Tag: Actress

Jessica Chastain continues to rule my fall by looking amazing basically constantly.  I haven’t counted but by my estimate she in approximately 348 new movies this fall which means she is showing up on the red carpet about every other day. This is a good thing given she is both beautiful and has excellent taste.  In her red carpet attire I mean.  Though I guess she has good taste in movies as well.  Maybe good taste in general, I can’t swear I know all the intimate details there though.  Anyway, I am excited to see so much of her so often because I adore her and today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So the Hunger Games Rumbles onwards.  The good thing about this is that we get lots of Jennifer Lawrence.  I mean, I have nothing against the Hunger Games, I think it’s definitely better than most YA stuff, I just also probably won’t see it until it hits Netflix or something. I am just glad to see her because she’s pretty and it’s nice to see her smiling and so on.  I don’t really have a lot to say, it’s the end of a long week so I will just say today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of my all time celebrity crushes.  Feels like she always has been and given that this crush has existed longer than tumblr has existed I guess it would feel that way.  She doesn’t show up as much as other girls I would say I have had or have massive celebrity crushes on.  This is almost 100% a reflection on the fact that she isn’t as famous as them so pictures of her are harder to come by.  Also she just doesn’t show up in my life as often.  there are fewer blogs about her, there are fewer photos of her, she doesn’t get talked about and so on.  It’s a shame because frankly the world is missing out.  She is just gorgeous and talented.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

It’s strange how girls cycle through my brain off and on,  Only a handful of people have shown up on this blog more than Kelly Brook but I have only posted her a few times in the last year and only one other time in the last 9 months.  There is no reason for that. There was also no reason for me to ever really like her though.  I am an American, she isn’t really like… famous here.  Most people have no idea who she is, even if they have seen her in a bad movie or something.  She is crazy famous in the UK though, or so I have been lead to believe. It certainly seems like she must be given that photographers camp outside her house.  So why did I like her?   I mean.. obviously because she is super hot.  Usually I need more than that.  There is my secret not so secret thing for British girls.  I dunno, i am rambling, she popped up today on my dash and it was like, oh yeah, she’s hot as hell.  And you know, obviously I am way into British girls.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

I am pretty seriously bummed about the demise of Selfie.  I was really enjoying it and I thought it did a fantastic job of showcasing the comedic talent of Karen Gillan.  Not like this was unknown before but network comedy is still a bigger stage than anything else she’s done.  And we all have that urge, the whole thing where we like a celebrity so we really want them to do well (until we don’t and we get jealous because we saw them first and all these posers like them now.  I don’t know why people do that).  Sadly, the writing was on the wall from the word go and it was made official last week.  It made watching it this week a little sad but… I will somehow go on, shows die, it’s the circle of life.  I will miss it though.  And I will miss Karen, who looked pretty fantastic in it.  And god she was funny.  Well, here’s to the next thing for her, I hope it’s awesome.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I honestly feel like I shouldn’t have to explain why I am posting Anna Kendrick when I do.  Because she’s Anna Kendrick, obviously I am posting her. It seems more like if you don’t immediately get it I just feel bad for you.  You must not have really been exposed to Anna Kendrick at all.  This strikes me as a very sad state of life to be in.  One where you aren’t aware of how awesome Anna Kendrick is.  I say you get to googling.  Cyber stalk her a little.  You’ll get it.  She’s great.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

So for some reason Google decided to pop up an article I might like that said the internet has decided Kristen Stewart is a lesbian.  This is not the first time I have read an article with this general theme (it also had no date so who knows, maybe this is old but then why would Google think I had to read it).  This also reminded me of a well known axiom that if you want to find out a girl’s sexuality ask her if she thinks Kristen Stewart is a lesbian or not.  I haven’t actually done a lot of field testing on this but I have noticed that yes, people answer whatever their sexuality is.  Why does Kristen Stewart bring this out in people?  I have no idea.  She just does.  That’s not what’s important though.  What’s important is that I have determined the internet is a lesbian because it keeps declaring that Kristen Stewart is a lesbian.  Except of course the Internet hasn’t come out.  And how the internet identifies is it’s own business so it would be douchy for me to just loudly proclaim something counter to what someone has defined in their own sexuality.  So I won’t do that.  I will point out you’re failing your own test though, Internet.  Expect every bit of hand holding you do from now on to be very fiercely examined.  All of this lead to me thinking about Kristen Stewart this morning and now she’s here.  I happen to care very little about if she is or isn’t a lesbian because it seems painfully unimportant to my life.  She looks pretty sometimes though.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

So here is some Anne Hathaway who hasn’t shown up here in a long time.  It’s one of those things where I quite like her but like.. I just haven’t felt the urge.  Which is funny because there was a point in my life where I was teased about being so into her.  Part of that teasing was because she was “the girl from those Disney movies”.  Which I guess tells you how long ago that was.  It probably says a lot about her that that feels like a million years ago now, as a matter of fact I would imagine most people pause for a second when they think about it.  It seems like an entirely different person.  The point though was I was very attracted to her.  I am still attracted to her and if I am going to be honest I am so glad her hair is getting longer.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

So for most of the year Jessica Chastain has been mostly absent.  From my blog but also from the celebrity sphere.  It happens to movie stars because they have to actually work and if nothing is coming out they aren’t showing up in public as often.  I knew this fall would be a bonanza for Jessica Chastain though, or rather a bonanza for seeing Jessica Chastain, though I do hope it’s going well for her, I have nothing but affection for her.  Anyway, it has been everything I have hoped because she has been everywhere.  Well, almost everything, I haven’t actually seen Interstellar yet so I guess it could be god awful but picture wise I have won big time.  She is just everywhere and you might know this, I happen to find her extremely attractive.  Because she is gorgeous and also mega talented.  So I am so happy that she keeps showing up on the red carpet (though why is every landscape picture of her on the red carpet at a dutch angle?  Is the paparazzi trying to tell me secretly she’s a supervillain?  Is it wrong that if it turned out she is secretly plotting to take over the world I would be more attracted to her?)  So I am pretty happy with that and here she is in like the past month or so and she is gorgeous and so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes yesterday guys.  That post got more notes than any other Kristen Bell post has, I dunno if that was because of my birthday or everyone finally woke up on how great she is.  Thanks either way.  Today i am posting Natalie Dormer because I woke up with her on my mind.  Quite a few times.  I had multiple dreams about her last night it seems and I don’t entirely remember them all but multiple times I woke up during the night thinking about her.  I remember seeing her name on a list in one dream.  I remember… I remember some stuff. I don’t know why my brain was obsessed with her but I am not complaining because she’s pretty great.  I’ll take it, there are way worse people to think about all day.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.