Tag: Actress

Hey guys, I hope Christmas went well for everyone.  If not well, it’s over.  Here in America today is offically known as the day after Christmas but I know my UK friends and Canadian friends and whatever other places out there consider today a holiday as well.  Being an American I don’t really understand what fighting has to do with Christmas but I want every one of you to know that I am pulling for you and hope you win.  I guess some of you might face off against each other?  I don’t know how matches are set but in that case I just hope no one gets hurt.  Either way, good luck.  Remember, power thrills but speed kills, so keep moving.  You want to keep your feet moving and stay on the balls of your feet, being flat footed is the quickest way to lose.  Don’t be over anxious, wait for an opening and keep your opponent away with quick punches like jabs.  You have this, I have faith in all of you.  Just keep your gloves up and I hope your hooks are blessed.  And everyone needs some motivation now and then so here is Jessica Chastain, who is quite pretty and I assume if she wanted to she’d be an excellent boxer because she’s good at everything.  Imagine her as your Adrian if you need to.  Happy Boxing Day guys.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Merry Christmas everyone.  I really wish all of your the Merriest of Christmases. I know for some people the holidays are hard and I know for some of you this one will be especially hard.  Know that my thoughts are with you and that you matter.  Which is what this is really about.  Peace on Earth and Goodwill toward Men.  The world can seem to have a scarcity of both at times and maybe where you are it seems particularly lacking.  The only chance we can make is in ourselves.  There is someone who matters to you, this is a good chance to reconnect.  Wish them Merry Christmas and let them know they matter.  Take the best part of this season and live it, do what you can to make your day a little brighter and I promise yours will be, too.  It won’t be a cure all but it will help.  Anyway, if today is hard here is Holly Willoughby for you because a pretty smile on a beautiful woman can’t do anything but help.  I sincerely wish you all a Merry Christmas.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Here is Karen Gillan and I’d like to make up a reason this is about Christmas but I have nothing.  She just has been showing up in pictures because of Jumanji and so it means I am posting her.  I really like her a lot guys.  She’s very pretty, she has great comedic timing, she is a charmer all around.  There isn’t much more than that, I hope you have a good Wednesday.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So I have basically known this post was coming for a month.  No, probably for like a year.  Whenever they moved the date back for the Last Jedi.  But I knew at least a month ago that my post on the 16th was pretty much out of my control.  Not that I had anything put together or whatever but just… well, I knew there was very little chance I wouldn’t be posting Daisy Ridley.  Before the Force Awakens came out I was pretty hyped about the new trilogy but I didn’t find myself particularly attracted to Daisy.  That happens.  I had nothing against her, it was just whatever.  Then I saw her on screen and fell in love with the character and just the raw charisma and charm and you know, I think I said all that when I posted her the first time.  It was probably about 2 AM when I got home from seeing The Force Awakens.  Anyway, it’s just worth pointing out that Star Wars is kind of why she’s here but Daisy Ridley is a big part of why Star Wars is so important again.  It was always important to me, I love Star Wars.  I read the Thrawn trilogy when it came out and liking that shit made you a nerd. But you know what, 5 years ago I still loved my old Star Wars stuff but there was next to no excitement when Star Wars stuff was announced. None. Now there is. Always. And Daisy Ridley is a big part of that. The fact that I and people I love are excited and Star Wars has become a major event in ours lives is in a large part thanks to what Daisy Ridley brings to the screen.  I think the new trilogy has lots of credit to pass around but how good all of the new cast is plays a major part.  I am thankful I guess.  We all can use a bit of childhood magic in ours lives and this does it for me. So she’s here because of Star Wars but also because she’s just a little bit magical. She plays a hero  I adore and the world always needs more heroes.  Today I wan to fuck Daisy Ridley.

