Tag: Actress

Riverdale was back again last night and that means that today I am once again searching around for some pictures of Camila Mendes I haven’t posted before. You know, this show seems to be a hit from what I can tell, maybe it’s time to start inviting all the people on it to events so that my life is a little easier Hollywood.  I feel like I should have thoughts and feelings about the show but I am really tired so instead I will just point out how ridiculously pretty Camila Mendes is and call it a day.  She is ridiculously pretty.  Today I want to fuck Camila Mendes.

I guess the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie is right around the corner but I hope it never gets here.  Not because of any ill will towards the movie, I bet it’s going to be great and I really want to see it.  It’s just that I have seen more Karen Gillan in the past week than in the previous year.  So if we could maybe push back the wide release for like… 8 months or so that would be great.  Then we could just get Karen Gillan going from city to city for special premiers.  It would be great, when was the last time Peoria got a red carpet?  Probably never!  Give Peoria their moment in the sun guys.  That’s right, this isn’t selfishly motivated, this is just me worried about the people in cities that I actually am not entirely sure what state they are in without looking it up.  Does it play in Peoria?  Well, it should.  And I should get pictures of Karen Gillan there. That’s all I am saying.  I mean, come on, Marvel, my idea isn’t any dumber than shit your VP of sales has said.  Well, fingers crossed, for now here is Karen Gillan who I will savor while I can.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I am not sure when Baywatch comes out but it looks like we’re starting to get the full court press for it, what with them sponsoring Marathons and so on.  For someone who had no interest in the show as a kid and scoffed at my friends who ddi watch just to slow motion boobs bouncing, I am surprisingly interested in the movie.  Like, not interested enough to actually know when it comes out but interested enough that I will definitely watch it when it hits HBO or Netflix. This is in large part because of the Rock, who is a giant muscle bound ball of charm and goodness in the world.  Like if he ran for President I would… well, I’d claim that he was painfully unqualified and we really shouldn’t vote for celebrities but if he won I’d at least have confidence that he is a good person. That would be a fun change.  But there are other reasons.  Alexandra Daddario is one.  She is just very attractive and I have been a fan since her days of making terrible horror movies (nut not days of making terrible YA adaptations because I am like 30 years too old to have seen those).  Anyway, she was at stuff this weekend because Baywatch and so here she is.  Because today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

So there was a premier for the new Guardians of the Galaxy last night and that’s a nice surprise!  It kind of snuck up on me, I didn’t realize it was out so soon.  I haven’t even had time to get excited about it.  I would say I am not excited at all really but that sounds wrong.  I know it will be great, I think my mind has been so preoccupied by other things that I just haven’t had time to get excited.  I am pretty sure the two week of press assaults about this will change all that around though and by May 5th I’ll be desperate to see the movie.  Oh marketing, you own us all deep down.  Anyway, I am posting Karen Gillan cause I almost always do when she shows up somewhere.  I love her. She is just a bundle of charm and talent and beauty and I think it’s a crime the world doesn’t get more of her.  In some form.  I mean, I am not really particular as to what form (I have to say, Selfie was probably the best we were going to get and the show was a riot but the world didn’t watch it. Maybe we don’t deserve her).  As proof of how much I want more of her I will point out I posted her after she wore that yellow thing last night which is pretty unexciting.  I mean, I like her shoes, those are pretty sharp but the rest is so what.  But it doesn’t matter cause she showed up and that’s basically enough for me.  She is just great and so today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I couldn’t get to sleep last night and ended up watching the Tonight Show and Anne Hathaway was one and guys, she tries so hard to just be likeable and I realize that’s why so many people hate her but give her a break. I am not saying you have to like her, I am not saying you have to believe it’s genuine, but that kid in class who was trying so hard to seem like one of the guys?  Well, that kid just wanted the same as the rest of us, she just wanted to fit in.  She couldn’t help it if it didn’t work out.  I am not saying you had to be that kid’s friend, I am just saying you shouldn’t hate someone for wanting what everyone wants, which is just to be accepted.  I get it, neediness is a huge turn off.  But you know, you can just walk away.  Anyway, she doesn’t bother me at all and i quite like her but I am aware of the thoughts of others.  I am looking forward to her new movie as it is getting positive buzz and I have to say, it sounds like a fantastic idea.  I am not a kaiju expert but I am a nerd so I certainly have seen my fair share of Godzilla movies as well as even cheaper knock off want to be Godzilla movies over the years, it seems like a comedy version would be a great idea.  Plus, I have been a fan of Nacho Vigalondo since Time Crimes, because I am a weird horror nerd.  Anyway, Anne’s dress was just ok last night but she looked beautiful, which is a thing I have learned to just accept about her.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

