Tag: Ariana Grande

Here is some Ariana Grande for you all.  I am not sure why she is here other than the fact that she was just on my mind when I woke up.  I have had coffee, breakfast, a shower, and worked out and she’s still on my mind.  So I guess she’s getting posted today then.  I guess she is in the news cause of the fact that she said she hates America.  I guess this is a big deal to some people but I have a hard time caring about off the cuff statements by kids, lord knows I said some stupid shit when I was 22.  Honestly, licking the donut seems way more egregious to me, cause we all knew that guy when we were teenagers.  The guy who just would randomly ruin shit for other people for no reason?  That guy always bothered me, it seems to me it comes from a place of spoiled privileged that you are ok with just destroying shit.  I knew a guy who used to just randomly break stuff in people’s lawns and his point was he didn’t care.  And of course not, cause he didn’t have to work for that shit.  But in the end it’s just a donut.  So I think it’s stupid but I also think hidden video of celebrities is stupid, too.  In the end she is here because she’s hot.  Licking a donut doesn’t change that and I have a pretty high tolerance for youthful mistakes.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

So here is Ariana Grande again a week after I posted her last time.  I know cause for some reason last time that post got quite a reaction.  It was the 16th time I had posted her.  I think.  Anyway, I won’t really address any of that other than I don’t understand some of the complaints I received but you are more than welcome to your opinion. She is here because she is attractive and a friend and I were discussing that last night.  I will just leave it at that today and say today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

So I guess Ariana Grande is on tour at the moment.  Or, no, I don’t guess.  I know.  I am literate and when picture of her on stage state she is in a certain city for the Honeymoon Tour it means that she is on tour.  But it’s this like… thing I do.  A bit of intellectual cowardice or something, I can’t commit to an actual statement, you have to give yourself wiggle room so that what you said isn’t definite, then you can’t really be wrong.  Like I’m fucking Hamlet or something and my inability to decide makes me a hero.  Some hero, dude didn’t accomplish shit and Ophelia’s at the bottom of a river simply because she didn’t realize spoiled, rich momma’s boys are absolutely the wrong people to fall in love with.  Fuck Hamlet, am I right?  How did we get here?  I don’t know, Ariana Grande is on tour and I know this for certain.  I also happen to know she mixes a strange combination of adorable and sexy.  I am sure some people find it off putting but those people are not me.  I happen to find it attractive.  She is attractive.  No wishy washy bullshit here from me.  I don’t care what is nobler in the minds of men, she is attractive, I like what she has been wearing on stage, thus today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

With Christmas approaching we are running into a silly thing I have always had a weakness for.  This is girls wearing some combination of crushed velvet, red, and white fur trim.  You know, sexy Christmas outfits.  I am sure this says a lot about me that is no doubt deeply embarrassing but I am going to choose not to self examine too much there.  I just always like it.  So here is Ariana Grande who has appeared on a few of the various Radio Station Christmas things recently.  You know the type, your local station at least used to have one.  The Jingle Ball.  The Holiday Nut Cracker.  The whatever.  It almost always makes a reference to something Christmas related but ends up not naming Christmas because… they want to be more inclusive?  Who knows, there is still a lot of Christmas theme.  Anyway, Ariana Grande has looked nice and hasn’t quite reached exactly what i want this year, which is, let’s be honest, basically a Santa Suit of some sort cut for a girl.  But she’s getting there.  So today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Among the many lame things about me these days the lamest is that I am too old to watch Saturday Night Live when it’s on most of the time now.  So I watch it Sunday.  Except you know, Football, so sometimes I watch it Monday.  Or like late Sunday.  Or… whenever.  I really fuck up the whole Live part of the equation.  Anyway, among the things in life I had no idea I needed in my life until they happened was Ariana Grande dressed as She-Ra.  Because… I honestly had never thought of combining that before.  It wasn’t quite chocolate and peanut butter.  Yet it happened and I was like, “Oh, hey there childhood.  This is nice”.  It’s nice.  I find her attractive and it turns out She-Ra is a good look for her.  So today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

This post is a long time overdue in that… Ariana Grande has almost made it multiple times.  Like, she was my number 2 some days?  It feels like she was supposed to be here multiple times and just kind of got beat out.  She actually last showed up here 7 months ago.  Now, part of that is I am not really like obsessed with Ariana Grande or anything so it’s easy for her to slip into the background but that is too long given the frequency with which she pops up in my thoughts.  It’s just bad luck I guess.  I know, poor her.  Famous, popular musician doesn’t get attention from me.  She must be crushed!  Anyway, she is here now because she is a lovely mix of adorable and sexy and today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

I know I posted Ariana Grande just like a week ago… or two weeks ago now, man the new year is going fast… but here she is again.  Because she’s cute.  And she’s hot.  And… I don’t think I need another reason than that.  I find her attractive and it’s as simple as that so today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Here is a bunch of Ariana Grande pics cause… well cause I picked her today but you know, for other reasons I could say because I kind of just threw a few together.  I am sleeping my new year away, guys.  My cold is mostly gone (I know you have been horribly concerned and waiting for an update) but I am still tired so I have been sleeping a lot.  Anyway, it has made me crazy sloppy as I am just not paying great attention to stuff.  So this morning I was like, Ariana Grande, yeah, I’m picking here.  Because she keeps popping into my head.  But rather than my normal picture effort I kind of just grabbed some and was like, eh, good enough, I’m tired.  So here is today’s half assed effort, enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

I felt like I hadn’t posted Ariana Grande in a long time but it turns out I posted her just like a month ago.  So I was wrong.  She is showing up a lot these days.  At least showing up a lot on the parts of the internet I frequent.  I guess it’s now that she’s the lead instead of a supporting character in her show she is getting a lot of attention?  I appreciate her skirts that she wears, I find she manages to make a combo of sexy and adorable, which I appreciate.  I miss the fake read hair though, I really liked the clearly fake red hair.  I liked it a lot.  Maybe it will come back.  I hope so.  Whatever the hair color, today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

I have not posted this girl in almost a year.  Which is a little strange.  I mean, there was a quick moment where i was really into her and then that went away and that’s to be expected of a young star who does stuff for kids.  I had no real connection and I guess I assumed that it would pass  It never fully did though, I was always attracted to her.  I always found her adorable.  So I am a little surprised she hasn’t popped up at any point.  I just kind of assumed she would.  I guess she was on my mind but never ranked #1?  That just seems odd.  Well, she’s here now and today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.