So there was a viewing party for the Victoria Secret Fashion show last night and Candice Swanepoel looked fantastic on the red carpet. She was wearing like… I think they might have been pajamas. Which makes me think it was a slumber party but no one else was wearing pajamas. They are see through and just very fun to look at and well… look, it was very clever of her. Besides the fact that I love the look, it’s pretty well documented that I love slumber parties. You can ask my friend @lunoboom if she actually ever sees this and logs on, she often accused me of being obsessed with slumber parties. And it’s well known that Candice Swanepoel is obsessed with me. I thought she had given up but no, she’s just gotten more subtle. My two favorite things? Slumber parties and… things that kinda look like those pajamas that might not be pajamas it might just be too fashion forward for me? Everyone knows those are my two favorite things. Very clever, Candy, you win this time, I’m posting you. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
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