Tag: Actress

So far when I had seen Sophie Turner’s blond hair it didn’t really do much for me.  I just didn’t like it.  I am sure there are lots of reasons for this but part of it is probably because I am a horror fan, which means deep down I have a very conservative streak and am resistant to change.  Change is scary and should be distrusted.  I also just… it never clicked when I saw it.  Until I saw her on the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival, where is looked amazing.  Just amazing. The dress was nice too but her hair was fantastic.  It turned me around on it completely.  Man, the Venice Film Festival has been magic, I hope it never ends!  I mean, I guess that would be boring for attendants because it’s only scheduled through next weekend and they’d run out of movies but it would be good for me.  Anyway, Sophie looked great so I am posting her because today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

August was, honestly, pretty light on the picture front.  Thank god for the Olympics, cause even if you were annoyed with all the athletes I posted it gave me people to post.  A lot of days though there just wasn’t a ton going on.  Well, September is shaping up to be something different and this weekend has just been… well, now I feel bad cause there are like 5 people I wanted to post today and it was a tough decision.  Gemma Arterton won essentially because she’s strikingly beautiful.  And she has been catching my eye all week.  I wish I had more interesting things to say about her but the problem is she basically is only in movies I have no desire to see.  Byzantium was the last thing I saw with her.  And I really liked it.  She was very good.  But you know… that movie came out like 3 years ago or something.  But I am always stuck by just how good looking she is.  Just something about her takes my breath away and I guess that’s enough.  Today I want to fuck Gemma Arterton.

I don’t know about the movies but on a fashion front the Venice Film Festival appears to be top notch this year.  Zoey Deutch wore that blue dress with the pink collar and honestly everything about her look was just perfect.  It had this great old Hollywood feel, just everything the sunglasses, the colors, her hair. Perfect.  It’s a good look if you can pull it off.  So… uh, I guess if you happen to have the looks, the time, and the money get on that.  Stop wearing sweats, start wearing expensive dresses and have your hair immaculately styled. That’s like the worst advice I’ve ever given, it reminds me of a time some Scarlett Johansson pictures hit and a guy I knew said, “See, why can’t women learn. Look at her, women need to stop starving themselves, guys don’t want super skinny girls”.  Which was a great point, that’s what’s keeping most people from looking like Scarlett Johansson.  The thing holding every other woman on Earth back is that they just aren’t eating enough.  Hopefully one day he’ll detail his important work about how women can finally give guys what they want in, “Eat Your Way to Looking just like Scarlett Johansson”.  Fingers crossed it’s out in time for Christmas!  Anyway, this is about Zoey Deutch, who looked great and I don’t really understand what film she was promoting.  It said Miu Miu’s Women’s Tales but I don’t know if that’s a series of shorts, an actual movie, a terrible misspelling of a high fashion brand’s attempt to market a brand new accessory to attract furries.  It’s a complete mystery.  The important thing for today is that she looked fantastic so that’s good enough for now.  Man, I love that dress. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch

So the fact that Priyanka Chopra continues to show up in our magazines in America is a good thing and I keep telling myself that this is why Quantico is an ok thing even though my skin crawls when I think about it coming back.  It just was bad but bad in a way that I kinda of hate extra.   Like I keep watching and part of that is because it’s the only way I get to see Priyanka Chopra regularly but my eyes keep rolling until I finally turn it off halfway through an episode and go, “That’s not how reality works. Stop it”.  But then later I will finish that episode in part because pretty girl but more because I am almost hate watching.  I am like, “Ok, fine, let’s see what stupid bullshit you pull out of your ass here”.  And I figure that can’t be healthy.  But man I find Priyanka Chopra attractive.  So I guess I am ok with this strange torture device I put on my DVR once aweek if it means she successfully transitions to Hollywood.  Anyway, she’s here today because there were new pictures of her from Flare magazine. I liked them.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is the beautiful and talented Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  I am, as you likely know if you’re a follower, a big fan.  She was at a premier for the Hollars last night but more importantly she has been on my TV every week this Summer. That has been pretty nice.  You guys can still catch up on BrainDead because it’s a really entertaining show, though, is not going to be on for much longer.  It does feel like CBS is going to let it air all it’s episodes, which is nice and I guess in the end it’s a concept that might be better served by a single season anyway. It’s pretty great though, I am sad it just hasn’t clicked at all.  But then, I keep forgetting to watch it until days after it airs anyway, so who am I to talk?  It is good though and I love MEW, she is just beautiful and charming and I quite enjoy her acting.  So today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

