Tag: Actress

I continue to watch Bates Motel and this girl popped up and I was like, whoa, that girl is hot.  I had no clue who she was but it turns out she is mainly known from the Percy Jackson movies which is a good sign because when I first posted Alexandra Daddario she was this girl I had seen in horror themed media who was basically know for being in Percy Jackson movies.  Then she blew up the internet a half a year later.  So good sign for Paloma Kwaitkowski then, right?  Well, maybe.  She’s mainly here because of the visual language of Hollywood.  It’s stuff we’re all familiar with even if we don’t think about it and I am not here to criticize it, ti is important.  A movie is only 2 hours, a TV show has more hours but they are shorter than you realize, they have to use cheats, visual cues to tell us about the character, to get us to know them without spending years with them.  So we make assumptions that would make us an asshole in real life but with TV it’s necessary.  So she shows up and she has a piercing somewhere other than her ears (her nose), shortish, choppy hair, she wears more eye make up than the other girls on the show, her hair is clearly not it’s natural color.  Your brain goes, oh shit, she’s a bad girl.  That girl is wild, she could be trouble.  Heart of gold or otherwise, that girl could be trouble.  And that is why she’s here, not because I am looking to talk about this but because I am an easily influenced idiot.  I see that and for years TV and other media have told me that girl is hot.  That bad girl, the girl you should be careful of?  She’s sexy.  That’s part of the danger.  Watch out.  And so my mind registers the part she is to play and my brain goes, “That girl is hot.  Pay attention, she’s hot.  Look at her.  Hot”.  And we end up here.  Because this has happened before.  And the truth is the actress is always pretty but often they way she normally looks I would be like, “pretty girl” and move on.  But when a TV show tells me to feel a certain way?  I feel it.  I do what I am told.  So she’s here because today I want to fuck Paloma Kwiatkowski.

I took a totally awesome lunch break today in which I ate a delicious sandwich and watched Agent Carter.  I didn’t have time to post this morning but that was ok because I kinda knew I was going to try and sneak the show in today and in doing so I was going to end up posting Hayley Atwell.  Sometimes I just know.  She is one of those people where I just kind of know it’s basically a give she’ll be showing up because I am so in crush with her and the character.  Of course, I also am in danger of running out of anything new to say.  So I will not waste any more words here, have to save some up for next week I am sure.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

So this week is just overwhelming me with stuff so far.  I really thought today would be more Grammys stuff or maybe something from the BAFTAs and then the Swimsuit Issue stuff came out and I thought I’d probably go that way but.. then Netflix emailed me to tell me season 2 of the Bates Motel is on Netflix now.  So I watched the first couple episodes and it was like, oh yeah, I dig this show.  And oh yeah, Nicola Peltz is very pretty.  I am getting the impression I won’t be seeing her again for a while, which is sad but I was glad to see her one last time.  I don’t really have anything deeper to say here other than today I want to fuck Nicola Peltz.

Here is Kat Dennings because she was at some event last night and it was like, man, there is not enough Kat Dennings in my life.  She just doesn’t show up often enough and that’s a real shame because Kat Dennings is great.  She is pretty, she is funny, she has been the best thing about multiple things I have seen her in.  I haven’t seen her in anything in a while though.  It’s sad.  I am rambling.  She is hot, I am glad to see her, today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

