Tag: Actress

I find myself rather attracted to Michelle Trachtenberg every few years.  This isn’t some sort of strange cyclical attraction or anything but inevitably I will be single or working a lot of odd hours or for some reason forced to a lot of solo late nights and I end up spending a couple months rewatching Buffy and Angel.  During that time I will find myself, in some combination of this order, growing ridiculously attracted to Charisma Carpenter, Alison Hannigan, moving on eventually to Emma Caufield with some splattering of Eliza Dushku in there (and sometimes on rare instances Sarah Michelle Gellar).  I always end on Michelle Trachtenberg though.  I am not the biggest fan of Season 7 of Buffy and I get why people found Dawn annoying but… she starts to look pretty good.  She still looks good but her star has faded a bit in the past 8 years or however long it’s been since she looked like a rising star so I just don’t end up seeing her that much.  But I do find her attractive.  Today I find her attractive and you know, I tend to share that with you guys so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg.

Well, I said I didn’t want to end up posting Zooey every week so good news… it’s been less than a week!  Yay me.  Well, she’s attractive, it can’t be helped.   I did discover something interesting today though, while looking for pictures of her to post today I found myself humming, then singing and it slowly dawned on me that I was singing “Sentimental Heart”.  I haven’t listened to that album in a while but there it was, some sort of sense memory that just popped out.  It was pretty cool and reminder of how talented I think she is.  New Girl is just a joy these days, she’s a talented comic actress who has some real chemistry and I happen to really like her music.  On top of that, she is easy on the eyes.  I mean, those eyes… wow, they are gorgeous aren’t they?  Just enchanting.  So there we go, it’s as simple as I like her and she’s on my mind and apparently I like her so much there is music in my heart, so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Sometimes girls get posted here who I know next to nothing about.  Because sometimes someone just catches my eye and charms me for like 90 minutes.  It’s happening right now.  Here is what I know: Caitlin Stasey is pretty, she’s Australian, she’s in the movie I am watching.  I started watching it because it basically sounded like Australian Red Dawn.  It is basically Australian Red Dawn.  That’s cool, I was kind of hoping someone would shout Wolverines or like, the Australian equivalent (Dingos! Kangaroos! I don’t know, something) but it has pretty much delivered by being exactly what I expected.  And then there was the added bonus of Caitlin Stasey who just happens to be the kind of pretty that catches my attention in these sorts of things.  She’s very appealing, I like her and so… those facts again: Pretty, Actress, Australian, and today I want to fuck Caitlin Stasey.

I hope this doesn’t become a weekly thing after watching New Girl.  Not because I have anything against the show or Zooey but because it is hard writing about the same people again and again.  I try to keep things unique, I try to keep them upbeat, but there is only so much you can say without just going, “Girl pretty, want to touch girl”.  Which, now I am sorry I burned that line here cause man that would be a great entry.  Anyway, I find Zooey Deschanel sexy and charming and so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

So the beginning of the end started for Gossip Girl last night and I realize that maybe a lot of you will be saying, “No, that started years ago” (or maybe a lot of you will be saying you never watched it and you don’t care) but I watched.  The show is admittedly a shell of what it once was but I did once really like this show and I am not someone who likes letting go.  I will stick with a show to the bitter end unless it gets to the point that it’s painful to watch.  This never got there.  Anyway, this isn’t really about Gossip Girl, it’s about me watching it.  Which I did.  And at first I was like, “Wow, Leighton Meester still looks great”.  But then eventually Serena gets a scene and it’s like, “Wow, Blake Lively looks great”.  Then I am back to where I always am, I can’t choose, they both are great and like any show you ever care about people in it take up a special place in your imagination.  Of course, we won’t get into what I imagine in this case, I will just say I can’t decide, so  I am once again being greedy.  Let’s just say it’s not a mistake I keep posting these two together, they are linked in my mind and if I had to pick like a fantasy three way this would be it (I would totally win my league).  So, today is basically simple because I don’t think I need to explain why they go together in my head or why I want either of them, today I want to fuck Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.

