Last night I was talking to my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles about how we are both more than willing to lie to each other, betray each other, and sabotage each other for a chance with Anna Kendrick.  This is what a strong friendship is built upon, honesty about your willing to outright and lie and destroy each other.  That and a common acknowledgement that Anna Kendrick is fucking awesome.  She is awesome guys.  I mean she’s pretty, she’s smart, she’s talented, she’s funny, she can turn friend on friend and I assume brother on brother.  I guess that last part is not such a huge positive but I am not sure she can help it so you’d have to be a dick to hold it against her.  Anyway, she is awesome.  If you agree we should be friends.  If you also like Orange Soda and snowball fights we should be best friends.  My inbox is open.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.