I am busy as a bee this weekend.  And not one of those lazy ass bees that is all like, “No, totally, I will meet you guys at the flower” and then sits around eating honey all day and when the other bees get back he’s like, “Oh you meant that flower?  I was wondering where you guys were.  I went to a totally different flower”.  Anyway, I am so busy I have no idea what’s going on but Candice Swanepoel is pretty and I am too busy to really write a decent post.  I’ll need you guys to just finish this entry.  Boy, I sure am <adjective> today.  Lots of <noun> going on this weekend.  So I have posted Candice Swanepoel because she is <adjective> and <adjective>.  Also because she looks good in lingerie.  Here she is in <adjective lingerie.  Sorry for those of you who prefer her in <article of clothing> but this is what I chose instead.  Anyway, she is here because I like her.  She actually is better than a <container> full of <plural noun>.  That went <adverb>.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

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