Tag: Actress

So I started watching Broadchurch last night.  It is really, really good.  I mean, I knew it would be, everyone told me it was really good.  But you know, it turns out they are right.  It was good enough that I forgot to watch Agent Carter.  And I love that show.  Love it.  Broadchurch is engrossing. Of the many people on the show Jodie Whittaker is one.  I realize that’s an odd, awkward sort of statement but I am a bit at a loss to say because I happen to find her very attractive and she’s playing the grieving mom of a 10 year old boy and that seems like an odd combo.  I don’t want anyone to think that’s like… my thing.  Is that mom crying?  Jackpot!  It’s not like that.  She is doing an excellent job.  She looks really familiar, too, but looking through her credits I have only seen Attack of the Block.  I can’t place her in it.  She is really pretty though.  So… here she is.  You should check out Broadchurch, too.  Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

Here is Natalie Dormer for you guys.  And for me I guess.  I am slowly improving.  Definitely feeling better than I was but still pretty tired.  So Natalie Dormer feels like a good pick today because she is something with a certain special something.  I am not sure what that is, confidence maybe?  The point is while I am still under the weather I can punt and say I have no idea, it’s a mystery, oooooooo…  Yeah, I just made a spooky sound with my mouth.  I don’t know why.  It’s a mystery also.  Anyway, here is Natalie Dormer who is quite pretty and has a special something that I am too tired to explore.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Good news is I am definitely feeling better.  I assume everyone is holding candle light vigils and hanging on my every health update.  I still feel like garbage but it isn’t the kind of garbage I felt like a few days ago.  Like I can actually watch TV shows and stuff now.  Then I usually go back to bed.  An hour awake is still a bit much.  Too many boring details?  Probably.  I was watching Modern Family, which like me has seen better days and hopefully like me people just can’t quit anyway because it’s pleasant enough that you’re fine with it keeping you company now and then.  I realized I have only posted Sofia Vergara once.  That seems too few times.  She is pretty.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.

Jessica Chastain is here because my subconscious demanded it. I had some strange dream, not sexual just odd, where I was in a high school cafeteria getting free food (I don’t think I was in high school there, just there for the food) and Jessica Chastain just started performing in the middle of the cafeteria with some other people.  I don’t know what it was or something but it was very good in my opinion at the time.  All very odd but clearly my brain is obsessed with Jessica Chastain.  And it is currently Jessica Chastain season so I keep seeing her all over the internet.  These are good things because she is absolutely fantastic.  And so here she is today because today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I watched John Wick last night and it was pretty solid.  I don’t think I quite liked it as much as everyone else but my friends kind of over hyped it going in.  They do that sometimes so something that is a solid action flick is never going to live up to expectations.  But I liked it.  Anyway, there is a point where one of the many villains is introduced and like, you don’t know she’s a villain necessarily but she’s got black hair, she’s wearing black leather, and she’s hot and dangerous looking and I think we all know the language of cinema well enough now to know that anyone in black leather who looks mean and isn’t the main character is probably evil.  She was not going off to start a puppy petting club.  Anyway, I saw her and immediately was like, whoa, she’s hot.  But you don’t get the best look then later she shows up and again I was like, “Whoa, she’s hot… wait, is that Adrianne Palicki?"  Yes, yes it was.  Last time I posted her I posted about how great it was that she was a superhero and how I loved that.  I turns out evil assassin is also a strong look for her.  Honestly, being a badass was a good look for her.  She wasn’t really doing any ass kicking in Friday Night Lights but Tyra became way more attractive as she transitioned from Football player’s girlfriend with no ambition to the girl working and fighting to make a better life for herself and get into college.  So like, no one is going to get in my way, I am going to get shit done Adrianna Palicki is a hot Adrianne Palicki.  It’s one i endorse.  So here are pictures of her being a badass because it’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Adrianna Palicki.

