Tag: Actress

So some time ago my buddy @wildflagsure said something about hwy do people like Margot Robbie so much because she’s boring.  Something like that. I kind of agreed.  And I had posted her before but like, there are a lot of Margot Robbie pictures out there and it was almost too much.  So I got what she meant and kind of agreed in that she was very pretty but unexciting. Hollywood has this thing, and I would say it’s more common in male actors, this blandly handsome thing. Someone who would easily be the best looking person you know if they worked in your office but on TV it’s like… oh, another square jaw with dark hair and perfect cheekbones. The same thing can happen with pretty blondes or… well, it can happen.  So I got it, I wasn’t as passionate as @wildflagsure, who was of course filled with rage being the rage filled hothead she is.  I think she said something like, “By Hera! I’ll see her bones ground to dust at the river Styx in the realm of Hades.  Nemean Lion, Gyro, Moussaka!” And I was like, whoa, cool your jets.  But you know, you can’t reason with some people.  Anyway, my point is I get this thing on Margot Robbie but i also get feeling absolutely compelled to post her after Wolf of Wall Street, because on the other hand she is ridiculously beautiful.  And sometimes I see that.  I just don’t need it shoved down my throat.  Like enough with the Harley Quinn, stuff. Actually, that might be the source of the acrimony for me, there is nothing that seems more, “Whoa, tone it down.  It’s a little on the nose” than the sexying up of an already sexy character that is Harley Quinn in the past few years.  So maybe she got a little of that on her.  Anyway, she’s doing all this press for Tarzan and it is like, oh right, she’s gorgeous.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Margot Robbie.

I almost posted this and then I realized it’s my dear friend @wildflagsure‘s birthday. So with her Happy Birthday, she’s great and deserves it.  Of course, this post won’t mean anything to her but she’s a Greek living in the UK, I feel like she has greater disappointments on her mind than having to look at Blake Lively.  Anyway, she basically got a birthday post here a few days ago.  Anyway, I went and saw the Shallows last night and yeah, I wasn’t expecting much but you may have noticed I have posted Blake Lively a ton recently so I was in the mood to see Blake Lively.  Well, I was in a Blake Lively mood yesterday. Anyway, I wasn’t expecting much as I definitely insinuated in another post but the movie actually was much better than I was expecting.  Now, that’s damning something with faint praise but in part that’s because every shark movie in the world owes a giant debt to Jaws and is never as good as Jaws.  So, I guess breaking news, you heard it here first, The Shallows is not as good as Jaws. It is however, a good deal better than a lot of shark movies.  I have seen a lot of shark movies.  There is a whole wide range of quality that spans from say Jaws to Jaws 4 (in which a shark chases a woman to the Bahamas to get revenge. That is the least stupid part of it).  This movie is light years better than Jaws 4. And Jaws 3.  And for the first 50 minutes or so this is honestly pretty good.  It really falls down in not having enough faith in Blake Lively, it seems like it wants to add stuff when this movie really should have been about Blake Lively trapped on a rock and we don’t need another thing.  So overall it was ok, it had the potential to be much better.  And I will give Blake Lively credit for really being pretty good in this.  And beautiful.  Fuck she is beautiful.  So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.  

So I guess girls throwing out the first pitch is a thing I have now?  That seems strange.  It’s just that I am posting Aubrey Plaza because she looked adorable throwing out the first pitch and it’s not the first time I have posted someone because they threw out the first pitch at a game somewhere.  So I think that officially makes it a thing for me.  You learn something disturbing about yourself every day.  Anyway, she has a new movie coming out soon, with her best buddy Anna Kendrick and I am really looking forward to it because she is hilarious.  I mean, Anna Kendrick is funny too but Aubrey Plaza is really, really funny.  And I miss her since Parks and Rec went away.  So here she is because of baseball and because today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.  

