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So on top of everything that is going on, New York Fashion Week has started so that will be a whole thing to compete with my Olympics obsession. Doutzen Kroes has shown up at a bunch of things and all over New York and thus far I think she has looked great. So I am posting her. I always feel like models have a really unfair advantage at events. They don’t show up as often but their entire job is to look good in clothing and make the clothing look good, so… you know, that tends to happen. She has looked good. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here is Saoirse Ronan because of Awards stuff. She was at an awards show and a pre-Oscars thing and she looked good at both. Really two nice dresses which is nice to see cause she can have some pretty big misses on the red carpet. Which I think is part of her charm really. There are lots of celebrities who appeal to that “just like us” thing and it’s always bullshit because they aren’t. But there is a bit of awkwardness to Saoirse when she’s not acting that I think people relate to. Or maybe not, I could just be talking out my ass. I am still working my way through the major nominees this year but she still is in my favorite movie so far this year. And again, she looked good. Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

Hey guys, happy Saturday. Here is Scarlett Johansson for no particular reason besides the fact that she is really hot. I know that’s a shock to a lot of people but that’s why you come here, for the insightful commentary. Now that I brought it up you’re going to see it everyone, everyone finally realizing that Scarlett Johansson is hot. You’re welcome world. Also the sky is blue. Also, pedants and people who think they are smart will tell you that the sky is all colors and blue is just the easiest to see on the visible spectrum with light scattering everywhere so it just appears blue. Also, some people will then reblog that annoying tubmlr post. All of these people sound like assholes you don’t need in your life. Ignore them, you have me, I’ll set you straight. The sky is blue, Scarlett Johansson is hot, and extended warranties are a scam. You’re welcome. So, as I was saying, she’s here because she’s hot. I literally have not seen her in anything recently, she just popped into my head and it turns out that’s more than enough reason to post her. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Hey guys, here is Holly Willoughby because today is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday, which is a pretty important day because she is important to me. You might not know why I would post Holly Willoughby for my friends birthday but it’s because I always think of my friend Katherine when I think of Holly Willoughby. They are both form England and blonde, which makes them almost exactly the same person anyway as I assume, their main hobbies involve drinking tea and talking about naval power. But on top of that I would not even know who Holly Willoughby was if not for Katherine, so you guys should all be a little thankful for her. Anyway, you will notice, or at least you will now that I explicitly explained it, that Holly is wearing polka dots in all the pictures and that’s because my friend not only likes Holly, she loves polka dots. So here they are, Holly is even eating something that is clearly not a cake but hey, close enough that we can pretend it’s a birthday cake. This is where I would tell you guys to wish Katherine a happy birthday but she is one of the few people who knows this blog exists but is not on tumblr. So according to recently learned stereotypes I believe you are just supposed to shout in the direction of the local Greggs Happy Birthday and she’ll hear you? I am terrible at understanding whatever bigotries you Brits have. Anyway, Holly Willoughby is beautiful and does look good in polka dots and hey, I never mind an excuse to post her.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So more pictures of Mosh modeling for Guess continue to come out and I am just going to come out and say it, Guess is messing up big time here. These have been trickling out for months and the only place to find them is on Mosh’s social media or the photographer’s. This makes no sense to me. When I was a kid Guess was huge. It was essentially a must in 7th grade to have a pair of Guess Jeans because otherwise you were lame. So everyone had at least one and a lot of people had a black and white striped Guess t-shirt. They were a big deal brand. You know what? None of my friends feel any pressure to get Guess jeans now. Or if they do they are strangely silent on the matter. Why is that? Because you shoot these amazing shots and hide them away. Look at that first one. It’s gorgeous and it’s very simple how it works. You go, “Wow, that woman is beautiful”! Then you go, “Oh my god, she doesn’t have any pants, she must be cold”. Then you go, “I would like to purchase some Guess Jeans and perhaps a striped Guess t-shirt to give her so she doesn’t get cold”. Simple, obvious marketing. But instead, the only way to find the pictures is if you go to Mosh’s Instagram, where you quickly realize she must not get cold because she almost never wears pants. Well, the urge to buy her Guess jeans is over. What I am saying, Guess, is that people should be able to find these pictures, en mass, in high quality anywhere. Seems like a big miss. I bring it up only because I care. Not because I am lazy and wish finding these took less effort. Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Holly Willoughby was at a thing last night and that’s good enough for me. I think she’s pretty, I really like her smile, and I thought she looked lovely. I guess her show won again but I have no strong opinions on that as I don’t watch British Morning Shows on account of me not living there and they start in the middle of the night here, so even if I was inclined it would feel strange to me. But I do like Holly a lot. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Boy there is a lot of stuff going on this weekend isn’t there? But I am posting Lili Reinhart today because she did a photoshoot for some CBS Magazine which sounds like not a real magazine and of course it’s not real.  CBS owns the CW. She’s on the CW. It’s a whole self promotion thing and that’s fine. I liked the pictures a lot. I just thought she looked really good. So that’s about it. She looked good and thus I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

