Here is Rachel Riley cause she was at a thing… last night?  Two nights ago?  I paid shit attention to the date because British Celebrities just pop up sometimes and you know, the events were a week ago because of the exchange rate or something.  Either way, it was a charity gala thrown by the Manchester United which experience tells me will cause some people to reblog this in utter anger.  Which I kind of get because I like sports but mostly sounds silly to me because it’s about a sport and teams I just can’t imagine caring about.  Anyway, Rachel Riley is basically any red blooded American’s dream actually in that she is pretty, I guess she really likes sports, and she’d be really good at doing your taxes.  Also she has a really nice accent so I feel like at dinner parties anything she said would sound really smart, even if it wasn’t. So you know, basically the dream for anyone.  Except English people I guess. Your accents probably are less impressive to you guys.  You’ve been spoiled.  But yeah, blonde, English, good at math, allows me to be lazy come tax time, looks great in a red dress.  That’s the dream. (Small side note, @wildflagsure lives in England and god I hope she’s good at math because she sells drugs.  But she is having a bad day so maybe drop her a line and say something nice?)  Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.