Tag: Actress

So I was watching this week’s BrainDead, which you’d think would lead to a Mary Elizabeth Winstead post.  I thought it would.  Until it turns out the Partridge Family’s “I Think I Love You” ended up playing a pivotal role in the show.  Like, it helped save the day.  And I was immediately singing along and thinking of Katie Cassidy because lord knows I need to keep writing stuff like this so her lawyers have plenty of things to site one day.  But I can’t help it, I see her and I hear the song.  I hear the song and I think of her.  And I really want to try and explain that you know, it’s cause her dad sings the song but as I type that that doesn’t sound any more normal.  Like not at all.  This is not something that would put someone’s mind at ease at all.  Like, if I somehow entered an elevator and she was there the song would just come out and I would probably get to the second line before the mace hit.  And that would be fair, even as I tried to explain I was thinking about her and her dad.  So fingers crossed I never end up in an elevator with her I guess?  Today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.

So I figured today I would end up posting someone who was at the Teen Choice Awards and technically I am but this post really has nothing to do with those. The Teens did not choose this post.  Lea Michele was there and looked fine but this is a result of a shoot she did for Women’s Health.  She is looking very healthy.  You can tell because there is nothing you can’t see basically and I see no ill health.  I looked closely because I am passionate about health (insert joke about free breast exams).  Anyway, she is here because I am attracted to her. That’s really why everyone is here I suppose.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

So I was watching some Guardians fo the Galaxy stuff yesterday and one girl was being interviewed and it was like, whoa, who’s that?  It turns out that’s the new Mantis.  Her name is Pom Klementieff and I am glad I only have to type it cause I would not say that last name right.  She’s from the French part of Canada and was in the remake of Oldboy, which I didn’t see because I didn’t see the point.  Anyway, my first thought was, “Welp, I should probably get ready to post her when Guardians comes out”.  But… why would I wait a year?  She’s really pretty.  Finding pictures was a pain but she is really pretty.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Pom Klementieff.

So I have been meaning to get around to watching BrainDead, I even posted MEW a little while ago because she was on TV promoting the show.  Just so many shows though.  Well, I finally started it and I like it, though it has made me a little tense.  Which I guess is praise for it but I don’t like constantly worrying about Mary Elizabeth Winstead I guess. Or maybe just theft of identity is to me one fo the most terrifying things.  I’d much rather be murdered than that. Anyway, among the things I like in the show is that apparently almost everyone in the show is into MEW.  Which is a little confusing at first because the show purports to be science fiction but that’s the most realistic thing i can imagine. Then I realized, it’s the people who aren’t brain dead yet who seem to be into her.  The I remembered good science fiction always tells us something about ourselves through the lens of this unreal thing.  So I have already figured out the core message of the show I think, after only a couple of episodes.  That’s that yes, while it might seem odd, there are some people who don’t think that Mary Elizabeth Winstead is outrageously beautiful.  Those people have literally lost their minds.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I can’t explain to you why Charlize Theron is here specifically but I can generally.  Generally it is because she is unbelievably beautiful and I am always surprised when I see how long it has been since I posted her.  I can think of times a few months ago I thought about posting her.  It’s just hard because she is so beautiful it almost feels wrong.  I know that sounds like a contradiction but maybe it’s like the whole Madonna/Whore dynamic.  Like, she’s so beautiful it seems a little crass to sexualize her.  It would be like those weird creeps who sexualize art.  Like in the early 2000’s when the Bush administration covered the Lady Justice statues because you could see too much boob and it was… I dunno.  Giving the Justice Department boners?  Subverting children?  It never occurred to me before because those sculptures were works of art, I didn’t even know I was supposed to be turned on.  Charlize Theron is the same way, she is this whole other level of beautiful that I forget I am supposed to think she’s attractive and instead just want to appreciate the beauty.  She keeps popping into my head recently.  I don’t know why, I think the last thing I saw with her in it was the latest Mad Max and that was almost a year ago or something.  Here she is though because she really is, in my mind, one of the most beautiful women on the planet.  Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.

