like those the important thing is always to move on.  And moving on has a beauty all it’s own.  Loss is hard but without an ending there can be no beginnings and beginnings are beautiful.  In a beginning there is possibility, a wide open new world of experience to explore.  Story telling as a whole teaches us this, no matter how badly we might want to cling to the same old, same old because it’s comfortable it is only when things change and new stories open up for us that we truly get to experience greatness.  All of that is of course a lot of words to get to the new companion who appeared last night, Jenna-Louise Coleman.  She managed to impress by not only being easy on the eyes as anyone who saw her announced knew, but by being charming and engaging and overall quite wonderful.  Of course, we are left broken hearted at the end but I think we can all know that this is a heart break with a happy ending, for now at least, because she will be back soon.  She is of course adorable and sexy, always an interesting and difficult mix, as you can see here but seeing her on screen takes her to a new level, some people just impress more in motion, their charisma and charm coming through to wow you.  I was wowed.  I am sure I am not alone but this is about me and today I want to fuck Jenna-Louise Coleman.

So obviously I haven’t seen the new episode of Doctor Who yet because it doesn’t air for hours yet.  And it airs on the other side of the Ocean then and while I am an ok swimmer I’m not that strong of a swimmer.  I say obviously like everyone reading this is just hugely up on Doctor Who.  You are aren’t you?  Oh man, you aren’t?  You’re so missing out!  Anyway, I haven’t seen it yet but it definitely influenced this pick because in preparation I have been spending lots of times on the internet looking at various previews and things.  Lots of fun videos of the cast doing fun things (like bowling against various people from the Nerdist’s empire of podcasts).  Karen Gillan is just stunningly gorgeous but what stands out to me is the energy and life she has when I see her on screen, from her actual role as Amy Pond to bowling in San Diego.  Why this is notable is that it never occurred to me that other people might not see it if they aren’t a fan.  A friend of mine mentioned she has an issue that she never smiles.  I was taken aback because… well she’s so cheery and smiley as Amy Pond.  She is always laughing and smiling when I see her doing anything, like riding around in a rickshaw with Matt Smith.  That is just a huge part of the attraction, she is this magic combination of fun and bubbly and smart and flirty all mixed into one.  Then I started digging through pictures and I saw it, she really doesn’t seem to be smiling in most of them.  It’s very odd! If you are someone who only knows her from photos I am here to tell you… you’ve let yourself down by not seeing more.  Some people have a certain energy and charisma that static images can’t convey, Karen appears to be one of them (though in truthfulness when she was announced as the new companion years ago I just saw pictures and I didn’t need any convincing she was hot).  So I am here to encourage you to give Doctor Who a chance, to give Karen Gillan a chance, and to… I don’t really have a third thing.  I thought I did but I guess I forgot.  Well, what I know and won’t forget is that today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Kristen Stewart is having a pretty rough time at the moment, you probably know this if you’re the sort of person who is either looking around tumblr for Kristen Stewart or care enough about celebrities to read what I write under the pretty pictures. I would like to say I am surprised about the backlash but I’m not really, I know fandom can get passionate so when a teen (or tween) gets so angry about her cheating that they see red it doesn’t phase me much, a big part of being so young and such a huge fan is you get emotionally invested in things that don’t really matter.  You seriously have no idea how angry I was at the Image creators who I felt “ruined” Marvel Comics and then abandoned it.  You also probably have no idea what the hell I was just talking about, my point is I get that.  No, what is disappointing and unsurprising to me is the disproportionate amount of blame she is getting as opposed to the man she cheated with.  In a situation not involving famous people if a young girl has an affair with a married man who is 25 years older and also her boss… well we actually have forms we have to fill out with that sort of thing because the man would be seen as highly inappropriate and we would need all sorts of consent from the girl.  In the world driven by paparazzi, she’s a whore.  Not that I condone cheating but you can be against cheating and still feel things are not being handled well.  Not that that’s why she’s here, this isn’t like… a pity post.  I think she’ll be fine without random internet strangers writing that they think she’s bangable.  She’s here because all the news about her has put her on my mind more and thus she is… on my mind more.  I am not the world’s biggest Kristen Stewart fan, I do think she is pretty, sometimes very pretty and I liked her a lot in Adventureland but I happen to find the often scowling bad attitude kind of annoying.  It’s a preference thing and stuff is hard all over but when a girl is made an instant star and made wealthy at 18 it can just seem obnoxious to act like your life suck.  Like I said, it’s a preference, I have no doubt there are people who love that she speaks her mind and doesn’t feel the need to be fake.  Anyway, it is a bit surprising she’s showing up here but not stunning.  The truth is she is a pretty girl and sometimes I find her appealing.  Like today.  Today I find her appealing.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

I have always, since I was a kid, loved old Hammer Horror films.  I don’t think there was ever a moment I found them truly scary but I always found them so compelling.  They were beautiful and atmospheric and of course the women of Hammer.  It has been called Hammer Glamour and who knows what else but undeniably the women were very attractive and had an extra exotic element to them.  Maybe it was just being busty British women that made them seem exotic and sexy (Did I just make a break through here?  Kelly Brook, Rosie Jones, et al.  Did I just figure out why I feel a draw to British women?  I really, until this second, thought it was a much more recent thing).  I don’t know exactly what causes it but one of the many I liked was Dolly Read, who really wasn’t in anything but one Hammer movie in a bit part but here I am remembering who she is.  So… here she is.  Certainly she is better known for other work like say Playboy (seriously, you want boobs?  Click her tag, you’ll get boobs) but I think of Kiss of the Vampire and think of her.  And so today I want to fuck Dolly Read.

If you have read this blog for a while, or know me, or have talked to me, you know that I kind of sort of maybe have a gigantic crush on Kristen Bell.  Just a little huge never ending desire for her.  I think there is a temptation to take these sort of celebrity crushes and assign something special to them (I see what you guys say when you reblog my stuff, I know some of you do).  The sad truth of course is that it isn’t special, it’s just a crush.  And it’s going to be one sided.  That doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing though, I think crushes can be fun.  More fun than just simple attraction.  Everyone needs to day dream, to enjoy themselves.  I am not going to say what is now a 7+ year crush on Kristen Bell has radically altered my life, nor will I make jokes about how I’m going to have her babies (because it’s not a joke. I am going to, it WILL happen).  I think they can be fun though, let’s be honest, having something to care about is always a good thing, nihilism is no way to go through life.  So maybe a celebrity crush does make our life a little better, a little escape now and then, a celebrity to feel a bit of a bond with, someone whose movies to see no matter the quality.  Just a little something that adds a spark in your life.  This doesn’t mean you get her more than anyone else, or you appreciate them more, though you are probably going to feel that way, it just means you are going to just have a little something special to have your own.  We may not all be special snowflakes but everyone wants to feel like one.  So feel like one, go ahead and embrace that crush you have, and feel free to leave a note telling me who yours is. Mine is on Kristen Bell.  So here she is and here I am saying today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So, now it’s time to get more than greedy, this is flat out gluttonous.  Or not, that’s a different deadly sin than what this blog is about.  Either way, I know I am greedy here.  Frankly, I would likely be overwhelmed and not even know what to do.  I mean, I wouldn’t forget what goes where but sometimes there is sensory overload.  Thing is, I’m brave enough that I’m still willing to try.  Don’t call me a hero, don’t erect monuments to me, I’m just an ordinary person willing to give it my all to experience all three of these girls at once.  That’s right, today I want to fuck Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gillies, and Ariana Grande.