Tag: Actress

Kelly Brook is here because wow that red dress.  She was at a charity Gala last night called Teens Unite and I don’t know what it was about really but I assume it is done and over because if that dress can’t bring things together then you might as well give up. So I assume the Teens are United. And now I have Atari Teenage Riot’s Kids are United going through my head.  I’m pretty weird.  My point though is not that i have 22 year old song going through my head, it’s that that dress is amazing.  Amazing enough I guess that it is fulfilling 22 year old prophesies.  And by prophesies I mean songs.  Same thing.  I am rambling. The dress is just amazing.  What a look.  I love it.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So there was the Women in Entertainment breakfast yesterday and I am posting Jennifer Lawrence as a result.  I really thought she looked beautiful.  I dunno, I am looking at the pink dress she wore and part of me feels like there is nothing special about it, like I shouldn’t be enamored with it but I am.  It’s just really pretty.  Simple I guess.  The dress and my reasoning.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So Jessica Chastain is currently in Spain promoting Molly’s Game, which seems to basically be her job now.  Every time she shows up it is because of something surrounding the film and every time I feel like a jerk because I haven’t seen it and I feel like I really should.  Then I look and remember it doesn’t come out for a month.  She’s just been promoting it for 2 months already.  I hope it’s good.  I am a little surprised with just the long game promotion of this.  I have seen so many interviews and stuff.  I mean, I know she’ll be good.  She’s always good.  It’s the movie itself I can never be sure about.  Anyway, she looked fantastic in Madrid so I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So, even though I play it pretty close to the vest, Google has figured out I like Star Wars.  Somehow.  It’s mostly a secret no one knows about me at all.  But sneaky google knows and any time I go to youtube my suggestions are full of videos about Star Wars and this past week it is pretty much all interviews with the cast of the new movie sprinkled with whatever garbage Snoke theory video some idiot came up with.  No, it isn’t going to be some obscure reference to a book only 10 people have read.  That’s not how story telling works.  You can’t expect mass audiences to go do homework.  Btw, my Snoke theory is that it really doesn’t matter.  We didn’t know anything about the Emperor besides the fact that he was the Emperor.  That was good enough.  Not everything is a mystery to be solved.  Anyway, all that aside, the cast is very charming and I quite like Daisy Ridley.  So here she is from recent appearances promoting the movie.  It’s pretty simple.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

Man guys, not a lot going on recently and I don’t have a ton to say.  I guess some days I am not that creative.  I just their Saoirse Ronan is pretty and more I like all the things I have seen her in.  So she showed up at the Gotham Indy Awards thing and… hey, that’s good enough.  It was a nice reminder that she exists and that I like her.  So today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

It’s a slow weekend for celebrity sightings, no doubt due to the Holiday and so on.  I mean, the rest of the world isn’t celebrating Thanksgiving so I dunno why you guys are just sitting around but the result is very little seemed to happen yesterday.  That’s fine.  I am still trying to stay mellow and relaxed and recover so I am sitting here watching YouTube videos.  And I just watched Daisy Ridley build a Millennium Falcon while being interviewed.  Two things about it struck me, the first being that I wish Legos weren’t so damned expensive because I would probably play with them still as an adult otherwise.  $20 to spend a rainy afternoon building a spaceship?  That sounds pretty fun.  $150?  Go fuck yourself you Danish Bandits.  Unless Lego is a Dutch company.  I can’t remember now.  Well, whatever you are, you can go straight to hell. Second was how pleasant Daisy Ridley is and how lucky I feel that the new cast of Star Wars is a delight.  She and John Boyega feel like a gift to those of us who grew up loving Star Wars, even in the dark days when loving Star Wars made you weird because there hadn’t been anything new and Star Wars in 10 years. They just feel right as people and we are lucky to have them.  So I enjoyed it so I am posting her cause guys, it’s less than 3 weeks to the new movie.  I am excited.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