Here is Taylor Swift for some reason. Not sure why she would be on my mind because when she has a new video come out it isn’t like the entire world is saturated with talk about it. So it’s a mystery and will remain so but she has vaguely been on my thoughts all week. So she made it here today because she is pretty and I kind of liked her new video, even if, and I know this will anger people because you can’t talk about Taylor Swift without angering people, Reputation as a whole isn’t doing a ton for me. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes were both in a shoot for Glamour and they looked fantastic.  And I was like, oh man, I am not sure who to post, they both look very good. What a hard decision. Then I remembered this is my blog and I can do any stupid thing I want. So why decide? There are no rules here and even if there were rules rules are for losers. Or decent people. Or… well, they aren’t for me. I’m an adult, this is my blog, I can do whatever I want and you can’t stop me. So I am posting them both and I wish I hadn’t fallen behind on Riverdale. I am not mad at it. The second season, up the point I was at, is not bad or anything but it was a step down. I just sort of got busy and my rule with TV shows is if I can’t find the time to watch it for 3 episodes in a row, maybe it’s time to shelve it and binge it later. No episodes in three weeks means that I wasn’t too busy, I just wasn’t interested enough. But now I am feeling the tickle, I want to know what is going on. Maybe I will try to catch up. Anyway, today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes.

The Golden Globes were last night and Saoirse Ronan won. Literally.  Not my usual announcement but she won Best Actress in a comedy or musical and good for her. I have been trying to see Lady Bird for a while now and by trying to see Lady Bird for a while now I mean I kept thinking about it, then realized it was outside, said fuck it and watched some garbage instead like a youtube video about the 10 Real Paranormal Encounters You Won’t Believe.  Which for the record, they were right, I didn’t believe. It all sounded like bullshit to me.  A+ For clickbait accuracy there. Anyway, today I made it. A non-existent ice storm has closed schools and a bunch of stuff here so I said fuck it and skipped out to go see a noon show and here I am. It’s why Saoirse Ronan is here. I didn’t hate her dress or anything but this for once isn’t about the dresses after an awards show. It’s about her performance in a movie that I found to just be beautiful. It was a comedy and I laughed but the true triumph was it’s portrait of human beings. I would say if you were ever a teenager there is something in this movie for you (think of it as having a kinship with Ghostworld, it just isn’t a pessimistic and it’s characters are not outsiders).  And if you were never a teenager then… I assume you must be some sort of robot in disguise. And not the good kind that turns into a truck. Well, just know movies will be how we identify you when you try to take over the world. Anyone who doesn’t cry at Old Yeller is a robot. We’ll beat you. Back to the movie though, it was very well written but the most important part of course was the lead roll. Saoirse Ronan did such a good job of creating a very true but lovable character. Sure she is a callow, sometimes mean teenager. She is a teenager, she’s not fully formed. But you love her because of how she inhabits the role. It was exceptional. So she’s here today because I am just enamored with her and the performance. Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.