Tag: Actress

I feel like Krysten Ritter is someone maybe I should have posted more over the years.  I am not sure why I feel that way because there was a point where I found her vaguely annoying.  Which wasn’t her fault, she played some vaguely annoying characters.  As I have become more aware of her personally and more of her work I have seen that, again, those were her characters. But it is why she didn’t show up much.  I guess I feel like since Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 turned me around I should have posted her more.  Except of course I watched it all after it was canceled so it was like 2 weeks of my life.  I do think about her more often now though and am kind of excited for the prospect of her as Jessica Jones.  I actually have no idea how she’ll do in the role, it really is like nothing else I have seen her in.  It seems like a demanding role.  I have high hopes though.  None of that is why she’s here really though, for some reason she just popped into my head and she’s pretty so today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

You may not know this about me but you might because there is a very real chance I have mentioned before that It’s a Wonderful Life is my favorite movie.  It’s basically perfect and a perfect reminder that my life is pretty good.  George Bailey is one of my heroes, which I guess could be odd to say about a fictional character for some people but in my mind he is a moral ideal to aspire towards.  I would very much like to be as good of a person as he is.  Now, I will probably stop there because I can go on and on for pages about It’s a Wonderful Life and both the light and dark that inhabit it.  I won’t though, I bring it up because to me it also embodies a great deal of what I look for in a Christmas movie.  It didn’t even begin it’s life as one but has become one because it is one with cynical people and cynicism deeply embedded in it but in the end some form of hope and goodness manages to shine through.  Which is why I love Elf so much.  It’s easily my favorite Christmas movie of the past… however long it’s been.  It is a movie that works entirely because it is a cynical world inhabited by cynical people except one man who is truly earnest and sincere and just how someone who truly believes in the best in people can change things.  Her career is so different now I cannot imagine a situation where Zooey Deschanel would be cast as the cynical, hopeless one anymore.  It is the opposite of her image and that is the trap of a successful actor, we have a public image in mind and we want them to stick to it. Honestly, Zooey in Elf is like the evil opposite universe her, blonde hair, dour, hates singing.  It is a little strange to see.  None of that is my point though.  My point is I happen to like Christmas.  I like the chance to remember kindness and love.  I like good Christmas movies.  I like Elf.  I just wanted to get to talk about it and Zooey is gorgeous.  I actually love Zooey Deschanel, I find her endlessly charming.  Anyway, why don’t you go ahead and tell me what your favorite Christmas movie is down below, I am always interested in knowing things like that. Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

I was watching a thing about the rise and fall of G4, which was a little strange because I never watched G4.  I mean, I must have, at some point, at some time seen something on G4.  I know I saw clips from Attack of the Show.  But I don’t have any distinct memory of watching it.  Certainly I didn’t know which channel it was.  But hearing G4 makes me think of Olivia Munn because she was that big of a deal.  Kinda.  Like, I don’t know how I knew who she was but I was aware she was a thing and people liked her more than I was aware of what the name of the show she was on was called.  It was this weird thing where her personal fame outstripped the thing she was famous for very quickly.  And I get it, she was funny and pretty and divisive which is a pretty good combination for getting talked about. Anyway, it had me thinking about her, which means she’s here.  It’s funny, I can go like months forgetting she even exists but when I remember it’s like, oh yeah, she’s pretty hot.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Anna Kendrick is feverishly promoting Into the Woods at the moment but she’s here because I finally got around to seeing Happy Christmas.  It felt wrong to watch it in June.  Also I was in no rush because Joe Swanberg movies are… never bad but always leave me a little cold.  Like they are ok but could be better.  Anyway, it makes more sense to watch it in December.  Being on Netflix helps.  I probably enjoyed it more than any other Swanberg movie though and it was 100% because Anna Kendrick is fucking delightful.  This isnt like news, I didn’t just discover this, I am well aware she is among the most charming and likeable people in Hollywood.  I am just saying, she is fucking delightful.  She was great.  She’s always great.  She’s just so damn good at what she does and I can’t even begin to explain how much that makes me like someone.  On top of that she’ just all Anna Kendricky in general (being Anna Kendrciky involves a mix of being hilarious, charming, and attractive).  Obviously I had no choice but to post her.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I am definitely sad about Selfie.  Sad about lots of things about it.  I don’t even get to watch it when it first comes out now, stupid Hulu, it takes me until like Thursday to watch.  It’s the worst.  I am sad it’s going to be gone and I am sad that I won’t have weekly Karen Gillan.  Not just because she’s pretty.  I mean I’ll miss her prettiness but because she is so damn charming.  So I posted pictures of her and realized at the end i was posting sad pictures of her.  I guess that happens.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

