Happy New Years everyone.  I hope you all had a good night.  On account of being old I basically did nothing because it just holds no appeal to me.  Honestly, it never held a lot of appeal, it’s a party holiday and my platonic ideal for the perfect night would involve a handful of people and good conversation, I find crowded bars and crowded houses are the antithesis of that.  So I skipped out this year and watched a little TV and then fell asleep at about 11:40.  Because I am old.  But I hope all of you had fun!  I figured Taylor Swift being shower in confetti was an appropriately festive picture for today.  Well, that and just her on stage for stuff.  There are only so many confetti pictures out there, I am not a machine.  Here is to a good 2015 though, may it be as good of a year as Taylor Swift had for herself in 2014, cause that turn around into America’s sweetheart was pretty monumental.  Like really, if we could all have half the year she had last year we’d be sitting pretty.  So good luck with that!  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.