Here is my beloved Kristen Bell who was at the premier of her new movie Bad Moms.  Which is really all the reason I need to post her since, as we all know, all of us, even those who might want to cast
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on what is basically science fact at this point, one day I am going to have her babies.  Because she is wonderful.  I hope the movie is good but I don’t really care, whatever gets her in the spotlight.  I’m down.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Here is Peyton List cause… why not?  It will make @femalecelebrityoftheday happy cause he’s obsessed with her.  I think.  I dunno.  I have a strange sorta headache this morning and she is pretty.  I don’t really know a ton about her other than pretty blonde girl with a Disney show and like most pretty blonde girls with Disney shows she sure shows up on the internet a lot.  She is pretty. She also dresses really well.  I think that’s the main stand out for me, she has a distinctive style that somehow feels like classy.  Which is why she’s here because I am classy as fuck. So is my blog.  My blog is fancy and classy. Today I want to fuck Peyton Roi List.

I never thought I would love Melissa Benoist as Supergirl as much as I do.  I didn’t have doubts about her or anything, like I actually posted her after seeing Whiplash and was like, this is a preview because I am pretty sure she’s going to show up a lot once Supergirl airs.  I happen to love Supergirl as a character.  I just… didn’t realize she would feel so perfect.  I am genuinely excited for the next season when it starts.  Now, obviously I have to qualify that by saying like the Rockford Files, there are some things I would change if it were up to me, you know, if anyone gets that joke, but she is not one of them.  I think the reason I love the show as much as I do is how right it gets the central character.  A huge part of that is Melissa Benoist and just how well she embodies one of my favorite DC heroes.  She just imbues her with something that makes the character.  It’s a lot like Christopher Reeves did in the movies, it just feels right and no matter what is going on around her she feels perfect.  She also has looked adorable and just great at Comic Con.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

The flood of Comic Con stuff continues to come in and I am always surprised by some of the people I see there.  Just because… well, I know how big of a deal ti is now.  For more than 10 years there have been think pieces about how Comic Con is a big Hollywood event and it’s not really about comics anymore and it seems like just yesterday that there was all the teeth gnashing about Twilight taking over the Con and ruining it for comics fans.  So like, I know there will be celebrities but then it always seems odd when it isn’t someone for a super nerdy thing.  Like Game of Thrones cast is there?  Of course they are, there are dragons in that show.  It doesn’t matter how mainstream it is it’s about knights and dragons and wizards and shit, that’s prime comic con stuff.  Middling FOX TV shows that are kind of based on horror movies but really are just a mess?  It seems less so.  And Lea Michele especially seems and odd fit just because… well, she does.  So as common as this kind of thing is now it still seems odd to get pictures of Lea Michele in a plunging neckline next to an article about Thor Ragnarok and the new Sonic the Hedgehog comic.  I am not complaining.  It turns out I am a fan of Lea Michele in plunging necklines.  Which I also already kind of knew.  I guess I just needed a reminder.  Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

Thank God Aly Michalka is at Comic Con.  Like, I saw her and I was excited and I had no idea why she was even there for a moment until I remembered, oh yeah, iZombie. I have wanted to post Aly many times watching iZombie but end up giving up when I am getting ready to and it’s like, oh yeah, every picture of her is years old doesn’t even look like the Aly Michalka I am looking to post.  I mean, she was pretty when she’s 20 and she’s pretty now but looks pretty different.  And for some reason there seems to be a massive picture embargo on her.  Like, I have never seen such a shift.  Yeah, I know at one point she was being pushed to be a big deal sorta, in that post Disney way girls can be a big deal, and that didn’t work out.  So you expect less.  But there was nothing.  Like, she used to be one of those people in paparazzi shots and stuff and suddenly nothing.  It’s very strange.  Anyway, I happen to quite like her on iZombie and I love the show and she is very pretty.  Being pretty is actually like… one of her defining traits.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.