Tag: Actress

So Bella Thorne was in Playboy and I guess people are excited by that and I guess I get it, they take nice pictures and now that nudity is gone maybe we’ll get some nice celebrity shots.  I feel like there is a lot to pack about people’s reaction to Bella Thorne but I am not feeling great and am super tired.  I have woken up tired for days due to stuffed up heads and so on.  So I will simply say that for those of you who are going to make comments that you think are well intentioned about what a slut she is or how “thirsty” she is or how you think she’s a tease you can go fuck yourself.  I would normally argue this point more, explaining the flaws in your basic premise and the disturbing places it comes from, and maybe be nicer but I don’t have the energy.  Get bent.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

You’ll have to forgive any mistakes here today cause I am more than a little out of it.  You guys are about to lose me to Civilization 6 and it came out at midnight and I was still up so I was like, I’ll play for just a little bit and then go to bed.  I played for lots of bits and I am dragging.  I am too old for nonsense, I am really dragging.  Last night was also a new episode of The Good Place which I watched while starting up Civ 6.  It is so nice to have Kristen Bell on my TV again every week, I had no idea how much I had missed it.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

There is a new Rocky Horror coming out.  Or has it?  No, it feels too early. Either way it’s coming out and you know, I am just not a fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  People always expect me to be but it’s just not for me.  Now, I don’t usually get on here to talk about stuff I don’t like but it comes up because the fact that this thing exists appears to have some side benefits which is Victoria Justice everywhere constantly.  The big benefit here is that she is basically a one woman fashion show and some of what she wears looks so good it just demands I take notice.  Like even when I am in my moody sort of, “Well yeah, she’s pretty but like… almost too pretty,” phase I can’t ignore her because she looks so nice.  Like, she is showing up for interviews and shows and she has this unique ability to make it look like a planned photoshoot rather than her getting out of a car and walking down a New York street.  It’s really impressive.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

So MIPCOM is going on and if you don’t know what that is it’s really fine.  There is no need to know.  Basically though if you watch TV shows from a country that is not your own but you’re watching them on your country’s TV stations it’s probably because of MIPCOM.  It’s where shows and broadcasters go to buy international rights to shows.  I kinda vaguely know what it is and that’s about it but this year it seems like celebrities are showing up and no doubt this is because everything needs to fight for attention more and more now to get noticed and a great way to do that is have famous people show up on red carpets.  I approve given that Jenna Coleman has been there and has looked fantastic.  There is something about her that always triggers my pretty button. Just… clicks with me and I am like, “man, she’s so pretty”.  She just has one of those faces.  Anyway, I saw her today and was like, “Man, she’s so pretty”. Thus I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Here is Amy Adams who appears to be promoting like 22 movies at the moment.  Or maybe it’s just two.  Or it could even be just one but that seems low.  Anyway, she has shown up a bunch at red carpet stuff for premiers and film festivals and so on and I have thought she looked pretty good but found she looked especially good yesterday.  I have long been an Amy Adams fan and always feel like I should be posting her more often.  It just doesn’t come up sadly.  Still, I like her, I think she is always excellent and she is very pretty.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Amy Adams.

I am pretty sure Victoria Justice might be an ageless, immortal vampire.  I say this because Victoria Justice looks basically the exact same as she did when I first posted her about four and a half years ago.  And at that point she was 18 and that was kind of a surprise because she looked 21 and had looked 21 for years at that point.  Now, I might partially be influenced by the fact that she and Nina Dobrev can look a whole lot alike and Nina Dobrev played an ageless Vampire but that seems more like a hiding in plain sight thing.  Maybe the whole Vampire Diaries thing was based on Victoria Justice.  I mean… I have never seen her in direct sunlight and I have never seen her cast a reflection.  Oh sure, I have seen pictures of her outside during the day but I mean… photoshop guys.  So I am developing this theory.  Plus she’s almost disconcertingly pretty.  Like, I have mentioned before she is almost so beautiful it’s boring.  Which shows how spoiled the modern world has us.  She is so pretty and so consistently so that it gets dull.  We need flaws for beauty to shine.  But maybe it’s not that, maybe it’s our brain warning us.  Or me.  I can’t say anyone else has this reaction other than the few people who have agreed with me.  Maybe our brain is going, someone shouldn’t look exactly as pretty at every even with no variation.  Maybe our brains are warning us she is a Vampire.  I mean… look, I’m willing to listen to your arguments why I am wrong but I should warn everyone in advance I am mainly willing to listen to arguments about her lack of Nosfertuism so I can identity if Vampire thralls and I know who will be on our side when it’s time to stake some blood suckers.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

I don’t watch Scream Queens anymore.  It was less a concious decision than this season started and I was relieved I missed it.  Basically I was only watching because it is generally expected that I watch horror related things and family members were watching it and asking me if I was watching and it was like… well, it was like one big long October where people are suddenly excited I love horror instead of thinking I’m a creepy weirdo.  Or maybe they still think I’m a creepy weirdo, they’re just glad for the horror knowledge.  Either way, I didn’t really enjoy it last year. It had it’s moments but… well, you know.  This is sadly the second time this has happened to me with a Lea Michele show and it’s probably not a coincidence the creative team is the same because they’re the problem. Not her.  I wish someone would cast her in something I wanted to watch because she has done a lot of magazine shoots recently and every time it’s a good reminder that I really think Lea Michele is pretty.  She just has a something to her I find very attractive.  So if someone wants to make a good show where also she gets to sing because I like her voice a lot, I’d appreciate that.  Maybe have like… I dunno, her run a singing detective agency with a neo noir aesthetic and I’d be happy.  I mean, I think I’d be the only one to watch it but I’d appreciate it.  I’d owe you one for sure.  Anyway, here she is because she was in Shape and today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

Felicity Jones is out promoting a movie I honestly know nothing about.  Well, maybe I will eventually, it’s October, if it’s not horror or the release of Civilization 6 I am not paying attention.  Anyway, I have thought she looked good, though despite her impending Star Wars fame, she is at the moment only showing up in a few pictures of middling quality.  I really loved the line of the coat she wore to the BBC, well the whole outfit but the lining made everything else pop.  But I can’t really show you because the pictures were not great.  Anyway, here are some passable one.  She is very pretty and I have liked some of what she is worn and so she is here today.  Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.

So Supergirl is back and I couldn’t be more excited.  For lots of reasons.  First and foremost is that I absolutely love Melissa Benoist in the role.  The show has some flaws, though I like it a lot, but it is amazing how perfectly it does Supergirl.  And after last night how perfectly it does Superman.  It fills me with joy that I am really not equipped to put into words.  Yesterday was a tough day because sometimes no good, very bad days just happen, even in Australia.  So it was nice to get some members of the Superfamily being Superheroic.  And hopeful.  And just good people.  And I didn’t mean to make this some kind of subtle slam against the movies but it is starting to sound like it.  That wasn’t on purpose.  The thing is I love the characters and I love their goodness and what they represent.  And having it back is nice because I am grateful for Melissa Benoist in the role.  She is great.  Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

Here is the beautiful Mary Elizabeth Winstead because for some reason she just keeps popping up this week.  Sort of coincidentally there have been conversations and then other conversations and her record and just… I haven’t planned it but almost once a day she has come up and it means I keep thinking about her.  @she-goes-to-eleven discovered her for the first time the other day basically and was a fan and that was kind of enjoyable. It’s always nice to convert someone new, though we’re moving a bit slowly on the conversion thing since no one watched Braindead.  Oh well, maybe her next project.  I mean, bonus is she keeps getting next projects, so that’s good news.  Anyway, she’s gorgeous and I just love her so today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.