Today is one of those days where I feel like I could have posted 100 different people.  I have those days, my brain flits back and forth and it is like… well, all these people are amazing, can’t I just post all of them?  My firm answer is no, it’s a daily blog jackass.  Then I usually realize I am talking to myself and am glad I am sitting along whenever I am making these decisions.  Natalie Dormer won out and it makes a lot of sense because there is a special something about Natalie Dormer.  She does kind of stand above the crowd often and it is… well, I think it’s confidence honestly.  She projects a certain kind of confidence.  It’s not just the Han Solo smirk but that’s part of it.  You hear her talk, you see her do things and she seems like someone who has stuff figured out.  She knows something we all don’t.  That might be how the world works or it might be the secret of cold fusion.  I have no idea, she’s kind of tight lipped about it, which is also part of the appeal.  But that confidence, that’s always attractive, someone who just seems to have it together, you want to know what they know, you just want to be near them.  So that’s why Natalie Dormer is here today.  And that is why today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I am really enjoying Agent Carter.  Actually, let me not soft peddle it, I am in love with Agent Carter.  I absolutely love the show.  Completely.  And there are lots of little reasons why but the big reason why is Hayley Atwell.  The way she manages to carry the show is just mind blowing.  I don’t even know how to describe it, there really aren’t a lot of one person shows out there, and obviously there are other cast members, but it is basically her and a supporting cast.  Even small cast shows usually have a core duo.  This is really here show and she is just… doing a hell of a job.  I have read a whole lot of Captain America over the years and the truth is Peggy Carter has long been there as a memory but has never really been much fleshed out as a characters.  You could argue she isn’t really one, she was more a plot device meant to inform two other characters and their interaction.  Right now we are seeing the rise of the character, we are seeing her defined in what will likely be the way we see her from here out and it’s all Hayley Atwell.  I feel like Marvel is so lucky to have her because she adds such depth and nuance, really the show and the character are so much richer for her presense.  I am blown away, I had no idea she was this good.  But she is.  And she is gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Emma Watson is here because I kind of had a Harry Potter dream.  I say kind of because you can only have so accurate a dream about something your brain knows nothing about.  I know nothing about Harry Potter but in my dream everyone lived in a magic tower and they played pogs all the time and the person who won the most at pogs would become the king wizard.  Everyone spoke in what were obviously fake British accents as well.  I don’t remember a lot more than that except that since I don’t really know the character names they all went by their actor names.  By they I mean Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliff.  I think my brain totally made up the rest.  Good times.  Anyway, that had me thinking about Emma Watson this morning and she is pretty and so here she is.  I know you people love Emma Watson.  So today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

So today is my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles birthday (well here.  She lives in the land of make believe and it’s almost over there but here in America it’s just starting, which means in places that matter it is her birthday).  I feel pretty lucky that Anna Kendrick is on my mind today because she likes Anna Kendrick a lot.  I am not sure how that works given they are both girls but I’ll make a mental note to google that later and see if the internet knows anything about women being attracted to women. I feel lucky mainly because I was worried I would have to pick a model today and whole-lies-and-half-smiles hates models.  Hates them.  If I remember correctly her father was a runway and models used to just walk all over him.  Finally one day a model killed him.  Or a bear.  I mean it might have been a bear that killed him.  Or he might not be dead.  Look, I’ll be honest, when my friends talk I don’t really pay attention, I just wait for them to stop talking so I can tell them some hilarious and awesome story and we can all agree I rule.  I rule.  That’s what today is really about, how great I am.  And Anna Kendrick.  So happy birthday to Kate and today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is some Zooey Deschanel for no particular reason.  I just woke up today and my mind was wandering and it somehow ended up on her.  I really  don’t know how it got there cause I watched View to a Kill last night which you may or may not know is considered by many to be the most terrible of the Bond movies.  I wanted to rewatch it because I was like 6 when it hit theaters and so it was my first Bond movie.  My Dad took me and I thought it was great.  Further proof I had no idea what I was talking about when I was 6.  I was an idiot.  Anyway, I somehow got from there to Zooey Deschanel.  I think I was thinking about who could make the movie more ridiculous.  And that’s not a slam on Zooey Deschanel but imagine for a minute Zooey Deschanel as like… a KGB trained east German Assassin using microchips and horse steroids to destroy Silicon Valley and try to imagine taking that seriously.  Then realize I didn’t just make that plot up, that was the plot of the movie.  Maybe I am wrong, maybe evil Zooey Deschanel would make it all better.  Maybe.  I am not sure.  She sure is adorable though and i like her a lot and so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Ok, guys, watch Agent Carter.  Word is not many people are watching Agent Carter.  This is full on ridiculous because the show is awesome and I know you guys are a bunch of nerds because I know which of my posts you like best.  Kari Byron doesn’t get forever reblogged cause you guys hate nerd shit.  The show is funny, smart, and engaging.  It’s greatest weapon though is the unfailingly charming Hayley Atwell who is just amazing as Peggy Carter.  Amazing.  I could watch her all day, she is so compelling, so interesting, and so just… perfect.  She is perfect in the role.  So don’t ruin this by not watching.  Watch.  Now.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.