I watched this week’s Riverdale last night, which you probably figured out when you saw who I posted if you know the show and this blog.  This is the first time I have posted Lili Reinhart and it’s… well, it’s hard to explain why.  I think part of it is in the fact that she plays Betty.  Betty who in the comics often comes in second for Archie’s affections and who is the most awesome person you can imagine hanging out with so you take her for granted.  Even as a kid I liked Veronica better.  And in the comics Veronica is frankly not nearly as decent a person as she is on the show, so it is one of those things you know it a mistake but you are into it anyway.  Like, every ounce of you knows Betty would be the perfect girlfriend.  She’s supportive, kind, well adjusted, smart, sweet, funny, and almost any other positive you can think of.  And in the episode I watched someone referred to her as the perfect girl next door and she said she hated that phrase.  And I get it.  Besides the fact that it stops her from being a person and an idea, it also makes it easy to forget even human beings who seem pretty great and happy have real problems, too.  They have more depth than that.  But… I think it’s why Lili Reinhart hasn’t shown up here yet despite her beauty and my clear obsession with the show.  Because it’s wrapped up in some age old Whore vs Madonna stuff that is buried deep in the cultural consciousness.  Betty is the girl you marry.  Lili Reinhart plays the girl who would just be great to be around and is awesome so… I’m going to take her for granted and focus my attention elsewhere.  Anyway, in the episode I watched she sang Happy Birthday and it was a little sexy.  Uncomfortably sexy for Happy Birthday but that’s a whole other thing that has slowly infected the culture (thanks Marilyn).  Anyway, it was kind of hot and she is great and frankly her twitter and stuff during episodes is amazing so it’s really past time Lili got her due.  Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

So the trailer for The Last Jedi dropped yesterday and yeah, of course I have seen it.  In general I don’t get people’s obsession with trailers because I just don’t get excited about commercials and am a little concerned people are not only so obsessed with the new commercial for a movie but that they are mildly outraged I haven’t seen it and have no desire to spend my time hunting it down and watching a commercial.  For the record, I also kind of think people who just watch the Superbowl for the commercials are unbearable as well.  But obviously I was going to see the Star Wars one because it was going to be unavoidable and everyone was going to ask me about it but also because I don’t mind watching the occasional trailer if it’s for a thing I actually care enough about to want to see a commercial for it 8 months in advance.  Anyway, it looked cool. That sure was moving pictures with sound on a screen.  And lightsabers.  I was more interested in some of the live streams from the Star Wars celebration, though I seem to miss all the good stuff and just get people mugging for the camera.  But Daisy Ridley was adorable when I saw her and in general I feel very lucky we have the new cast we have, they all seem pretty great.  Like, decent people who care about Star Wars but also seem to get that there is perhaps a bit of responsibility socially when you play someone who is immediately iconic and the hero of children.  It warms my heart.  Anyway, here are some pictures of Daisy Ridley cause I am posting her today mainly because of Star Wars but also cause she’s pretty great.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

So here is Hayley Atwell because… maybe because I am really tired?  I basically just woke up.  Because I didn’t really sleep last night and as a result around noon I finally crashed and got a few hours sleep and then my mind wandered to Hayley Atwell and then Peggy Carter I think because I remembered it was her birthday last week, which I probably remembered because I may have queued something last week and it finally popped up today but I can’t swear by it.  Anyway, as I tried to shower and wake up I was thinking about how important heroes are in general and how it’s just crucial that sometimes we have people to look up to.  Fictional or not, it’s important that there is some justice in the world but also a working example of how you can be a real human being but also be a deeply good person.  I like Captain America for similar reasons, as kids some of us didn’t have examples of this in any real way, so our heroes had to do the same.  And Peggy Carter was one of those.  Not a model for me as a child or anything because she barely existed in the comics until Hayley Atwell knocked it out of the park with the character.  But she fills that role so well.  And I miss that.  And I probably have more to say but I am so, so tired.  So I won’t.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Last night I saw pictures of Fan Bingbing at a Louis Vuitton event in Paris and was like, “Wow, that’s such a nice dress”.  And well… this morning I woke up still thinking, “Wow, that’s such a great dress”.  I really like it, I think it looks great but I think part of it is the person it is on.  One of the more remarkable traits Fan Bingbing seems to have is the ability to always look amazingly beautiful. So maybe the dress would look like garbage on anyone else but because she’s wearing it she elevates it.  Maybe.  There is no way we’ll ever know.  I just know she looked great in it and it had a lot of things going on that I liked, kind of gauzy, kind of see through, kind of shiny, Fan Bingbing was in it.  Lots of great stuff.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Sorry this is late guys, real life stuff.  Late last night I caught up on Riverdale and yes, I still love the show.  It’s epic and crazy and fantastic and I am just ready for next season to crash and burn because how do you keep up this level of insane?  I have no idea but at least mixed in with that we have talented beautiful people to look at.  Madelaine Petsch looked amazing in this episode. Just like… some sort of venomous creature.  You know she’s dangerous and will destroy you but you can’t look away because nature has given her some ridiculous level of beauty that demands the eyes until it’s just too late, you’re dead.  Also, she has nice hair.  I feel like I should point that out because my dear friend Katherine always does and I agree with her so I wanted to point that out as well.  Anyway, here is Madelaine Petsch and you know, try Riverdale if you’re into that kind of thing.  If it sounds like the off the wall nonsense you might like it is fantastic.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.