Tag: Actress

I have brought up 2 Broke Girls before, a show that I found promising but disappointing, so I don’t watch it anymore.  I did watch the first half of the first season though and more importantly I watch football so I still get plenty of reminders it’s on the air with CBS’ in game plugs.  What I did enjoy about the show was the magnificent chemistry of the two leads, they just were fantastic together and managed to take pretty weak material and charm me with it.  So I am a fan of both Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs.  Now, putting them together makes sense in just a costar sense but this isn’t just me being a greedy perv, the show was just rife with Sapphic subtext.  I am not alone on this, I am pretty sure if you google 2 Broke Girls and Lesbian you will get some actual intellectual thought on this (warning, I haven’t done this, you may get a lot of fan fiction instead but I know other people noted it when the show started).  So, it’s only natural to think of the two of them together, an innocent touch… well, you know the cliched imaginings of a society raised by internet porn.  Anyway, plugging myself in comes just as naturally after that.  So they are here because I find both to be charming and beautiful, they’re here together because… um, TV brainwashed me, I have no choice.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs.

So I don’t really know a lot about Ari Graynor besides her name.  I watched a movie on Netflix last night on a whim and she was in it.  The movie wasn’t anything special despite a pretty solid cast but she stood out.  I don’t know why, I don’t have a lot to tell you about her really.  Looking at her credits she was in other stuff I saw but didn’t stand out, sometimes this happens, she was pretty, she had a nice smile, she had a nice chest, it’s just pure lust, today I want to fuck Ari Graynor.

Amanda Seyfried really needs to get some higher profile work.  I say this strictly for selfish reasons, though I mean, I wish her well, I just only ever see pictures of her walking her dog these days.  That’s fine but it doesn’t do me a lot of good, I can’t just throw up a bunch of dog walking pictures, I don’t want you people thinking I have some sort of dog walking fetish.  Mostly.  I have to admit I would probably really enjoy seeing a girl walking buy, nudging the guy next to me and saying, “Check out the size of those puppies” and being the first person ever to be talking about the dogs.  Anyway, I would love to see her do a new photoshoot, show up on the red carpet, anything. And for selfish reasons because she is so very pretty and she especially cleans up well.  She doesn’t look bad in work out clothing but as someone who was a child model it isn’t surprising when she puts the effort in she can just look stunning.  As an added bonus I’d also get to see her in something and she is just so intoxicatingly charming in the right role.  So if anyone reading this has some pull, get on that, get her work and pictures and, I’ll be be happy.  But, dog walking or red carpet walking, today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried

I can’t believe it’s been 3 months since I last posted Scarlett Johansson.  Or maybe I can, this is kind of the issue with movie stars, what they are in just doesn’t show up as often.  It isn’t like I get to see her every week or hear her song every day and she isn’t someone who pops up all the time in picture either, though I am not sure why.  Lord knows the paparazzi likes her but nothing too stunning comes out.  I guess she doesn’t do a lot of red carpet stuff?  I have no clue honestly but it’s a shame because you know, I really like her.  I mean obviously, if you’ve been around you remember the lead up and aftermath to Avengers, she was here all the time.  I have no incident that sparked her being here today really, other than the fact that I was thinking about the comic book movies that came out this year and that lead to thinking about her.  And thus she’s here, gorgeous as always, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Awards season is pretty good for someone like me because we get just a load of red carpet stuff.  I find, beautiful people tend to look good in expensive gowns and with a lot of styling and care in advance.  It’s not really a mystery that if you spend thousands of dollars and countless hours with professionals who are skilled at making you look good you will look good.  But starting now and through all the major premieres of the fall and all the way up until the Oscars we’ll get a fair number of red carpet events that will be certain to attract various stars and grab my attention.  Last night may not have been the absolute starts (because I have no idea, I mean I care because it’s good for me but it isn’t like the start of baseball season or anything where I just know off hand it’s always the Cincinnati Reds), but last night caught my attention with the Creative Arts Emmys.  After going through all the pictures this morning I was tempted to just say, “Yeah, I’ll take all” but that would just be a very long entry and greedy and let’s be honest, I don’t have that kind of attention span or energy.  I mean like 20 different women?  I might die with a smile but more likely I’d be like the fable of the dog who drops his bone in the water trying to get his reflection’s bone.  I’m also going to skip right over the Freudian implications to me coming up with a fable that made me keep saying bone.  So I “settled” on like half the cast of Victorious.  Red dresses are always popular at these sort of things and rightly so, they have a habit of looking pretty good.   I am not sure who looked the best of the three, I am torn though as I am writing this I am leaning towards Liz Gillies but then as I was choosing pictures I was leaning towards Victoria.  If I was able to decide I wouldn’t have chosen all three girls, right?  There isn’t much more to say, I have posted this exact group before because they are all hot and they go together in my mind, which is why today I want to fuck Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gillies, and Ariana Grande.