One of my majors in college was history and as such I know slightly more about history than a lot of people.  And as a result one of my great pet peeves is the idea of “revisionist” history because it shows a complete lack of understanding as to what history is as a discipline and as a thing that exists.  It has the idea of a static, congealed set of stone cold facts where things like perspective and misinformation and a million other things don’t come into play.  So I roll my eyes and shake my head when I hear someone bitch about it, about revising history as new information becomes available.  Obviously, you need to look at the new information, judge it’s quality, and fold it in to what you know.  But then, part of the problem is historians view the information as neither good nor bad morally, it’s information (at least the good ones do).  But most people view history as propaganda to prove their side right.  Which is the real reason they rail against revisionist history and why I discount almost anyone’s opinion on history when they start with that.  Anyway, I bring this up because Victoria looks like some bullshit revisionist history to me.  Jenna Coleman has been around promoting it and it is so detached from reality I don’t know what to say.  Like, I have never in my entire life wanted to sleep with Queen Victoria but now ITV is like, hey, look, you really want to sleep with Queen Victoria.  Bullshit revisionist history, suddenly you make Queen Victoria gorgeous?  Not cool.  It’s just a subversion of history.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Look, no Olympics.  Some of you will be thrilled.  Here is Ariel Winter because last night there was a Young Hollywood thing and like… I dunno, it’s such a vague definition, I see it attached to all these events but young seems to be “teenager” at some and “under 50” at others.  I am not calling fro some regulation on use of the word, I am just saying it becomes meaningless when over applied.  Whatever the definition, I feel like Ariel Winter still fits it and I think she looked fantastic last night.  I like pinstripes.  I dunno why, it just seems to be a good look in general.  There’s a reason why so many mens suits have them I guess.  Of course, now I am just confusing myself, I don’t think I like her outfit because it’s conservative but maybe I do?  Maybe it’s tricking me.  Oh god, is it the mullet of outfits?  The reverse mullet I guess, business on the arms, party up front?  Boy, a mullet and boobs joke, this has just gone completely off the rails.  I am sorry guys.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

I sometimes watch ultra low budget horror movies because… Jesus I don’t know. Deep seeded self loathing I guess because really they are all pretty terrible.  It turns out bad acting and bad writing can’t be fixed by how affordable digital movie making is.  Though I will say this one, while not good, wasn’t quite as bad as I thought it would be.  The nice guy I was rolling my eyes at turned out to be the villain all alone because he was a nice guy douche bag who felt wronged that a girl he’d never told he was into never used her girl telepathy to figure it out and just fuck him for being so nice.  Which, is like, in a lot of these a thing that is written as the girl being a monster, so I appreciated that in this case the guy ended up being seen as a dick because of it.  Still, 9 main cast and like 5 supporting roles and nonsensical twists meant that there were more characters than there were decent actors and more plot than the writer could handle.  One of the actresses who wasn’t terrible was this girl, Sonja O’Hara who… wikipedia tells me is an award winning Canadian actress. That’s good, her acting was fine in this so given what surrounded her I’d be willing to believe she is perhaps the greatest actress of all time to elevate the material to, “Not bad, nice butt”.  She had a nice butt.  They kept talking about how big her boobs were and you know, they also seemed nice but this is the sloppiness of this kind of thing, her boobs weren’t really noticeably large.  I feel like that was i the script, they cast her, and no one decided to change huge boobs to pretty face or something. Anyway, I am writing a whole lot about a bad movie no one who follows me will see or care about.  I just enjoy finding obscure actresses in horror movies and posting them.  Today I want to fuck Sonja O’Hara.

I finally got around to watching The Forest.  I kind of dragged my feet because it was supposed to be terrible but I knew I would eventually because Natalie Dormer is ridiculously hot.  After watching it I will say it isn’t as terrible as people say but not because it’s good, more like it’s so bland and unexciting I can’t work up enough enthusiasm to call it terrible.  It’s just there.  Turns on my pre movie assessment of Natalie dormer was dead on though, she is ridiculously hot.  She also did an American accent which was strangely disconcerting.  It wasn’t that it was bad, I think people get too much crap for accents, it’s that it was so non specific it wasn’t really part of any region.  It was muddled.  And it seemed strange hearing it from  her.  Anyway, the movie was bad, she is not.  Or maybe she is, I don’t know her, maybe she kicks puppies.  She could probably make that hot, too.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I watched the Nice Guys last night and I kinda dug it.  I maybe didn’t like it as much as some of my friends.  Not that I really found anything wrong about it but maybe it was heightened expectations, people talked about it like it was some lost classic when really it was just pretty good and pretty good in a way most buddy cop movies aren’t anymore.  Which makes sense, Shane Black wrote and directed it and if you don’t know, he basically invented all the buddy cop movie cliches because he wrote Lethal Weapon.  There were lots of things that felt like a blast from the past in this, Russell Crowe and Kim Bassinger together, the old style buddy cop action, that 1970’s, but the one that tickled my brain and I couldn’t figure out was Margaret Qualley.  She looked so familiar and I couldn’t place her.  I went and looked up her filmography and I have seen exactly nothing else shes’ been in.  She was really pretty but something was wrong.  Finally, like the third time looking at her IMDB I finally see at the top, “Daughter of Andie MacDowell”.  And then it clicked.  They don’t look alike but there is something there that made my brain make a connection.  Andie MacDowell was very pretty too.  Anyway, I liked the Nice Guys, I thought Margaret Qualley was pretty so here she is, today I want to fuck Margaret Qualley.