Tag: Actress

So the Grammys were last night and man, there were actually quite a few people who showed up and looked pretty good Rihanna won hands down. Now, the the carefully observer you’ve already seen the twist coming. For the rest of you, if you look closely, you’ll notice these are not pictures of Rihanna. This is because Rihanna is apparently the most skittish and timid of celebrities, darting under cover whenever a camera raises. That must be it or else there is an endemic problem where DSLR Cameras cause toxic fumes that impair judgment, because it’s the day after the Grammys and there are a few pictures of Rihanna but most aren’t great and where the fuck are the red carpet shots? Anyway, enough complaining about the rarity of some celebrities, instead I will focus on how lucky we are that Anna Kendrick was less shy yesterday. She has been somewhat reclusive in the last year but luckily here she is and she was a very strong second. Which maybe sounds a little insulting and if she reads this she has my apology. I also feel like, you know, it’s like talking about the second best piece of chocolate cake today. It isn’t a knock on the cake, it’s an embarrassment of riches. But you know, if you read this Anna I apologize. If I ruined my shot with you I understand. I’m sorry. Anyway, she looked great and it’s nice to see her at something so today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I don’t tend to do a lot of out walking around creepy peepin’ photosets cause I don’t tend to like them and well, they feel intrusive at times. There is a lot wrapped up in it and I know some people indeed alert the press as to where they will be to raise visibility but I have no way of knowing who does that and who doesn’t so I typically don’t engage. But Priyanka Chopra has looked pretty good walking around and some of it was at Sundance which kind of gets a pass because Sundance is all outside and basically counts an acceptable place for the press to take pictures. Also, you can morally rationalize anything if you want to. It’s out greatest/worst trick as humans. Anyway, I thought she has looked good. I mean, she always looks good but she looks good just dressed down and walking around. So today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Melissa Benoist hasn’t shown up in a while because I stopped watching Supergirl. I wasn’t mad, I just sorta fell off and I know the current direction of the show is what Tumblr seems to like but I preferred the first season. I would get into reasons but seriously, who cares why I like or don’t like something you like. I still have undying affection for Melissa Benoist though and a big part of that is I really liked how she played Supergirl. It was nice to have a hero be a hero. And she is so pretty. I guess she is in Waco and so she has been popping up at things and… well, she is here because she is pretty. It’s almost impressive, how some of the things she’s worn can’t mar her beauty. That feels mean. I really liked the red dress she wore. But some of the stuff… man. Oh well, she looks good in Red (and blue) and I like her a lot. Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

So the SAG Awards were last night which I didn’t watch because I don’t have cable. But they were last night and I certainly have seen what people wore and I am ready to declare Olivia Munn the winner. She’s had a pretty good awards season so far this year and last night I really liked how she looked. There were a few standouts but she was my favorite. And yeah, it’s shiny but you know, I think silver and black is a strong combination and I think she looks really good. So she won. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Boy there is a lot of stuff going on this weekend isn’t there? But I am posting Lili Reinhart today because she did a photoshoot for some CBS Magazine which sounds like not a real magazine and of course it’s not real.  CBS owns the CW. She’s on the CW. It’s a whole self promotion thing and that’s fine. I liked the pictures a lot. I just thought she looked really good. So that’s about it. She looked good and thus I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

Here is an anticipatory post of Jessica Chastain. She is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight (thanks @wildflagsure) and I am thinking about maybe trying to see Molly’s Game tonight. So let’s be honest, if she is on SNL I will likely post her. If I see Molly’s Game I will definitely post her. She is exceptional. And I have no idea how she’ll be as an SNL host, serious actors often don’t have the certain thing it takes there but I promise you that her performance in Molly’s Game is great. How can I know without seeing it? Well, she always gives a great performance. And you know, I like her a lot so I am biased. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Fan Bingbing showed up in pictures because she is the spokeswoman for something called King Power, which it turns out is Thailand’s biggest duty free retailer. I didn’t know any of this this but now I do because I looked it up because Fan Bingbing was at a big event for King Power. So I guess celebrity endorsements work. Now I just have to go to Thailand. Fan Bingbing shows up about 90% of the time that she is at an event and this isn’t because of some sort of rule I have but more because she always looks remarkable. I honestly don’t know where she finds the time to dress so well. Not that the getting dressed part is hard, though, it can’t be easy because I am confident I could spend hours getting ready and I wouldn’t look like Fan Bingbing, but rather I mean that most of the time I am like, “Wow, that is a fantastic dress, it is just amazing”. And I guess I feel like constantly finding the best outfits in the entire world would take a lot of time. And yet every time she shows up, there is one. I am impressed and even if she has help I am blown away by her sense of style. Being one of the most strikingly beautiful women in the world would get her here a lot but mixed with the fact that she has some of the best fashion sense I have ever seen makes it impossible not to post her. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

So it’s a snow day here and that means time to go walk and see a movie. I saw Jumanji because I have kind of wanted to despite the cultural dread that a 20 year later squeal to a not very good movie based on a kids book with unsettling art would be pretty bad. I wanted to go though because I happen to think The Rock is pretty great all the time and I think Kevin Hart and Jack Black can be very funny, and I love Karen Gillan. It’s just a lot of those people have track records for being in some not so great stuff. Well, except for Karen Gillan who is largely in very good stuff though it’s often never watched by anyone. Anyway, the reviews were good though and I took the plunge and this movie was really a lot of fun. Stupid, silly fun. Which is what it set out to be I think. I don’t think it will be anyone’s favorite movie of the year but it was exactly what it wanted to be, a movie that revolves around some very talented comedic actors getting to act very silly and tell the obvious jokes that still are hilarious. Karen was great, too. Watching her try to flirt as someone who has no idea how to be sexy was great. She was great. And you know, she was hot. You’ve seen the pictures. It was surprisingly good and you know, I don’t need much of a reason to post Karen Gillan because I adore her. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Here is Chloe Bennet who has shown up in a remarkable number of really nice photoshoots lately. Enough that I found myself wondering what the hell is going on. Like… this can’t be a promo for Shield or something because if they were going to do that then it would have come years ago. No one is giving that show a huge marketing push for season 5 or whatever it is now. Is she in something else? It’s rare that Hollywood decides out of nowhere someone is going to appear in a ton of magazines. These are the things I think in these cases instead of just looking at the pictures and being glad they exist. I should just be grateful and stop over thinking it. Which, if you have ever talked to me you’d know is laughable. I will never stop over thinking it. But I am grateful. She looks great. So today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.

Alison Brie twice in one week! You’d think Community was still on TV! For those who weren’t around then (god, has it been that long) I used to post Alison Brie about once a week. You know… on Fridays. The day after Community aired. Halcyon days those. Anyway, it’s nice to have her around again with all the praise Glow is getting. I like Glow. I like her. What I didn’t think I’d like was the 80’s style perm which was not a good look when I was a kid and has not gotten better with age. Yes her hair last night at an event, while not that sure looked like that at first glance and… I kind of liked it? Which just goes to show you that you get used to anything eventually I guess. Boy, that’s not a great lesson is it? Hooray for being a frog in a pot of water brought slowly to a boil! Sorry, I am kinda tired. It’s a weird day. It’s a weird weekend. She looked really good and has all week so today I want to fuck Alison Brie.