I am busy as a bee this weekend. And not one of those lazy ass bees that is all like, “No, totally, I will meet you guys at the flower” and then sits around eating honey all day and when the other bees get back he’s like, “Oh you meant that flower? I was wondering where you guys were. I went to a totally different flower”. Anyway, I am so busy I have no idea what’s going on but Candice Swanepoel is pretty and I am too busy to really write a decent post. I’ll need you guys to just finish this entry. Boy, I sure am <adjective> today. Lots of <noun> going on this weekend. So I have posted Candice Swanepoel because she is <adjective> and <adjective>. Also because she looks good in lingerie. Here she is in <adjective lingerie. Sorry for those of you who prefer her in <article of clothing> but this is what I chose instead. Anyway, she is here because I like her. She actually is better than a <container> full of <plural noun>. That went <adverb>. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
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