So I guess Kelly Brook has a TV show coming out soon and I am not sure what to think about that because I haven’t looked into it that much.  I have enjoyed Elisha Cuthbert’s comedy stylings before on a sitcom so that’s a good sign but I have been warned in no uncertain terms to avoid Kelly Brook’s acting before by friends.  I have really only seen her in a few things and those are things where her role was to be the “hot girl” and I thought she pulled those off.  I think she might be playing the hot girl on the show so I think she has that kind of range.  Who knows.  She has looked lovely at the press tour stuff though.  That’s not why she’s here, she’s here because I had a dream about her.  Like I was at a friend’s part and sitting on the couch and she was there to and was really nice and kept coming over and talking and I couldn’t quit looking at her breasts and I was really nervous she’d notice and think I was super creepy because I just could not looking (Pro tip: For anyone who doesn’t know this, girls always know when you keep looking at their breasts.  Always.  You are never as subtle as they think and said breasts are attached to them so they have had lots of practice with people looking at them.  Just for those of you who didn’t know this fact of nature).  I don’t know what happened then, basically that’s all I remember of the dream and like… how the sweater she was wearing fit.  So you know… if I am entirely honest Kelly Brook is here cause of her boobs today.  This isn’t the first time her boobs have put her here.  It happens.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

Here is some Anna Kendrick because I love me some Anna Kendrick.  I don’t have any special reason today.  I haven’t like watched her in something recently, or seen any particularly hilarious tweets or interviews or anything.  She’s just great and that’s enough for me.  I woke up thinking about her and all these hours later I still am, I keep thinking, “Man, Anna Kendrick is great”.  So she’s here today because of that.  Because of the greatness.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is some Ksenia Solo cause man she’s pretty.  I don’t really have anything else, I have posted her a lot recently because I have been pushing through Lost Girl when I can’t sleep and I couldn’t sleep last night.  So I got a lot of Ksenia Solo.  And she is pretty.  And funny.  And charming.  We’ve been through it all before.  Today I want to fuck Ksenia Solo.

To me the best heroes have something special about them that is hard to quite put your fingers on.  It’s not a specific trait or power, it’s just something aspirational, something that encourages you to be better.  For me maybe the best example of this is Captain America, when Captain America is done right he reminds you of what we and this country could be.  His existence helps work to bring out the best in us.  Superman falls under this category for me too.  Of course, when they’re done right and it’s hard.  I think it’s part of why I have been so taken with Agent Carter so far as a show and it’s because there is something about Peggy Carter that fits the same bill.  Not that I am actively seeking to be a better secret agent or anything but something about her is just… special.  She is someone to look up to, to want to be more like so far.  It’s a difficult trick to pull off and I think Hayley Atwell has to get most of the credit because she is just so good in the role.  There is just something about her that makes the character likeable and laudable and just… I dunno, she’s just special.  It’s damn impressive to take a character who has existed for 40 years but has hardly ever been fleshed out and in such a short stretch make her so fascinating and deep.  I am impressed.  I also get the impression that she is going to be showing up here a lot while Agent Carter is on the air.  I am fine with that, I just wish we were getting even more episodes than we are.  She and the show are wonderful and today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

So I have decided Jessica Chastain won the Golden Globes last night.  I am sure everyone was waiting to hear what I thought.  Now, I know some might say she has an unfair advantage because I am biased towards her but given that my bias is based on her being gorgeous and talented I feel like that’s a big part of who won.  That and the dress.  I liked her dress.  And her hair.  She does this kind of old Hollywood look so well.  She looks glamorous.  Anyway, I can assure you she won because there is only one vote, so it was pretty easy to count the votes and see who won.  It was her.  She won 1-0. Anyway, it is awards season which means it’s Jessica Chastain season as well and I am pretty excited about that.  I plan to get off my ass soon and start main lining nominated films, so I am sure she’ll show up again.  Cause guys, she is so damn talented.  So good.  Anyway, this is about the fact that she just looked amazing last night and so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.