Aubrey Plaza is pretty hot and seems to be getting hotter.  This isn’t an unheard of phenomena in Hollywood and this isn’t a reference to plastic surgery.  People make more money, even those not making a lot of money by Hollywood standards are making a lot more than they were waiting tables.  This leads to better food, better gyms, better trainers, better stylists, better make up artists, better hair people, and the list goes on.  Suddenly a pretty girl is that much prettier.  That’s not why she’s here though, she’s here because she is damn funny.  The girl of course has a fantastic comic pedegree, ranging from interactions with Donald Glover in college to being an NBC Page because of her desire to be on SNL to starting a stand up career.  And on Parks and Rec she is just awesome, she does apathetic humor better than anyone.  Of course, if you’re like most of America you don’t know this because you’ve never watched Parks and Rec because you’re wrong.  About everything.  But the point is she’s great and hilarious and well, the sort of bitchy apathy?  The way she does it is pretty hot.  No, it doesn’t make sense but yeah, it’s really hot.  And she’s hot, so we’ll throw that in there.  Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.