With Christmas approaching we are running into a silly thing I have always had a weakness for.  This is girls wearing some combination of crushed velvet, red, and white fur trim.  You know, sexy Christmas outfits.  I am sure this says a lot about me that is no doubt deeply embarrassing but I am going to choose not to self examine too much there.  I just always like it.  So here is Ariana Grande who has appeared on a few of the various Radio Station Christmas things recently.  You know the type, your local station at least used to have one.  The Jingle Ball.  The Holiday Nut Cracker.  The whatever.  It almost always makes a reference to something Christmas related but ends up not naming Christmas because… they want to be more inclusive?  Who knows, there is still a lot of Christmas theme.  Anyway, Ariana Grande has looked nice and hasn’t quite reached exactly what i want this year, which is, let’s be honest, basically a Santa Suit of some sort cut for a girl.  But she’s getting there.  So today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

So some of you may recognize Milana Vayntrub as “that girl from the AT&T commercials”.  I didn’t because I didn’t know that was a thing.  Once I looked them up I realized that yeah, she’s all over my TV.  But I didn’t know that in advance.  For me she showed up on Doug Loves Movies and I found her to be ridiculously hilarious and charming.  It’s always impressive when someone who is not a comic can hold their own on something like that, even more impressive when they stand out.  And they mentioned yeah she’s the AT&T girl and apparently people are obsessed with her.  Not a lot of people I’d imagine but some, that happens with commercials.  I get questions sometimes from people asking me if I know who girl X is from some commercial (usually the girl from the Wendy’s commercial.  I would say this is odd but I know the answer so maybe not that odd. It’s Morgan Smith Goodwin).  Anyway, Milana Vayntrub has a name that is really just not easy to pronounce or to remember how to spell but she has been in a lot of things, mainly a lot of internet humor stuff where she is, frankly, hilarious (some of which I had seen before, it had been passed along on account of the funniness).  Which is why she is here today because she is pretty and I find her entertaining.  So today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.

Here’s Christina Hendricks because… I dunno.  I don’t honestly have a good reason for it. Ok, well, the fact that she is Christina Hendricks seems like a perfectly good reason but I mean usually I have seen something or have some story or whatever.  I don’t.  I still have my cold and it means I am sleepy and unexciting.  Colds are hardly like the end of the world but they do often stifle my libido a bit.  I like her though, she’s pretty and I do happen to really like her on screen as well.  Lord I want Mad Men back already.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

Thanksgiving is over and I picked up a cold.  It was worth it though because I had fun and it was my niece who gave me the cold.  Seeing her was worth like 20 colds.  The downside is though that this is my 1000th pick ever.  I was going to hold parades and parties and be excited but I am not feeling that up for it so we’re going to have a more low key affair today.  I have picked Scarlett Johansson cause I just got done napping and woke up thinking about her.  This works very well because she was my first ever pick.  There is some symmetry to that which is nice.  Anyway, I can totally get you guys some stats here because I assume everyone reading this loves stats.  I assume this because I love stats because I am a huge nerd and you know… let’s be honest, you’re probably a huge nerd.  I bet at least femalecelebrityoftheday will appreciate it.  That’s a guy who I am sure loves stats.  Here is a list of my top 32 picks.  You might say 32 is a strange number!  You’d be right.  Normally I would have a bullshit explination but I am tired and will admit it’s because there is a 4 way tie for 29th overall and that’s where my buddy pigeonfoo is so I might as well go that far so she gets a mention and someone decides to like… I dunno, throw money at her or whatever?  I don’t actually know how modelling works.  I think space ships are involved?

WIWTFT Stats

Also for stats 148 different girls have been American, 36 English, 19 Canadian, 9 Australian, 4 Scottish, 3 Indian, and then a lot of countries 2 or 1 times.  I have picked 124 brunettes 517 times, 87 blondes 413 times, 34 redheads 108 times, and then a bunch of girls who don’t fit those.  Scarlett Johansson was my first pick though.  She is beautiful and talented and frankly sexier than most people on the list.  She’s always done sexy well.  And her body of work has gotten so strong since I started this blog, she is really in the most interesting part of her career.  So there you have it, 1000 picks and this one is the same as the first because it is still true that today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!  Even those of you in godless, turkey free nations who have no thanksgiving.  And yes, even you Canadians who celebrate Thanksgiving at a ridiculously early time (I know, I know, in Canada the winter starts in like June, you have to move Thanksgiving up).  I am thankful for all of you.  The internet can be a pretty sweet place sometimes and you guys are a big part of that.  I guess in being thankful for the internet and friends I have made on it it made me think of Anna Kendrick.  Not because she’s my friend or anything but because she’s pretty great at the internet, too.  Also she is just great.  Really I don’t need a reason to pick her besides the fact that she exists.  I mean, she’s so dreamy, right?  Right.  Happy Thanksgiving, I hope you guys enjoy yourselves.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.