So Charli XCX’s new mix tape comes out today and I haven’t looked or anything but I feel confident is probably the biggest thing happening in pop culture today.  I mean, I don’t think anything else is happening.  Anyway, I am looking forward to listening and I happen to find Charli XCX extremely attractive.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I am so glad that Chastain season started early this year and has sustained itself for so long.  At this rate, Molly’s Game will take us all the way to the Golden Globes and then the cavalcade of Hollywood self congratulation should assure us an uninterrupted Chastain season through March.  This is very exciting.  Usually when I post Jessica Chastain I talk about her acting because I believe she is the best Actor working right now.  Like, I don’t have a doubt at all when I say that.  I watch a lot of movies.  Plenty of bad ones but I also watch almost all the big Oscar bait ones and pretty much all the major awards films each year and no one is better at filling out and breathing life into a character than Jessica Chastain.  Often with very little on the page she is able to make a fully formed person who you can understand and see as a three dimensional being just in the way she inhabits them.  She is remarkable.  Sorry, my point was usually I talk about her acting but I have no plans to today.  Other than that little aside because on top of that, her sense of style is just unimpeachable.  It’s amazing how good she looks on the red carpet.  She just exudes grace, which is not something everyone can pull off.  She is beautiful yes but there is something else.  I guess my point is it’s crazy just how talented she is.  She is a good enough actress that she could wear a garbage bag with holes cute out on the red carpet and I’d be like, “Well, that looks terrible but she’s such a good actress I am posting her anyway”.  And she could be a garbage actress but with the way she looks on the red carpet I’d be like, “Well, I really don’t like almost anything she’s in but man she just looks so perfect in a gown”.  Instead she’s great at both.  Which would seem greedy coming from some people but she has such effortless grace that it feels right.  She is above us all.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Just this weekend I was talking with my dear friend Katherine about how Anna Kendrick hasn’t shown up here in a long time.  We both agreed that was a tragedy but it’s one that is reflective of the fact that she has mostly been absent from events this year.  Past awards season she has hardly shown up anywhere or at anything.  I don’t know why.  Katherine pointed out that Pitch Perfect 3 wasn’t far away and would likely fill the very obvious Anna Kendrick sized hole in our lives.  So today when I saw there were pictures of Anna Kendrick at the Pitch Perfect 3 premier I was already inclined to post her before I even saw them.  Then I saw the pictures and oh dear god.  She looked amazing.  Just… she looked hot as fuck.  I mean I like Anna Kendrick but boy that was a look I liked on her.  So she’s here.  Really she just needed to look passable and instead she just ran up the score.  No one else could come close today because look at her.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

So there is a Jumanji movie coming out and I am making no judgements about the decision to make this movie or anything but I am going to go out on a limb and say it probably won’t be the biggest grossing movie of December. Just… a feeling I have this feeling, telling me something might be bigger.  And I trust my feelings, they have generally served me well.  But Jumanji is going to happen and I thought Karen Gillan looked pretty good last week at a London screening but wow last night she wore this gold dress that if I didn’t know better i would say was just for me.  It seems unlikely given I don’t think Karen Gillan knows I exist and if I did I am going to say there is at least a 40% chance that she wouldn’t choose what she wore for my benefit.  At least 40%. But man I like that gold gown. It just looks lovely. Maybe I wish it was shaped a little bit more across the middle but now I am just looking for negatives. She looked great and you know what, I have no idea if Jumanji will be any good.  It might be terrible. But I bet she’ll still be pretty charming in it because frankly she’s always a lot of fun in comedic roles. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So the British Independent Film Awards happened and not too many people were at them but it’s ok because the best people were at them as far as I can tell.  And the best of the best was Hayley Atwell, who I will forever adore because she is one of the most charming people on the entire planet.  It’s just who she is.  And she wore this pretty sparkly pink dress and she looked like a princess.  It was just lovely and wintery and I am always glad to see her so she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

The Star Wars premier was last night so there wasn’t much doubt I’d be posting something Star Wars related because… well, I’m me.  Anyway, here is Daisy Ridley who wore a dress covered in stars and you know, that’s pretty on the nose but I didn’t hate it.  It should have fought someone else’s dress if she wanted to go all in on the joke though.  Anyway, it’s a bit odd as a dress but I kind of like it.  I guess fringe is fun and it just looks good on her in general.  I liked it.  I am pretty excited for the movie.  Big plans for the end of the week. Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.