There are uh… well there are somethings that I always assumed didn’t need to be said.  But you know, it’s 2017 so I guess we should all get used to stating things that seemed patently obvious a few years ago.  So um… y’know, let’s start with don’t murder anyone guys.  Like, murder is bad.  And that’s not just my opinion.  I have spent a lot of years reading a lot of philosophers and admittedly, that wasn’t really me investigating the moral nature of murder, it was for bigger questions but I can tell you, almost universally Murder is seen as a moral wrong.  It’s one of those cross culture/cross time things.  Murdering someone is bad.  This still feels like a thing that shouldn’t need to be said, especially not on a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today but… hey, 2017.  If you wonder what brings this up it’s because Deepika Padukone has a price on her head.  That would be upsetting enough but it was placed there by members of the ruling party in India.  There is a lot going on there and it ranges from classic bigotry to slut shaming and I don’t need to go into it because I think it will tempt a lot of my readers, you know, Western types, to engage in some monocle popping and snotty comments about that’s how things work over there.  There being not in the West.  It’s all very condescending and I want to avoid it.  But I am going to admonish India a tiny bit.  Stop it India.  Please stop giving terrible people over here ideas.  Like… I don’t need the people who were protesting on my very street about Confederate Statues starting kick starters to murder actresses for daring to uh… exist?  Again, I do want to stress that murder is generally considered a moral wrong.  Like the most famous philosophical dilemma of our time is the Trolley Problem and if you are familiar I want to point out the problem comes from the idea that killing is wrong so there is no good solution.  It isn’t a maximizing your score thing.  And you might wonder why Tumblr needs to know this, tumblr is woke as fuck and on and on but it does come down to a more important problem that tumblr has as well. Use your words.  If someone forwards and idea or thought you disagree with use your words.  Not violence.  Ever.  I know it seems like a lot of fun to punch a Nazi but there is a different between being self righteous and right.  And if you want to know what I mean I mean that when you resort to violence you debase not only your argument but those who stand with you.  And you might say who cares, I don’t care what anyone thinks who would worry about Nazis.  And well, that’s the self righteous part.  You get to feel good.  You get to feel superior. You have changed not a single mind and you have not made the world a better place.  You’ve just made yourself look good to a small circle of people who already agreed with you.  Rhetorically, the only way to combat an idea is with a better one.  This is what changes minds.  And it doesn’t matter if you think it’s fair or not, when you resort to violence it doesn’t make you look right.  It makes you look like someone who knows they are wrong and the only option they have is to silence the other side.  It makes those you disagree with look like oppressed martyrs.  It’s a thing to think on.   Anyway, Deepika Padukone is beautiful and I have never posted her because I have never seen her in anything.  I watch Bollywood movies because I consider Bollywood to be a greatly unappreciated genre the fuses musicals and cabaret and just… they’re epic.  But I don’t see that many.  I will be seeking out Padmavati if I can because hey, it’s a legend I am not well versed in and it’s the best passive aggressive way I can protest a stupid bounty on someone’s head because you disagree with art you haven’t seen before.  But I know who she is because she’s a popular actress and beautiful and so I figured why not post her because we live in an era where it has become important to stress murder is wrong.  Even when it’s a woman so beautiful it makes you feel funny in your pants and that makes you angry.  Still wrong.  Today I want to fuck Deepika Padukone.

I am sick so I am phoning this in today.  This is Becky G.  I have posted her before but am remarkably uninformed about her.  I just know she’s pretty and I assume somewhat successful since she pops up on my computer screens from time to time.  Good for her!  She is adorable.  Today I want to fuck Becky G.

So if you know me, or vaguely pay attention to my blog, you probably would have expected me to post Jessica Chastain yesterday.  You would have expected this on account of her wearing a stunning sparkly black dress mixed with being Jessica Chastain.  You were not wrong to expect that but I’ve had a hectic couple of days and am just now catching up.  So I have seen the dress from AFI fest and wow, yeah, it’s for me.  It’s amazing.  She is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

How about some Anne Hathaway guys?  She has shown up at a few things this week and looked lovely and that’s enough for me.  I dunno why she was at events.  Is she promoting something?  Maybe, it’s a mystery because I am too lazy to investigate.  I just think she looked pretty.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.