Tag: Actress

Probably the most interesting (and possibly frequent) reaction I have gotten to my recent posts about Victoria Justice or Ariana Grande is all the people who like Elizabeth Gillies more.  I have no issue with this but it surprised me because until I watched the first season of Victorious I didn’t know who she was.  So somehow the others managed to make it only my radar but she didn’t, thus I was surprised to find out she is #1 on so many people’s list when it comes to the show.  Most frequently I heard that she is sexier.  Now, obviously sexiness, just like beauty or cuteness or anything else is subjective but watching the show I got it.  She plays the mean bitch on the show, a role that I would have guessed from just one look.  That’s not a judgement it’s just something about her look, as nice as she may be on the screen it does immediately make you think bitch (it’s probably the eyebrows).  And that is where I think a lot of this lies, there is often something sexy about that girl.  The girl who is good looking but looks a little mean.  Maybe it’s the confidence.  Maybe we find evil a little sexy?  It isn’t uncommon though, I remember always thinking the basic flaw in Snow White was that the Evil Queen was was hotter.  Maybe not as pretty but… she had that extra something.  So those of you who have mentioned this, now you know I too am not immune to the sexy factor.  Which is why today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

Today we’re going to talk about something near and dear to my heart.  No, not Amber Heard.  I mean, we’re going to talk about her and while I like her she’s nowhere near here.  Believe me, I would not actually be here typing this if she was.  I think we all know what I’d be doing.  That’s right, making clumsy passes and getting shot down!  Anyway, this is about a subject I have discussed in private but since I have this whole blog thing that literally 10’s of people glance at the pictures of and never read what I write, this is a good place for this.  Amber Heard is a bisexual.  She came out a long time ago and I always like a good coming out.  The thing is though, everyone wants to claim her as theirs.  I get it.  I do.  If I was making a sexy softball team I’d want her!  There is kind of a negative thing that happens though, I have seen lesbains get mad that she’s bisexual, or that she says she is.  They see her as a traitor or a liar or who knows what but they say she isn’t, she’s a lesbian and that’s that.  Actually guys, how she identifies sexually is up to her.  Just like how you identify is up to you.  I am really glad you are super proud of your sexuality, it’s such a nice thing to see, much better than begging a higher power to strip you of your orientation.  Your pride doesn’t in anyway influence what someone else is though, more importantly what they are should in no way diminish your pride.  See, the thing is when you claim a bisexual is just fooling herself or she needs to choose a side, you may not realize it but you’re being a bigot.  I would hope you understand those aren’t fun to deal with.  Which is a long way of talking about how much I like Amber Heard’s bisexuality.  I mean, not in a creepy way but it feels brave to embrace that, there is a lot of slut shaming from all sides for bisexuals, which is sad and silly, this one little group who is being hit from all sides.  This is why I like a good coming out, because someone somewhere it gives them a little more courage and confidence to be themselves.  That is pretty great and I think we all know it’s a big part of why she’s so popular.  Also she’s hot.  Really she’s here today because she’s smoking hot.  I got distracted somewhere along the way writing this and let myself soapbox onto some sort of tangent.  My real point here is she is gorgeous and has that extra something that just draws me to her.  She is really hot.  Everything else is nice, though.  But yeah, she’s hot.  I think she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

If there is one benefit to basically never sleeping it is that you have a lot of free time unencumbered by things like plans, or people, or anything to do.  As a result it means I get to watch a fair amount of stuff I would normally never watch because… 2 AM can be pretty dull.  So I decided to catch a couple episodes of Victorious because if I am going to be posting about Victoria Justice maybe I should give it a shot?  Not for me (I knew this, I have tried like 4 times now.  Why do I keep going back? Insomnia I blame you).  Not surprising.  That said, Victoria Justice might be even hotter now.  She is obviously beautiful but even more so when she starts moving.  The show clearly knows how to dress her, she has something casual about her.  Someone told me just recently that the most common thing they hear about her when she pops up in commercials is “Wow, who is that?"  I get that sentiment completely.  The girl is a look and so today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

I was having a conversation with a dear friend recently when Kelly Brook came up.  I brought her up but the discussion had something to do with talent in England and she said, “Kelly Brook has talent?"  And I immediately replied, "Yes, I think it’s at least DD”.  I feel a little bad about that now because… I don’t like being so dismissive.  Despite having a blog about the objectification of women I feel bad about reducing a human to a set of traits, insulting them like that.  And the thing is, I happen to think modelling takes a lot of skill, it’s why good models stand out so much.  They don’t just look pretty.  But that’s maybe the key difference here because she is British and her attitude is not uncommon among others I have heard from over there.  Now I am realizing it’s because she’s not a model first, that’s just how I, in the states, was introduced to her, the hot girl in those pictures who kept popping up.  I guess over there she was the hot presenter and hot actress and whatever and I think maybe that gives a whole different perspective.  It means she will be stuck in your mind as a bad actress and thus flavor your entire thought process.  While I on the other hand saw her as the hot model from the UK and eventually when I happened to see her in some stuff I shrugged because whatever, hot model can’t act, not a big deal.  These are the sort of things I find interesting, how our experience with media or a celebrity changes our perception of them.  It’s always (or almost always) a one way street, we have a relationship with them through their work, they have none with us.  Where it gets interesting to me is that we all have access to the same work but because we consume and experience it differently our perception of the person changes.  These are a lot of words for me to basically say I am sorry for saying Kelly Brook has no talent.  I happen to enjoy pretty much every picture I see of her.  You are welcome to think what you want about the talent that takes but I like.  And yeah, I like her boobs, it’s why mind went there for that joke.  Honestly I like her whole body, what can I say, I’m basically like a saint throwing her that bone.  Anyway, time to wrap this up so I will just say, I like boobs, I like British women, I like accents, I like Kelly Brook.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

