Tag: Actress

A bit of cold comfort was I saw Selfie listed on some publications most upsetting cancellations of 2014, which doesn’t bring it back or anything but does give me the smug self satisfaction of being right, and thus people who didn’t watch it are wrong.  So I have that going for me at least.  I watched the final two episodes this morning and it is a shame it is gone because the show was entertaining.  Karen Gillan was the biggest part of that because she is so damn compelling on screen.  I will miss her.  Here is hoping there is something else major for her soon.  I guess that’s all I really have to say other than today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Ok, first things first everyone should welcome celeb-crush-otd to tumblr by following the blog.  I have long said that if you start a blog like this, you know, daily posting of a celebrity who you like for whatever reason I will promote you (fun fact, after about a month of this blog I did find myself wishing I had gone with Who I am Crushing on Today or something like that because you know, I think the fuck frightens people).  So welcome Celeb Crush of the day to the mix.  Now we really need some girls to step up and start ones about guys or whatever they might like.  There was one for a week.  Anyway, I am promoing this new blog even though it wasn’t asked for because I am always excited to see new ones.  That has very little to do with Mary Elizabeth Winstead though other than she is mega crush worthy.  You may or may not know this about me but I kind of rank her among my top celebrity crushes over time and certainly my favorite at her level of fame which is probably best described as “not very famous but should be way more famous because she’s really good”.  I like her enough that I even sit through the rising tide of people trying to convince me the Black Christmas remake is actually a misjudged classic.  I mean, they don’t convince me because sorry guys, that movie was terrible.  How do you get a collection of likable actresses and make me despise them all?  It was garbage then and it’s garbage now.  Though yes, I’ll admit, the color pallet is refreshing for a horror movie.  Anyway, she is showing up now for awards season get togethers and TCAs and stuff and I am glad because she is gorgeous.  And she’ll be on a TV show again and I am hoping it launches her to the mega stardom she deserves.  Also you know, more of her is nice because she is beautiful.  So beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Guys, I am in love with Agent Carter.  The Show.  The Character.  The everything.  I didn’t get to watch it the night it was n cause I am old and recorded it and went to bed but man it is so for me.  All of it.  It makes so much sense I would love Hayley Atwell in this because like… ok, first of all I was always a huge Sharon Carter fan and you know the old saying, if you like a girl wait until you see her secret agent aunt from World War II!  We all know that saying, right?  But I mean it’s set in the past so we get the cool period dress, it’s about comics, it is about a woman who is a secret agent in the Marvel Universe so that’s almost a super hero, and of course she’s British.  So it’s my catnip.  So I kinda knew going in the I was probably going to post Hayley Atwell.  And I am!  Because guys she is fantastic and charming and a badass and man I just want to see her punch 1940’s misogynists in the face and save the world.  I could seriously just watch that all day.  Man I want to see her punch some of those dudes in the face.  You have no idea!  Also she is really hot.  That’s a nice little side effect.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Man, guys, Ksenia Solo.  It’s like I am discovering her for the first time all over again.  Except I was for real prepared for her to be flat out amazing and awesome and gorgeous.  I had just forgotten how much.  She’s one of those people who is so casually funny on line readings that I am convinced I she could crack me up reading the phone book.  She is just amazing and now that I am back to watching Lost Girl I am just completely into her again and running into the problem where girls on little watched Canadian TV shows just don’t show up in a ton of pictures.  Stupid laws of supply and demand.  Today I want to fuck Ksenia Solo.

Victoria Justice is strange.  I don’t mean as a person or whatever, I don’t actually know, I just mean like… she has excellent cheek bones, right?  Everything is in the right place, she is a very, very pretty girl.  I remember the first time I saw her my thought was, “Wow, who is that” and I also assumed she was almost 10 years older than she was because she just looked older, more mature.  So she is very pretty but also kind of boring.  Maybe that isn’t right either, again I don’t know her and that seems mean but she’s like, so pretty that rarely does she evoke a strong reaction in me.  It’s almost like a painting or something.  She pops up on the internet constant because, well, she’s very pretty so people want to take pictures of her.  But I very rarely find myself thinking about her once those pictures are out of view, it isn’t like she sticks with me in anyway.  Which is odd.  Then sometimes like today I look at her more closely again and it’s like, oh yeah, she’s really beautiful.  Like really pretty. I don’t know, it’s a strange thing of the brain I guess.  She is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Last night I was talking to my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles about how we are both more than willing to lie to each other, betray each other, and sabotage each other for a chance with Anna Kendrick.  This is what a strong friendship is built upon, honesty about your willing to outright and lie and destroy each other.  That and a common acknowledgement that Anna Kendrick is fucking awesome.  She is awesome guys.  I mean she’s pretty, she’s smart, she’s talented, she’s funny, she can turn friend on friend and I assume brother on brother.  I guess that last part is not such a huge positive but I am not sure she can help it so you’d have to be a dick to hold it against her.  Anyway, she is awesome.  If you agree we should be friends.  If you also like Orange Soda and snowball fights we should be best friends.  My inbox is open.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Hey guys, happy New Years Eve, hope you have something fun planned.  By that I mean something you want to do, even if that means hanging out in your room and playing video games.  Stay safe.  A long time ago I sadly fell off of watching Lost Girl.  I think it was the middle of Season 3, it just became too much work and it wasn’t really holding my attention.  But now I hear it is ending and the first 4 seasons are on Netflix so… I figured why not catch up?  Then I realized I don’t really remember what was going on so I just started again from the beginning.  Now, I didn’t forget that Ksenia Solo is amazing but it has been just about 2 weeks shy of 2 years since I last posted her.  I still track her tag it’s just… it turns out Canadian TV stars don’t really get the same photo treatment that US or even UK stars do.  So there is rarely anything new and I don’t watch the show and… guys she is so hot and so amazingly charming.  I didn’t forget how hot she was but I’ll admit, I had forgotten just how compelling she is on screen.  She is hilarious and loveable and just great.  And so today I want to fuck Ksenia Solo.

I watched The Interview because I am an American and love freedom.  Obviously.  It wasn’t great but I felt good knowing that somewhere an evil dictator is shaking his fist at the sky and screaming, “Why?” just because I watched a movie.  I am pretty sure that’s how it works.  I hope that’s how it works cause the movie was a whole lot of not very great.  Anyway, Lizzy Caplan was in it and I was like, “I should really post Lizzy Caplan again on account of her being attractive”.  Then I looked and was stunned to discover I have never posted Lizzy Caplan.  I honestly have no idea how this happened because I have found her attractive for a long time.  Now like… Mean Girls long time like some of her other cast mates (this is now the 5th person from that movie so… look out Tim Meadows, you’re next).  I loved Party Down though and found her very attractive in it.  I think my reaction was something along the lines of “Whoa she’s hot… who is she… that’s Janis Ian!?!?” So, you know, I like her.  I could have sworn I at least posted her when she was guesting on New Girl or something.  Apparently I didn’t.  I am correcting that now though because she is funny and she is pretty and today I want to fuck Lizzy Caplan.

Here is Zooey Deschanel because she is pretty and I like her.  Not really the world’s most in depth explanation I know but I a out of town and you know, i hate writing this stuff on my phone.  It is tedious.  So I hope everyone had a good holiday and is off having fun today.  Sorry if you have to work.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Here is Scarlett Johansson because I could think of no greater gift for Christmas to give people than Scarlett Johansson.  She is marvelously talented and outrageously beautiful.  As a matter of fact there are very few people I know who don’t find her attractive.  And those people are generally wrong about most things so it isn’t stunning.  So a gift for girls and boys of all ages for all of you.  Merry Christmas!  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.