When I watch Parks and Rec I am often struck by just how gorgeous Aubrey Plaza’s face is.  This is not really the most profound realization given there are a couple other people out there who also find her attractive.  It just always kind of strikes me because I seem to almost forget each time.  I am not sure why entirely but I think it might have to do with how funny she is.  Not because the two are exclusive traits but because I think she is just so funny that it is the first thing I think about her and to be honest there are a lot of celebrities, male and female, who are pretty first and everything else second.  Or maybe I am talking out my ass and over thinking things?  I tend to do that.  I don’t know, I think she is fabulous and fantastic and so today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

So… Emmy’s last night.  We all know I like to declare who won in my mind because… I am an ego maniac and i have to make an award show designed to stroke the egos of others all about stroking mine.  So I get to declare who won.  I declare the winner to be the lovely Aubrey Plaza.  Aubrey Plaza is great.  She is hilarious.  She is hot.  She was not nominated because… you can only nominate so many people?  I don’t know she wasn’t but she is awesome.  Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

Aubrey Plaza returns and it’s simply because I love Aubrey Plaza!  I mean, not like love love, I don’t even know her, that seems like a bit much.  I can’t even commit to a brand of shampoo I like best, I’m not going to start declaring my love for women I don’t know. But I just mean like she’s awesomely hilarious.  Seriously anytime I see her in anything I end up laughing and go, “Man, I love Aubrey Plaza”.  Because she’s awesome.  She is just so funny and that alone is pretty attractive.  But then you throw on top of that that she’s pretty attractive and you get… really attractive?  I don’t know, I wasn’t a math major.  It sounds right to me.  I just watched the Maron she guested on and she was great in her brief appearance and she was funny and she’s great and and and and… today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

Sometimes there is a sweetness or heart to a movie that means even if it isn’t a great movie you find yourself kind of wanting to hug it. I am not an expert on film by any stretch but I often feel like this comes from the performances, talented actors can take slight or standard material and fill it with that extra something to make you connect to it.  Yesterday I went to see Safety Not Guaranteed and I enjoyed it.  The biggest reason was Aubrey Plaza who I thought did an excellent job of taking her standard comic persona she has become known for and tweaking it, taking what we expect from it and going another way, adding a lot of heart to what at it’s core is a love story.  She managed to be thorny but also tender and vulnerable.  She’s always funny and she’s always pretty but in this she also was a little something extra.  That’s really what many entries tend to be about, people who add something extra, that something that sticks with you.  That’s what this one is about, today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

Aubrey Plaza is pretty hot and seems to be getting hotter.  This isn’t an unheard of phenomena in Hollywood and this isn’t a reference to plastic surgery.  People make more money, even those not making a lot of money by Hollywood standards are making a lot more than they were waiting tables.  This leads to better food, better gyms, better trainers, better stylists, better make up artists, better hair people, and the list goes on.  Suddenly a pretty girl is that much prettier.  That’s not why she’s here though, she’s here because she is damn funny.  The girl of course has a fantastic comic pedegree, ranging from interactions with Donald Glover in college to being an NBC Page because of her desire to be on SNL to starting a stand up career.  And on Parks and Rec she is just awesome, she does apathetic humor better than anyone.  Of course, if you’re like most of America you don’t know this because you’ve never watched Parks and Rec because you’re wrong.  About everything.  But the point is she’s great and hilarious and well, the sort of bitchy apathy?  The way she does it is pretty hot.  No, it doesn’t make sense but yeah, it’s really hot.  And she’s hot, so we’ll throw that in there.  Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.