Tag: Actress

Today’s choice was tough. The Critics Choice Awards were last night and there were so many looks I liked. And this look was like… I didn’t like it at first but it’s the one I kept going back to because something about how Alison Brie looks here stuck with me. The more I thought about it, the more I looked at it, the more I liked it. Thanks to my friend @thunderstormofoblivion for pointing out that she basically looks like a sexy mummy in the dress, which I guess is a thing I am into but I didn’t know. I always thought if I was into a classic horror monster it would be a vampire or maybe some sort of ghost but it turns out it’s the Mummy. Or maybe it’s not surprising, I posted Valerie Leon after seeing Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb and I genuinely believe her to be stunningly beautiful, especially in that movie. This started as a joke but now I am a bit worried. I really don’t need some weird Mummy bullshit on top of everything. Fingers crossed I am just into Alison Brie as a mummy. One one hand, that seems like a thing I will rarely get to see and so I will be unsatisfied but I don’t want to be a Mummy kinkster. I am not even sure how you’re supposed to decorate to be one of those. Fingers crossed. Today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes were both in a shoot for Glamour and they looked fantastic.  And I was like, oh man, I am not sure who to post, they both look very good. What a hard decision. Then I remembered this is my blog and I can do any stupid thing I want. So why decide? There are no rules here and even if there were rules rules are for losers. Or decent people. Or… well, they aren’t for me. I’m an adult, this is my blog, I can do whatever I want and you can’t stop me. So I am posting them both and I wish I hadn’t fallen behind on Riverdale. I am not mad at it. The second season, up the point I was at, is not bad or anything but it was a step down. I just sort of got busy and my rule with TV shows is if I can’t find the time to watch it for 3 episodes in a row, maybe it’s time to shelve it and binge it later. No episodes in three weeks means that I wasn’t too busy, I just wasn’t interested enough. But now I am feeling the tickle, I want to know what is going on. Maybe I will try to catch up. Anyway, today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes.

My brain is in a weird place today.  I am kind of sleepy and kind of out of it and like… all day thoughts are there but just out of grasp. I know I had some dreams about stuff but every time I try to grasp them they slip through my fingers. I feel like there is a celebrity involved somewhere but also the name won’t come. Just… I am in an odd place. Either way, I am posting Priyanka Chopra today cause I was sitting here and she popped into my head for no discernible reason. That’s fine. She is attractive. That seems like a good enough reason to me, even if it isn’t all that specific. But here she is because today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

So here is Katherine Langford cause we’re still getting Golden Globes related pictures and I think she’s beautiful. That’s about it really. I have still only ever seen her in Revenge Suicide the Series whatever that show is called that just will not come to mind right now but I did like her in it and just thought she was ridiculously pretty. And I still think so. But she rarely shows up anywhere, so it’s nice she was at the globes and the surrounding parties. I am glad for the chance to post her. Today I want to fuck Katherine Langford.

The Golden Globes were last night and Saoirse Ronan won. Literally.  Not my usual announcement but she won Best Actress in a comedy or musical and good for her. I have been trying to see Lady Bird for a while now and by trying to see Lady Bird for a while now I mean I kept thinking about it, then realized it was outside, said fuck it and watched some garbage instead like a youtube video about the 10 Real Paranormal Encounters You Won’t Believe.  Which for the record, they were right, I didn’t believe. It all sounded like bullshit to me.  A+ For clickbait accuracy there. Anyway, today I made it. A non-existent ice storm has closed schools and a bunch of stuff here so I said fuck it and skipped out to go see a noon show and here I am. It’s why Saoirse Ronan is here. I didn’t hate her dress or anything but this for once isn’t about the dresses after an awards show. It’s about her performance in a movie that I found to just be beautiful. It was a comedy and I laughed but the true triumph was it’s portrait of human beings. I would say if you were ever a teenager there is something in this movie for you (think of it as having a kinship with Ghostworld, it just isn’t a pessimistic and it’s characters are not outsiders).  And if you were never a teenager then… I assume you must be some sort of robot in disguise. And not the good kind that turns into a truck. Well, just know movies will be how we identify you when you try to take over the world. Anyone who doesn’t cry at Old Yeller is a robot. We’ll beat you. Back to the movie though, it was very well written but the most important part of course was the lead roll. Saoirse Ronan did such a good job of creating a very true but lovable character. Sure she is a callow, sometimes mean teenager. She is a teenager, she’s not fully formed. But you love her because of how she inhabits the role. It was exceptional. So she’s here today because I am just enamored with her and the performance. Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

