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The year is almost over and for some reason that brought Mosh to mind. Maybe it’s all the nostalgia that comes from the end of a year or all the old pictures of New Years Eves past that have been popping up on my dash, it has my mind casting back to the past and few people can embody old time glamor like Mosh can and does. It’s almost a little shocking going through pictures and choosing because her look is so her now that she looks like a different person than in some of the older pictures. I loved all that old stuff but her current look suits her. It’s just so perfect looking for her and conveys a feel that is hard to describe. So I won’t. I mean, I added pictures. You can look for yourself. Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Merry Christmas everyone.  I really wish all of your the Merriest of Christmases. I know for some people the holidays are hard and I know for some of you this one will be especially hard.  Know that my thoughts are with you and that you matter.  Which is what this is really about.  Peace on Earth and Goodwill toward Men.  The world can seem to have a scarcity of both at times and maybe where you are it seems particularly lacking.  The only chance we can make is in ourselves.  There is someone who matters to you, this is a good chance to reconnect.  Wish them Merry Christmas and let them know they matter.  Take the best part of this season and live it, do what you can to make your day a little brighter and I promise yours will be, too.  It won’t be a cure all but it will help.  Anyway, if today is hard here is Holly Willoughby for you because a pretty smile on a beautiful woman can’t do anything but help.  I sincerely wish you all a Merry Christmas.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I know I have a few grinches among my followers and you know what?  It’s your life, I am not going to come down on you for that.  Everyone has their own stuff going on and I can’t know yours.  You know what I do know?  You can find some good in most things.  Like this post.  Let’s say you hate Christmas but I know you guys love Jessica Nigri.  I know this because my notes are still blowing up.  Well, sure, Christmas might not be for you but look what gift it’s given you, it’s given you a ton of pictures of Jessica Nigri spreading holiday cheer.  I feel more cheerful.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Well guys, Christmas is right around the corner and there isn’t a lot going on in the world of pop culture. It makes sense, you aren’t going to throw a big bash this weekend or a gala because people are busy doing other things.  It is kind of nice because I am about to be too busy to pay a ton of attention either.  It means I can just post pretty girls in red and white clothing and not worry that I am missing some huge, important event.  So today is Candice Swanepeol because she is really, really pretty and also Christmas themed pictures.  A perfect combo.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So here is Kate Upton because she was on the Love Advent Calendar today and mostly I haven’t much cared for it this year.  I have found it kind of boring and I get that they have a theme this year, I just fail to see how it’s a Christmas theme.  So like, I actually liked how Kate Upton looked playing Tennis but like… I don’t know what Tennis has to do with Christmas.  In fairness, I can’t remember all the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas.  I am ok with the first few, you know, two turtle doves and so on but once they get into what is clearly slavery I get it all confused.  I know there are maids a milking and lords a leaping but given you can’t actually give people as presents I assume these are all slaves being given as Christmas gifts and you know what, going to take a radical moral stand here and say I am anti slavery, my Christmas doesn’t need any weird milk maid slavery bullshit.  But what I am saying is there might be like 8 tennis players a playing or something, I can’t remember and don’t care.  So I am giving today a slight pass, maybe tennis is actually Christmas themed.  I am willing to look past it for gifs of Kate Upton I guess.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Jessica Nigri is showing up and is in danger of doing so again before Christmas because apparently she is all about the Christmas spirit.  Or just… smart about what she wears when.  Whatever the reason I do see a steady trickle of her new stuff on the internet and sometimes it catches my eye and basically all of Decembers seems to be dedicated to Christmas themed stuff.  Which I am 100% down for because I quite like Christmas.  And I like sexy Christmas stuff.  I don’t know why and it’s probably not a thread I should pull, why do I always like girls in red velvet and white fur trim?  Boy, some questions are just better not answered.  I do.  I embrace it.  I move on.  Anyway, here she is because… well actually white fur trim and a sparkly red top.  I guess that’s Santa Claus cosplay?  That’s kind of confusing on a few levels as well but I think she looks amazing.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Candice Swanepoel has announced she is pregnant with her second child and it’s a pretty naked attempt to get a reaction out of me… no, you know what, I’ll run this joke into the ground some more another time.  Nothing Candice Swanepoel does is about me.  Nor is it about you.  A top level model gets pregnant and in comes the choruses that involve one of my most hated phrases, “she’ll ruin her body”.  Boy, what year is it?  Do I, the creep who runs a blog called who I want to fuck today of all places, have to be the one to explain this?  A woman cannot ruin her body if she is doing what she wants with it. Literally cannot be ruined because it belongs to her and she is using it for what she wants to use it, thus it is not ruined by highly functional an fulfilling to her. What a woman chooses to do with her body cannot ruin it, no matter how much you would not do that to your body, that includes getting pregnant, getting a boob job, getting boob reduction, gaining weight, losing weight, getting tattoos, getting piercings, cutting her hair, I dunno, some other thing that I am sure someone has strong opinions on.  None of this counts as ruining anything.  And I know for some people it seems like an innocuous statement but it isn’t and I’ll be honest, I have read a lot of the comments and it’s not innocuous.  At best it’s catty bullshit at worst it’s far more vile.  I really like pictures of pretty women.  A lot.  They are a privilege, not a right.  It’s important to remember that.  If we are lucky enough that someone like Candice Swanepoel gets in front of a camera then we are lucky.  She doesn’t owe it to us.  She doesn’t owe us to look a certain way.  Maybe we could keep this in mind in general. Maybe in general we could just remind ourselves most things aren’t about us and use a little empathy to think it through from others sides.  I know this post sounds like a women’s issues thing but it’s more just a being decent to people thing.  I just happen to think women are people.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So there was the Women in Entertainment breakfast yesterday and I am posting Jennifer Lawrence as a result.  I really thought she looked beautiful.  I dunno, I am looking at the pink dress she wore and part of me feels like there is nothing special about it, like I shouldn’t be enamored with it but I am.  It’s just really pretty.  Simple I guess.  The dress and my reasoning.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I went back and forth on who to post yesterday.  Between Jessica Chastain and Pixie Lott and it was a hard decision but I never feel like choosing Jessica Chastain was the wrong one.  That said Pixie Lott’s dress would not leave my mind because god damn that is a hell of a gown.  I was not alone.  Both @wildflagsure and @she-goes-to-eleven pretty heavily implied I chose wrong.  They are wrong, I did not but I got their point.  Pixie Lott looked amazing at the Fashion Awards.  Amazing enough that a day later I am still thinking about that dress.  So here she is.  She just looked great.  Extra great really because she is a person who always looks almost too good to be true.  Too pretty in every situation.  And this was like next level on that.  So today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Funny, just a few days ago there were complaints about nothing going on but now the slew of Jingle Balls have started across the country and we won’t lack for pictures until Christmas.  On top of that there will be the Love Advent stuff which is always slightly creepy to me but at least one person will show up and I will post her cause I won’t be able to help it.  So there is a lot of competition but I am posting Mosh cause Mosh posted a few pictures of her modeling for Guess and man they are fantastic.  I mourn the loss of Mosh to us common folk, the days where we would regularly get new sets of pictures and so on, now you have to dig as she works for like… real companies I guess?  Companies who foolishly horde most of their pictures of Mosh.  I mean, Guess, if you actually published these in a way that was then easy for people like me to find, I would mention your name in like… 2-3 more posts at least.  And if there is anything people come here for it’s for Brand Recognition and fashion advice.  It’s the #1 reason people follow me.  You fools are just leaving mountains of money on the table.  So I miss Mosh.  But you know, it’s a nice rare treat when something came up and a nice early Christmas Present.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.