Alexis Ren – Page 2 – Who I want to Fuck Today

So yesterday after complaining a little bit about no snow I finally got my snow! 10 inches! I kinda knew it was coming but I had my doubts because like… we were supposed to get snow in December and it totally bitched out. Not this time, this time it snowed and for the first time in the history of the internet when someone starts claiming something is 10 inches you can trust it! So I am posting Alexis Ren because while I love the snow I am already kind of bitching about the cold. I live in a lovely old building but if it has a flaw it is that with radiator heat I have hot and cold spots and the cold spots are fucking cold today. It’s 10 degrees outside. It was below 0 last night at one point. That’s fucking cold. I actually found myself googling Key West earlier to read up about it. I have never had the urge to go to Key West before but cold So I think that’s why Alexis Ren is here. She looks warm in these pictures. She’s a California girl and beaches and girls in bikinis and stuff all sound very appealing at the moment. Like I think my mind is just going that direction and I am not one to fight it. Because she is pretty and yeah, a beach sounds nice. I wish there was like… away to live at the beach and get snow. That would be sweet. Anyway, Alexis Ren. She’s pretty. I mean, obviously. Look. So today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.

Here is Alexis Ren because Alexis Ren is pretty. Sometimes I just say that. This person is here because they are pretty. I could claim that is a basic distillation of the reason for everyone but the truth is usually I am just feeling uncreative and can’t think of anything today. Like today I am a little stressed, lots of important work stuff to focus on mixed in with thoroughly unimportant work stuff that I still have to do and is a waste of time. So it doesn’t get my all. But there is also the fact that it’s just the truth, Alexis Ren stands out by being kind of… casually pretty? Effortlessly pretty? It’s hard to quite come up with the correct label but she is not just pretty, she is the kind of pretty that captures something. Warmth, sunny days, the beach? I don’t know, it definitely is something. Which I guess is really her job as a model, not just to look pretty but to somehow give a feel of a place and time. She’s not selling jean shorts. No one is selling jean shorts. They’re selling the idea of jean shorts. The idea that life could be this good if you owned these jean shorts. Or you know, other articles of clothing. That’s just an example. My point is she’s good at it cause I can get the feeling from her work like yeah, there is something magic here. If I owned that bottle of water… but I am rambling and I have shit to do. Alexis Ren is really pretty. Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.

Here is Alexis Ren cause… um, cause she’s really hot guys. Really hot. I am almost not sure what else to say because you either know who she is or you don’t. She’s a model who has long had a tumblr presence and has a pretty large following as far as models on tumblr go. But I bet most people don’t know who she is. Which isn’t stunning. Maybe you will one day? She’s only 18 and she’s been a model for years so… big things in her future? I have no idea, I almost feel like I have nothing worthwhile to type here. My computer agrees cause it has started lagging. Or you know, some joke about it over heating because she is hot. I mean, she’s definitely hot. Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.