Here is Alexis Ren because Alexis Ren is pretty.  Sometimes I just say that.  This person is here because they are pretty.  I could claim that is a basic distillation of the reason for everyone but the truth is usually I am just feeling uncreative and can’t think of anything today.  Like today I am a little stressed, lots of important work stuff to focus on mixed in with thoroughly unimportant work stuff that I still have to do and is a waste of time.  So it doesn’t get my all.  But there is also the fact that it’s just the truth, Alexis Ren stands out by being kind of… casually pretty?  Effortlessly pretty?  It’s hard to quite come up with the correct label but she is not just pretty, she is the kind of pretty that captures something.  Warmth, sunny days, the beach?  I don’t know, it definitely is something.  Which I guess is really her job as a model, not just to look pretty but to somehow give a feel of a place and time.  She’s not selling jean shorts.  No one is selling jean shorts.  They’re selling the idea of jean shorts.  The idea that life could be this good if you owned these jean shorts.  Or you know, other articles of clothing.  That’s just an example.  My point is she’s good at it cause I can get the feeling from her work like yeah, there is something magic here.  If I owned that bottle of water… but I am rambling and I have shit to do.  Alexis Ren is really pretty.  Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.