Alona Tal I know originally from Veronica Mars, where she played the innocent Meg Manning.  I certainly had nothing against her but I can’t say she haunted my dreams or anything, as a matter of fact if I did hold any fantasies about her they were inevitably pairing her with Kristen Bell.  Then she appeared on Supernatural and somehow was far more attractive.  I guess that’s the magic of a different character/attitude change.  I can’t say that I suddenly couldn’t get enough Alona Tal but I definitely found her more attractive.  And I am rewatching Supernatural at the moment and she definitely caught my eye today, which is why today I want to fuck Alona Tal.

I like Mary Elizabeth Winstead a lot, I think this has been gone over before.  As a matter of fact I used to claim she was my number one obscure celebrity desire.  I am not sure what the standards are for that but since no one else I knew knew who she was I figured it counted.  It seems that Scott Pilgrim has changed that a bit.  I mean, I am pretty sure no one I know has any idea who she is still but her fans seem to have increased greatly since then.  At least I think that’s why, Lord knows checking tags on tumblr finds her tagged as Ramona Flowers a lot.  This is cool and man I hope it means more and better roles for her because I think she’s a pretty good actress.  And man do I think she’s pretty.  It’s kind of everything but I think it’s especially the big eyes, they draw you in and hook you and then you notice everything else.  Or maybe it’s her face, it’s elegant looking, the long neck, the hair… or maybe I have no clue.  What I can say with absolute certainty is that today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

So I am rewatching Supernatural, which I am like 99% sure is what introduced me to Katie Cassidy.  I don’t think I saw her in anything before that, if I did it was Supernatural that did it for me.  She walked out and was a demon killing bad ass and I was immediately sold.  Look, it doesn’t always take a lot.  It helped she’s ridiculously hot, enough so that everything I see her in I go, “Oh god, she’s so hot”.  Out loud usually.  Not everyone agrees and we have disagreed on levels of hotness but I am right.  It’s a fact.  Other Katie Cassidy facts?  Her dad is David Cassidy, I like her butt, especially when she was on Gossip Girl, she apparently hits my sweet spot in multiple ways as she is blonde (more than half my choices have been) and she is named Katherine (Apparently I am really attracted to this name as she’s one of 5 I have blogged, I seem to be very attracted to Katherines) and final fact: today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.

I have mentioned before that there are various girls who, if I had only started this blog x amount of time sooner would have far more appearances.  Leighton Meester definitely tops this list.  I have nothing against her now, she’s quite beautiful still, it’s just that she doesn’t pop up on my radar very often.  There was a point though, where she was perpetually either the most desired or among the most desired celebrities out there for me.  A lot of that lies in her face.  There isn’t much to complain about with any part of her, lord knows I especially love her sense of style and how they dressed her on Gossip Girl but her face is really special.  I happen to think it’s gorgeous.  I can’t explain why, I might be verbose but I am not articulate enough for that.  I will simply say she is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

This started as a post about Victoria Justice because in all honesty I am a little tipsy and decided to try watching Victorious.  Thing is then I decided half way through that I liked Ariana Grande better.  Then I went back.  Then back again.  Then I got greedy.  I’m being greedy, both are attractive in their own way.  I think Victoria Justice is just stunning and classically beautiful, it’s impossible to see her and not immediately lock your eyes on her.  Thus she was first.  But then Ariana Grande is sexy in her own way and just button cute.  So I couldn’t decide, then I decided I should get both.  Again.  So today I want to fuck Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.

Ginger Snaps is one of the best Horror movies of the 2000’s and it stands out for a lot of reasons.  The whole feminist werewolf tale is just too intriguing to ignore and it’s too well put together to not appreciate, I highly, highly recommend it for fans of awesome stuff.   A nice little side effect to discovering the movie back in 2003 was discovering the leads, both of who were very good and if you are a fan of genre stuff have shown up in one form or another over the years in stuff you like.  Katherine Isabelle had the added added bonus of also being really hot.  Part of that was her, part of that was the role as her sensuality and budding sexuality were a major part of the movie.  Lord knows it only helped my attraction to her and god did I find her attractive.  So this is a bit of a trip in the wayback machine, I am rewatching Supernatural and she just mad an appearance and so I had to mention her because she is just fantastic.  Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.