Tag: blonde

So I guess I am posting Rachel Riley today.  It’s weird, that’s twice in a couple of weeks and like… I don’t think for a year before that?  That happens sometimes.  In this case it’s just a matter of her showing up at events and looking really good.  I mean, she wore a shiny dress to a Gala last night so by law I am required to post her.  She looked really good in it.  I saw a British person say she looked really smart.  I agree.  I know she’s good at math.  She looks really good at math in that dress!  Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.

When I was in about 3rd or 4th grade, pretty much every boy in school had some poster of a car on their wall.  It was always a Lamborghini or a Ferrari.  I think.  I am pretty sure because I remember overhearing guys having debates over which was better.  The really daring guys (or guys with permissive parents I guess) had ones with a girl in a bikini or something laying across the hood or whatever.  I never had one of these posters because I never really got it.  We couldn’t drive and in retrospect knew literally nothing about driving.  I get that supercars look cool and are some kind of guy thing but I think it was actually just the fact that conspicuous consumption was the coolest thing possible in the 1980’s.  It’s like the whole country was that trashy Nouveau riche trophy wife who didn’t get that making everything gold is not classy at all.  And if you keep telling people it’s classy that’s completely unclassy.  The entire decade was basically that.  So I’d see the posters and be like, “Cool”.  But if it didn’t transform into something other than a car I didn’t see the point.  I wasn’t allowed to have posters at all actually because they would mess up the wall paper.  So maybe I never got it cause I don’t come from poster people.  Anyway, Pixie Lott was at some sort of Ferrari thing last night that involved her wearing red leather and it made me think of those old posters. Like I can appreciate Pixie Lott standing in front of a nice car.  I am glad she’s not laying on the hood because I’d have to wonder why.  It doesn’t strike me as a comfortable place to be.  But then, I have my questions about a red leather dress’ comfort as well.  I am wearing sweats right now.  Again, we weren’t poster people so maybe I don’t get it.  She looked good though so here she is because today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

So there was a viewing party for the Victoria Secret Fashion show last night and Candice Swanepoel looked fantastic on the red carpet.  She was wearing like… I think they might have been pajamas.  Which makes me think it was a slumber party but no one else was wearing pajamas.  They are see through and just very fun to look at and well… look, it was very clever of her.  Besides the fact that I love the look, it’s pretty well documented that I love slumber parties.  You can ask my friend @lunoboom if she actually ever sees this and logs on, she often accused me of being obsessed with slumber parties.  And it’s well known that Candice Swanepoel is obsessed with me.  I thought she had given up but no, she’s just gotten more subtle.  My two favorite things? Slumber parties and… things that kinda look like those pajamas that might not be pajamas it might just be too fashion forward for me?  Everyone knows those are my two favorite things.  Very clever, Candy, you win this time, I’m posting you. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Man guys, not a lot going on recently and I don’t have a ton to say.  I guess some days I am not that creative.  I just their Saoirse Ronan is pretty and more I like all the things I have seen her in.  So she showed up at the Gotham Indy Awards thing and… hey, that’s good enough.  It was a nice reminder that she exists and that I like her.  So today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

