So… Emmy’s last night.  We all know I like to declare who won in my mind because… I am an ego maniac and i have to make an award show designed to stroke the egos of others all about stroking mine.  So I get to declare who won.  I declare the winner to be the lovely Aubrey Plaza.  Aubrey Plaza is great.  She is hilarious.  She is hot.  She was not nominated because… you can only nominate so many people?  I don’t know she wasn’t but she is awesome.  Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.