Thanksgiving is over and I picked up a cold. It was worth it though because I had fun and it was my niece who gave me the cold. Seeing her was worth like 20 colds. The downside is though that this is my 1000th pick ever. I was going to hold parades and parties and be excited but I am not feeling that up for it so we’re going to have a more low key affair today. I have picked Scarlett Johansson cause I just got done napping and woke up thinking about her. This works very well because she was my first ever pick. There is some symmetry to that which is nice. Anyway, I can totally get you guys some stats here because I assume everyone reading this loves stats. I assume this because I love stats because I am a huge nerd and you know… let’s be honest, you’re probably a huge nerd. I bet at least femalecelebrityoftheday will appreciate it. That’s a guy who I am sure loves stats. Here is a list of my top 32 picks. You might say 32 is a strange number! You’d be right. Normally I would have a bullshit explination but I am tired and will admit it’s because there is a 4 way tie for 29th overall and that’s where my buddy pigeonfoo is so I might as well go that far so she gets a mention and someone decides to like… I dunno, throw money at her or whatever? I don’t actually know how modelling works. I think space ships are involved?

Also for stats 148 different girls have been American, 36 English, 19 Canadian, 9 Australian, 4 Scottish, 3 Indian, and then a lot of countries 2 or 1 times. I have picked 124 brunettes 517 times, 87 blondes 413 times, 34 redheads 108 times, and then a bunch of girls who don’t fit those. Scarlett Johansson was my first pick though. She is beautiful and talented and frankly sexier than most people on the list. She’s always done sexy well. And her body of work has gotten so strong since I started this blog, she is really in the most interesting part of her career. So there you have it, 1000 picks and this one is the same as the first because it is still true that today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.