Guys, I think we are officially into the Christmas season now even though it doesn’t quite feel like it to me. Maybe when December gets here.  Either way, I am posting Jessica Nigri today and my reasons for posting her has nothing to do with Christmas but I did include some Christmasy type pictures just in case it helps anyone get into the holiday cheer.  I don’t have much of a reason for posting her besides the fact that sometimes I am simple.  She’s pretty hot. Sometimes that’s all I need really.  Plus I mean, my attempts to pass along Christmas cheer I guess.  Ho Ho Ho.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Victoria’s Secret’s Fashion Show was this past weekend and pictures of it have been popping up and so here is Candice Swanepoel.  I know I already posted her this weekend but that was unrelated.  That was me being busy and nice pictures of her being easy to find.  This is me seeing pictures of her walking for the show and liking them and so I am posting a bunch of pictures of her at this year’s and past year’s shows.  Radically different posts.  Except for the main point which is that today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I am busy as a bee this weekend.  And not one of those lazy ass bees that is all like, “No, totally, I will meet you guys at the flower” and then sits around eating honey all day and when the other bees get back he’s like, “Oh you meant that flower?  I was wondering where you guys were.  I went to a totally different flower”.  Anyway, I am so busy I have no idea what’s going on but Candice Swanepoel is pretty and I am too busy to really write a decent post.  I’ll need you guys to just finish this entry.  Boy, I sure am <adjective> today.  Lots of <noun> going on this weekend.  So I have posted Candice Swanepoel because she is <adjective> and <adjective>.  Also because she looks good in lingerie.  Here she is in <adjective lingerie.  Sorry for those of you who prefer her in <article of clothing> but this is what I chose instead.  Anyway, she is here because I like her.  She actually is better than a <container> full of <plural noun>.  That went <adverb>.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is Rachel Riley cause she was at a thing… last night?  Two nights ago?  I paid shit attention to the date because British Celebrities just pop up sometimes and you know, the events were a week ago because of the exchange rate or something.  Either way, it was a charity gala thrown by the Manchester United which experience tells me will cause some people to reblog this in utter anger.  Which I kind of get because I like sports but mostly sounds silly to me because it’s about a sport and teams I just can’t imagine caring about.  Anyway, Rachel Riley is basically any red blooded American’s dream actually in that she is pretty, I guess she really likes sports, and she’d be really good at doing your taxes.  Also she has a really nice accent so I feel like at dinner parties anything she said would sound really smart, even if it wasn’t. So you know, basically the dream for anyone.  Except English people I guess. Your accents probably are less impressive to you guys.  You’ve been spoiled.  But yeah, blonde, English, good at math, allows me to be lazy come tax time, looks great in a red dress.  That’s the dream. (Small side note, @wildflagsure lives in England and god I hope she’s good at math because she sells drugs.  But she is having a bad day so maybe drop her a line and say something nice?)  Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.

The Glamour Women of the Year awards were last night and lots of publications give Women of the Year and Men of the Year awards and it always strikes me as a little strange.  Sure, I like best picture or best new novel or whatever, that makes sense.  It is choosing the best of art that was produced to help honor and I assume bring attention to it so people know they should check it out.  But like… best person?  It just feels odd.  I had a joke here but I have lost it.  I will not be winning memory of the year sadly.  Anyway, the best looking Woman of the Event was Gigi Hadid.  She often looks good because she’s pretty but also she has a pretty good sense of style.  In this case the gown she wore was just fantastic.  I love it.  The intricate work on it, the color, the cut.  She looked great.  So today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

The EMAs were last night, which are a thing that obviously exist but I didn’t know existed until I started running this blog.  I mean, I knew MTV Europe was a whole other creature because I guess there were like… rumors about it in the 90’s?  I don’t know a better way to describe it.  We weren’t all talking about it but pre-internet the other side of the Ocean was shrouded in mists of the unknown.  This probably sounds ludicrous but it was true.  You’d hear that some band was huge in Europe but it could just be horseshit or it could be true.  You knew that like, the musical landscape in the UK was radically different than that of the US in 1994.  It all could be made up though, there was just no way to know, just this one kid who went to Germany for a week and swore it was different (usually swore it was better because that made him sound more interesting and unique).  Anyway, now I am well aware they are a thing because we get all sorts of celebrities showing up at them and I post every year.  And this year I saw some early stuff and figured I’d post Charli XCX because let’s be honest, she dressed just for me on stage.  It turns out I was wrong.  I am posting Natalie Dormer because oh my god Natalie Dormer.  She looked so hot.  She always has this core sexiness to her, it’s just what she does.  Man though, last night?  She looked so good.  I don’t remember who I posted after the VMAs now but I am going to say that Natalie Dormer looked better at the EMAs than anyone did at the VMAs.  So I guess what I am saying is maybe that weird kid who went to Germany was right, European MTV is better.  Weird.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.