Today was a hard day to pick guys. Because if you don’t know, the Golden Globes are tonight and really mark the for real start of awards season. That means yesterday was full of events and dinners and galas and who knows what else.  Lots of red carpets and so on. Lots of people I like showing up at more than one event in more than one dress. But Jessica Chastain won out because I love Jessica Chastain. I am well aware she might get posted tomorrow because tomorrow I will no doubt post the person who wows me the most at the Golden Globes red carpet. Oh well, I can deal with that. To my shame of the major nominees I have seen basically like 2 movies. I really wanted to get out to see Lady Bird at some point this week but it’s been really cold and I am a delicate flower. I didn’t want to wilt. So it means that I have no real opinions on who should win what but I feel confident saying if Jessica Chastain wins it’s well deserved because I feel she is the best working actor in the world right now. It’s possible she is suddenly terrible in Molly’s Game but I doubt it. So I guess I am pulling for her? Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I was watching Lore last night, which is a TV show based on a podcast I quite like.  It’s like spooky 99% invisible. Or maybe spooky Memory Palace. Look, if you know what those words mean then you probably understand what it is and if those words mean nothing to you know that I am just super cool and this is all super cool chick magnet stuff like you’d expect from me. Anyway, I was up to the second episode after watching the first in October because… sorry Amazon, it just never, ever occurs to me to go watch your shows. It just doesn’t.  You aren’t even like my 4th option on the, “I’m bored, I am going to put something on” list. It’s not you, it’s me. Mostly. So I watched and it’s set in Ireland and I was like, “Hey, this redhead is really very attractive and she is giving me a vibe like I know her”. I looked it up and it was Holland Roden.  Well there we go, I was right on both counts. She is attractive and I know her. I thought I had posted her a few times in the past but it turns out one time ever. Who knew? Well here she is again because she is really pretty and um… to my terrible ears her Irish Accent was good. And I know nothing because I’m an American but I’m confident about it! Today I want to fuck Holland Roden.

I saw Guillermo Del Toro say that Aubrey Plaza’s performance in Ingrid Goes West was the best performance of the year.  It was a tweet in reply to an article that stated in a just world Aburey Plaza would win an Oscar for her performance there. I can’t comment on the best of the year because I just haven’t watched enough from 2017 yet but I am inclined to agree it was fantastic.  Ingrid Goes West was a hard movie. It was a black comedy that was heavy on the discomfort and the magic in the performance here from Aubrey Plaza was that she was very uncomfortable to watch, inhumanly awkward and yet at the same time you felt for her. The sadness and loneliness and the mental illness at the core of everything she did, well, it was amazing how human the performance could feel with someone acting anything but human. It was good and she was great. But then she often is in things but Black Comedies aren’t usually Oscar bait movies so we’ll see. I liked it though and it was a reminder that I haven’t posted her in some time. So I am rectifying that. Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

How about some Anna Kendrick today, guys?  Yeah, that sounds good to me to.  I like Anna Kendrick, it’s weird that she hasn’t really been around much lately. Not on this blog, though that’s true, but in general she seems to have mainly disappeared from celebrity gossip and stuff. Is Pitch Perfect 3 bad?  Is it just over?  I actually haven’t read a thing about it one way or another, it all goes by so quickly over the holidays. Well, whatever, here’s hoping she gets cast in like… the next Star Wars or something so I can see her more. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

So I am going to close out the year with Olivia Munn.  I don’t have a particular reason for that.  Like, I don’t have a clever analogy or anything, just pictures of celebrities have been scarce since before Christmas and she’s been generous on social media. So I am rewarding her with attention? Yeah, that sounds right, I am sure she’s been waiting just wondering when I’d finally post her again. Well, a couple of you have. For some reason Olivia Munn is one person I post that a few very vocal people get very excited about. I don’t mind but it is the final day of the year, so spoiler, I am going to post my most popular posts of the year in a few hours and she’s not on it. If you want her there this post needs approximately 1300 notes in the next few hours. Get on that (Spoiler alert. You guys like Jessica Nigri a lot and @pigeonfoo continues her streak as the only person to show up every year). In all seriousness though, Olivia Munn is extremely pretty and it’s nice to get to post her now and then. I hope you guys have a great New Years Even and that the coming year is better for everyone. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.