Hey guys, happy Saturday. Here is Scarlett Johansson for no particular reason besides the fact that she is really hot. I know that’s a shock to a lot of people but that’s why you come here, for the insightful commentary. Now that I brought it up you’re going to see it everyone, everyone finally realizing that Scarlett Johansson is hot. You’re welcome world. Also the sky is blue. Also, pedants and people who think they are smart will tell you that the sky is all colors and blue is just the easiest to see on the visible spectrum with light scattering everywhere so it just appears blue. Also, some people will then reblog that annoying tubmlr post. All of these people sound like assholes you don’t need in your life. Ignore them, you have me, I’ll set you straight. The sky is blue, Scarlett Johansson is hot, and extended warranties are a scam. You’re welcome. So, as I was saying, she’s here because she’s hot. I literally have not seen her in anything recently, she just popped into my head and it turns out that’s more than enough reason to post her. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

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