It’s interesting that as she’s gotten bigger I have noticed Jennifer Lawrence a little less.  Or maybe that’s not quite right, I would say I have noticed her no more.  It might just be that the circles she is now huge in are decidedly not my circles.  I liked Hunger Games fine, the book was an easy and interesting YA read, the movie wasn’t bad but I still consider something like Winter’s Bone a much bigger deal, even if it only is in my mind.  That said, now she’s in a horror movie, which hits me in my sweet spot.  It is not getting a lot of praise but then, that’s never stopped me before.  I have seen every Friday the 13th more times than I care to admit, so I won’t pretend the reviews matter.  It is always exciting when someone of real skill is in a horror movie though, it’s just interesting to see and the truth is Jennifer Lawrence is a very talented actress, her skill and maturity on screen far outstrips her age.  And of course, she is very attractive.  She has a sort of… casual hotness, she looks a little out of place on the red carpet but only because she looks like she’d be much more comfortable just hanging out, it’s charming and makes it a little hard for me to wrap my mind around the idea that she’s a big deal idol of millions now.  I do get the appeal of her now legions of fans though and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Aubrey Plaza is pretty hot and seems to be getting hotter.  This isn’t an unheard of phenomena in Hollywood and this isn’t a reference to plastic surgery.  People make more money, even those not making a lot of money by Hollywood standards are making a lot more than they were waiting tables.  This leads to better food, better gyms, better trainers, better stylists, better make up artists, better hair people, and the list goes on.  Suddenly a pretty girl is that much prettier.  That’s not why she’s here though, she’s here because she is damn funny.  The girl of course has a fantastic comic pedegree, ranging from interactions with Donald Glover in college to being an NBC Page because of her desire to be on SNL to starting a stand up career.  And on Parks and Rec she is just awesome, she does apathetic humor better than anyone.  Of course, if you’re like most of America you don’t know this because you’ve never watched Parks and Rec because you’re wrong.  About everything.  But the point is she’s great and hilarious and well, the sort of bitchy apathy?  The way she does it is pretty hot.  No, it doesn’t make sense but yeah, it’s really hot.  And she’s hot, so we’ll throw that in there.  Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

I should start this by mentioning Felicia Day is not mine.  I know that seems like a strange statement to start this off with, no one I post belongs to me, right?  But I do feel a sense of ownership sometimes, we all do with things we love.  Our favorite band, our favorite character, TV show, whatever it is you start to feel like it’s yours because you’ve invested so much into it.  At it’s worst this leads to that horrible nerdery we have all seen where people seethe with anger when what they love becomes popular or makes what they consider a wrong turn.  At it’s best it gives you a bit of pop culture to identify with, to give you instant kinship with other fans and to give you a special pick me up only that thing can.  Felicia Day is not that way for me.  I certainly like her, I am hardly invulnerable to cute but I will readily admit many of the people who like or reblog this (or the very, very popular reblog, then realize the name of my blog and delete your reblog) have much more a claim to Felicia Day.  The girl has fans.  I mean, serious fans.  And why not?  She has built things people love.  The whole geek goddess thing aside, you have to respect someone who made herself, she had a passion, a talent, and a drive and did something that ended up connecting with a lot of people.  That those people would then feel a special bond to her makes so much sense.  And good for them.  She’s here for me because I am hurriedly catching up on Supernatural after falling behind last year and she just showed up.  And well, I’m not invulnerable to cute.  So here she is, today I want to fuck Felicia Day.

So I just watched the latest Doctor Who and it broke my heart.  Again.  Cause that’s what this show does apparently.  I believe I have already discussed what a wonderful tool for teaching children that everyone goes away in the end the show is.  Well, that’s not fair but for a show that at it’s core is about hope and striving to be better it sure does love it’s painful goodbyes.  This entry is really a love letter to the character of Amy Pond and the work Karen Gillan did as her.  I am sure I will see Karen in other things and I am sure I will find her attractive but I cannot imagine falling in love with her performance in this way again.  I will miss Amy, I will miss my weekly dose of Karen.  Goodbyes are hard and sad but they can be beautiful if you use them to remember just why you care in the first place.  I think I’ll take that approach and remember just how charming and engaging and beautiful Karen Gillan can be on the screen.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Blake Lively is pretty much undeniably gorgeous.  We can all agree on that, right?  I mean, when Gossip Girl wraps up in just a couple of months it will be pretty much what she’s known for, she’ll be the actress hot enough to marry Ryan Reynolds after Scarlett Johansson.  And that’s pretty impressive.  Not that I am claiming she won’t get work, I am certain she will, she alone among the cast of GG hasn’t had much trouble getting big time roles in movies, it doesn’t hurt that she appears to have been molded to look like a movie star, I mean, need I remind anyone of what she wore at the Savages premier?  It was straight out of old Hollywood.  (Yeah, I know, I probably do have to remind you, check my tags, it’s back there, she’s standing in front of a big wall that says Savages).  But I am not here to just talk about how hot she is, though obviously we’ve discussed that some.  I am here to discuss what it is that makes her so alluring.  It almost feels easy to write her off, as many have, because Serena Van Der Woodsen isn’t a very interesting character.  I would argue that the girl everyone pines for is never an interesting character because it isn’t a character, it’s an male gaze mixed with an idea committed to paper.  It is fun to look at but it’s not a person.  So I think it’s to her credit she does it well.  There is something to the casual flip of her hair, or the way her lips curl as she smiles that at least you get it when you see her, it makes sense.  Oh right, everyone wants her because there is a glow to her.  It’s not just hotness, there’s an extra something, some girls just seem to have it, something to draw you in, a magnetism.  That’s why she’s here today, to recognize that.  Also because yeah, she’s hot and today I want to fuck Blake Lively.