So I almost posted Anna Kendrick yesterday despite the stars aligning to tell me to post Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  This is because Anna Kendrick keeps showing up at stuff for her new movie and it means I am tempted to post her almost every day.  One of the things that tempted me was watching a video of Anna Kendrick interviewing herself.  It was pretty funny.  She’s been funnier but it was pretty funny.  Her hair is what i noticed though, it was all big in a good way.  It kind of reminded me of a couple photoshoots she’s done because the whole retro big hair, cats eyes make up throwback retro thing is essentially a photoshoot every cute female celebrity has to do at some point to show her sultry side.  It’s maybe not officially a law but it’s close.  Then last night I started to see pictures of her for the Edit, and indeed some of them had the kind of big hair but more importantly the whole shoot felt like it was for me.  So I knew who I was going to end up posting today at that point.  Now it is today and I am still sure i am posting Anna.  Because I love her.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I couldn’t sleep last night because my brain hates me.  Or because sleep is the cousin of death and I was in a NY state of mind.  Whichever.  Anyway, it can be hard to fill late night hours but I filled some if it talking with @wildflagsure and then remembered late night talk shows exist.  I used to watch a lot of late night in general and Late Night specifically back in the day but somehow that all fell to the wayside.  But I tuned in for some Seth Meyers even though he seems like an odd choice for me, he’s older than Jimmy Fallon, isn’t it where you should be throwing a younger guy so he can do something new?  I don’t know, I’m old, Conan was my guy.  But anyway, Mary Elizabeth Winstead was on and that was two signs I should post her.  What was the first sing, well talking to @wildflagsure, which might not seem like a sign to you but only because you have never talked to her.  She’s totally bi for Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  And who can blame her?  Not me.  She is gorgeous and charming and talented and last night was gorgeous and charming and I assume talented.  She really only sat there and it was a short interview but like… she didn’t fuck up sitting there.  It wasn’t a thing that required a lot of talent, so she couldn’t show off.  Anyway, I kinda was waiting to see if pictures of her arriving or anything showed up online but they have not so I am just posting her now.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Yesterday I said my post was because of @femalecelebrityoftheday and I guess today’s is too, but only because I am a dick who likes taunting people.  Liz Gillies is here because she was at the premier of the second season of her show and any excuse to post her is a good excuse in my book.  I will not be watching because I have never been a big Dennis Leary fan and I feel like the show indulges all of his worst habits and as a result is just not good.  @femalecelebrityoftheday will be watching though and so that’s why this post exists to taunt him.  Because I too have gone down the road of watching a show I just really dislike because I like people in it.  I am no doing that here which means instead I can just enjoy someone else’s suffering.  So enjoy your torture, I will be interested to hear if it was worth it to see 22 minutes of Liz Gillies.  I’ve decided pictures are enough for me.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

So here is Sophie Turner because it will make @femalecelebrityoftheday happy, and really that’s the entire point of this blog. Right?  No?  Well, I dunno, it will make @femalecelebrityoftheday happy but in general I saw pictures of Sophie and was like, hey, yeah, she works today.  Which doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement but it’s been a slow few days for me in the consuming media/pictures of celebrities showing up.  Just one of those things so seeing her was almost a relief because it was like, well, that’s easy.  Basically I want to avoid thinking.  And she’s pretty.  And Game of Thrones was on a couple of days ago.  So… pretty redhead, that seems like a good choice.  Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

Here is Aishwarya Rai and I don’t even know why.  Like… this is the joy of summer to a degree, with there being just less of a media onslaught my brain can wander.  There are big summer movies and so on but they don’t quite dominate the attention the way weekly TV does.  Plus fewer awards shows and so on.  So I don’t know why I was thinking about Aishwarya Rai except that I was.  I remember she came up in conversation with someone, again I can’t remember with whom, about a month or so ago.  I think the discussion included the phrase “most beautiful woman in the world” which was less about an opinion and more about there was a point where she was basically declared as such.  Like it became her title, you couldn’t read about her without reading, “Aishwarya Rai, The Most Beautiful Woman in the World” or some such thing. Which I could never disagree with because I remember the first time I saw her was way, way back in the day on Yahoo.  When Yahoo was my home page and it had news and other nonsense just sitting right there on the screen and there was a picture of Aishwarya Rai.  Who was so beautiful I was like, “Who on Earth is that?”  I don’t remember much more than that, it was the 90’s.  It’s been a long time.  But anyway, here she is and I don’t have a lot more to say other than she is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.

It’s been more than a year since I posted Karen Gillan which is both shocking and not at all surprising.  Shocking because she is gorgeous and I love her but not at all surprising because she is vastly underemployed these days.  So here is Karen Gillan because the world always, always needs more Karen Gillan.  We are just better for more Karen Gillan.  Last night I was thinking about what a crime it is that she isn’t in more things.  That she isn’t like a megawatt sitcom star or something.  Selfie was good but ignored and maybe that was her chance?  Hollywood is weird and can take some things as evidence of things that don’t exist, like, “Americans won’t watch a sitcom with a redhead Scottish woman”.  My point though is that we are missing out because I think she is a gifted comedic actress.  So I had no particular reason for posting her besides the fact that I miss Karen Gillan.  And she is amazing.  So today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I started writing about how I woke up thinking about Anna Kendrick this morning and I got a few sentences in and was feeling a lot of deja vu.  And like was wracking my brains and then looked at my own blog and basically i was writing the same post I did a few days ago.  Because I posted Anna Kendrick a few days ago.  For the same reason because basically I woke up thinking about Anna Kendrick.  I have no idea why.  I was tempted to just cut and paste the last time and see if anyone noticed but… well, I’d much rather talk about me talking about myself.  Anyway, she is here, I guess I must be pretty pumped for her new movie since she has fully seeped into my subconscious.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.