So I am still in the process of waking up from a dream about Kristen Bell.  No, not one of those dreams, I wish.  I had a dream that I had started a new job and she was one of my coworkers and we got along very well.  The problem was I had this secret 7 year long crush on her that felt a little awkward and I felt like I couldn’t tell her because it’s just not a good basis for starting a new job to admit to your coworker you have been obsessed with her for more than half a decade before you met her.  Luckily all the tension drained away when Humpty Hump showed up and we all did the Humpty Dance.  Anyway, I bring this up not just to show how stupid my dreams are but to point out that quite literally Kristen Bell is the woman of my dreams.  Just in my dreams apparently I am unable to do anything but pine.  Not important.  What is important is that Kristen Bell is just fantastic.  I have brought this up so many times before but really she is just great.  Not only is she funny and such a good actress, she is gorgeous. And she’s way better at dancing than I am or Humpty.  So, there’s that.  Anyway, obviously now she’s on my mind and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I think I knew who Isla Fisher was before I ever saw Isla Fisher in anything.  I guess maybe I saw her in Wedding Crashers first but… I didn’t like the movie so it’s mostly forgotten.  Anyway, I knew she was hot but I really took notice in Confessions of a Shopaholic.  The sense of style in that helped but it was also worth noting she was gorgeous.  Now I have just finished watching Hot Rod (which people swore was a lost classic, it’s not) and I was surprised to see her in it, I had no idea.  It reminded me that yes, she is gorgeous and in an effortless way.  It’s a talent some people have, they can just casually push back a strand of hair, or flash a smile and you’re suddenly smitten with their beauty.  It is definitely something she’s had in everything I’ve seen her in, so basically that’s why today I want to fuck Isla Fisher.

One of the reasons this blog is so good for me, and likely why I was compelled to create it, is that I am very bad at favorites.  My paralyzing fear of commitment (which I like to think makes me mysterious and attractive but I really doubt anyone is watching me from afar saying “oh, whoiwanttofucktoday, you’re so indecisive and your inability to be an adult and take a chance gets me so hot… sigh…”) makes favorites very hard to deal with.  Someone asks me for my favorite band and I am just stunned, I can’t have an answer, I need qualifiers, lots of qualifiers.  Not because I am worried about being judged, I give fuck all about what someone thinks, I know my taste is unimpeachable, I just don’t want to be held to any sort of choice.  My favorite band, holy shit, I don’t know, the honest answer is whoever I want to listen to right now but that will be different in an hour.  Frankly, I don’t trust anyone who has a favorite band.  Or song.  These people are far too decisive for my taste, likely aliens or spies trying to fit in.  Haha, yes, I am onto your comrade I am sure you love Beatles Rock and Roll Music and American Blue Jeans.  Nice try, Ivan.   Ok, so… I have gotten off on a tangent here, the point is favorites are hard because they feel so limiting.  So this blog works because there’s always a tomorrow (thought sometimes at 3PM I am really wishing I could post again because whoever I posted at 8 AM is so 7 hours ago).  I also like lists, one of my favorite games years ago came from this, my girlfriend or I would just turn to the other and ask for her top 5.  This I could do easily because 5… that’s flexibility and she might ask again in an hour, commitment was gone (well, a rule was made I couldn’t list Kristen Bell because I always put her #1.  I will commit to her but that’s different we were meant to be together! I have proof! It’s in writing.  On my blog… cause I wrote it… look, there’s a good chance you guys will be called in as witnesses one day.  Be kind).  This brings me around to Leighton Meester who came in at #1 a lot.  A whole lot.  For a long time you could count on her being in my top 5 every time and at the very top the majority of the time.  But this is why I don’t like favorites, can you imagine if I had named her my favorite?  I have only posted her 3 times so far, she would be a total anchor around my neck.  I mean, Leighton, I love you baby, but I need to fly free, this bird you cannot chain!  I promise I’ll call, I’ve just been busy, work is so crazy right now and I have an early meeting!  I went off in an odd direction again but the thing is now she’s appeared twice in one week and why?  Because she’s fucking gorgeous!   And this is how it works with me, I can’t tell the future but for all I know Leighton Meester will be all over my thoughts for the next two months and if I were to play my top 5 game again she’d be back up there at #1 with a bullet.  Or not.  I can’t commit to that, I just can’t.  But I can for today, Lord can I.  She is just beautiful and that’s enough today.  I could mention I was always drawn to her because of her attitude on screen and her talent and her fashion forward appearance but… it’s in there rattling in the background but honestly today I just remembered she is so very, very pretty.  Which is why today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

