Tag: Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is pretty adorbahot and that is obviously a lot of her appeal. I guess a lot of celebrity culture is really image based.  Tom Hanks may not be the nicest man in the world but he seems to be and it seems genuine, we like that.  On the other hand when someone’s image seems false people seem to pounce.  We don’t really know, we just have to go by the vibe we get.  Ariana has, to be honest, a very nice body and is very pretty but looking at her everything screams cute.  She is very cute, what she does is very cute.  In some people this is so grating, you want to tell a girl that she’s an adult and to use her upper register.  In others though it just seems genuine and you think 19 isn’t so old that someone can’t act cutesy and child like.  this is her, thus the adorbahot thing, she is hot but she is also adorable.  I will try not to think too much on just what someone being seemingly innocent is attractive to so many people but sometimes it is and that’s that.  As such, today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Let’s get this out of the way, yes I realize now as I am typing this I put up a picture of Ariana Grande in front of a Kleenex sign on this blog.  Yes, I am sure there is some subliminal message there or something but really… it’s just what I chose.  Though, you know, if you have a good joke about it knock yourself out, I’m not touching it (heh).  Anyway, Ariana makes her return and the reason is pretty simple, she’s cute as a button.  She is a tiny girl and yes, I have noticed smaller girls often seem to have this innate ability, though, I suppose it’s more likely learned, you’re tiny, it makes being cute easier, being cute helps you along in life, thus you continue being cute.  We can debate all of that some other time, whether social skills and coping strategies are nature or nurture, right after I run out of girls and this becomes a SocialSciencesIwanttoFuckToday.  For now though we’ll talk about how adorable she is and yeah, it can’t all be an accident.  She could wear leather and carry a whip and cover herself in tats and piercings.  She would likely still be attractive but unlikely as cute as she is wearing pink dresses and skirts and doing what she can to look small and innocent.  Thing is it definitely works, she catches my eye, I do find her adorable, and I find I am often charmed by her when I get a chance to see her on screen.  It’s kind of that simple, it’s why today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Awards season is pretty good for someone like me because we get just a load of red carpet stuff.  I find, beautiful people tend to look good in expensive gowns and with a lot of styling and care in advance.  It’s not really a mystery that if you spend thousands of dollars and countless hours with professionals who are skilled at making you look good you will look good.  But starting now and through all the major premieres of the fall and all the way up until the Oscars we’ll get a fair number of red carpet events that will be certain to attract various stars and grab my attention.  Last night may not have been the absolute starts (because I have no idea, I mean I care because it’s good for me but it isn’t like the start of baseball season or anything where I just know off hand it’s always the Cincinnati Reds), but last night caught my attention with the Creative Arts Emmys.  After going through all the pictures this morning I was tempted to just say, “Yeah, I’ll take all” but that would just be a very long entry and greedy and let’s be honest, I don’t have that kind of attention span or energy.  I mean like 20 different women?  I might die with a smile but more likely I’d be like the fable of the dog who drops his bone in the water trying to get his reflection’s bone.  I’m also going to skip right over the Freudian implications to me coming up with a fable that made me keep saying bone.  So I “settled” on like half the cast of Victorious.  Red dresses are always popular at these sort of things and rightly so, they have a habit of looking pretty good.   I am not sure who looked the best of the three, I am torn though as I am writing this I am leaning towards Liz Gillies but then as I was choosing pictures I was leaning towards Victoria.  If I was able to decide I wouldn’t have chosen all three girls, right?  There isn’t much more to say, I have posted this exact group before because they are all hot and they go together in my mind, which is why today I want to fuck Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gillies, and Ariana Grande.

So, now it’s time to get more than greedy, this is flat out gluttonous.  Or not, that’s a different deadly sin than what this blog is about.  Either way, I know I am greedy here.  Frankly, I would likely be overwhelmed and not even know what to do.  I mean, I wouldn’t forget what goes where but sometimes there is sensory overload.  Thing is, I’m brave enough that I’m still willing to try.  Don’t call me a hero, don’t erect monuments to me, I’m just an ordinary person willing to give it my all to experience all three of these girls at once.  That’s right, today I want to fuck Victoria Justice, Elizabeth Gillies, and Ariana Grande.

This started as a post about Victoria Justice because in all honesty I am a little tipsy and decided to try watching Victorious.  Thing is then I decided half way through that I liked Ariana Grande better.  Then I went back.  Then back again.  Then I got greedy.  I’m being greedy, both are attractive in their own way.  I think Victoria Justice is just stunning and classically beautiful, it’s impossible to see her and not immediately lock your eyes on her.  Thus she was first.  But then Ariana Grande is sexy in her own way and just button cute.  So I couldn’t decide, then I decided I should get both.  Again.  So today I want to fuck Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.

Ariana Grande is just… adorabahot.  I guess that’s the word for it.  I mean she is very cute, I think being so tiny and bubbly makes it inevitable that adorable is the first thing you notice.  But she’s also really hot.  I love the fake red hair, I have always been a big fan of that in general and it looks great on her.  But also just something about how she carries herself really appeals.  Well, whatever the reason, I find her hot, I find her adorable, and now I want to find her in my bed.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Sometimes you just want to indulge yourself.  Thus two girls today.  Now, in a real threesome (in case you were wondering) that’s the wrong attitude, everyone needs to feel special and equal and treating one party or two like they are just there for your fun is a good way to make your third feel like a whore.  But this isn’t real.  See, we don’t have three way fantasies because we all want to get down to the nitty gritty of reality, we do it because we want the fantasy, all the attention on us and getting not just what we want but a second helping of what we want.  Now being a nerd, my fantasies along those lines always have to have a connection, it can’t just be two random girls, it has to be two girls who make sense together.  Because I’m a nerd, obviously Captain American and Batman can’t team up, they’re in different universes.  Along the same way I can’t just link up two random starlets, I’d have to figure out how they knew each other!  So my fantasies go like this, and thus today I find myself thinking about two adorable stars of the same show, Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.  I have written about both of them before so I guess this is long enough already and I’ll just say that today I want both.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande.

So Ariana Grande is another girl I have only seen glimpses of in actual stuff.  For the most part I don’t watch tween oriented television because… I’m not a tween.  But she has caught my attention over the years by popping up on red carpets or at events and I have seen the occasional appearance in this or that.  I will admit she hits a couple of my soft spots, I like obviously fake colors of hair, and her fake red is one of my favorites.  I also like small women.  Well, I like all sorts of women but I do like shorter girls from time to time.  But overall I just think she is cute as a button while having a slightly mischievous look to her sometimes.  It’s appealing and it’s why today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.