Last time I wrote about Anne Hathaway I wrote about my enduring fondness for her but that her lack of appearances here stem from the fact that I hate her current hair.  It seems so strange to be able to say in the same thought, “Anne Hathaway is a porcelain goddess” and “I don’t like her hair, I’ll pass”.  But I did.  And I do.  It’s not some objection to short hair in general, though I tend to prefer longer, it’s a whole thing where I think it is unflattering to shape of her fair and draws away from some of her better features while magnifying some of her lesser ones.  You know, because I run a blog on THE Internet, so if anyone knows about this it’s me, no her or her stylists.  Me.  So basically I am admitting to be a dipshit but you know, preference is funny like that.  Note I did say I don’t like it, here is where we get to my least favorite internet trait, which is when a celebrity, or non celeb, has something someone doesn’t like (hair is a big one, see Miley Cyrus) they don’t just say they don’t like it, they start talking about how so and so HAS to change it.  Especially if they want to be hot.  The other big ones in this topis are so and so HAS to show more skin (or the sub genre show her tits more) to be worth the time of looking at her.  I won’t do that because it is, frankly, obnoxious as fuck.  No one, anywhere, owes you shit with how they look.  How someone looks is not just up to them, it’s about their own self esteem.  Believe me it’s not about pleasing droves of people (mainly men) and especially not ones they’ve never met.  So feel free to not like but the hate fests?  You know I hate them in general, I really hate them when I feel like they are full of male entitlement.  But I digress, none of that is why Anne Hathaway is here.  She’s here because she’s a porcelain goddess.  I don’t even just mean how she looks, everything about her is pretty amazing, she is talented, funny, just… has such a wonderful attitude with every piece of work she approaches.  She is unendingly charming.  And I have lots of older pictures where I really like her hair.  So what that means is today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

I am not currently watching Victorious.  Nor have I since my last burst of Victorious postings.  Yet here I am posting about Elizabeth Gillies.  Why is that?  Well, it’s possible all those people who have been saying she was their favorite on the show had a point because she has stuck in my mind.  She is strange in seeming less popular than the others in the cast but more beloved?  I guess like she’s the… cult favorite.  I guess we see that, smaller followings are more passionate followings?  I don’t know what it is exactly but there is something about her, in her eyes, in her look.  From what I can tell she seems kind of silly and cheerful and pleasant but I don’t get that looking at raw images of her, I get a totally different feel and there is a definite sultriness to it.  Maybe that’s the whole thing, you make the interesting and unique combination of stern and sexy looking mixed with pleasant and sweet and… it sticks with you.  She’s stuck with me so here she is, today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.