Tag: blonde

I have not slept well like all week and am just crazy tired.  Almost so tired that I won’t go to 7-11 for a free Slurpee.  Almost.  Anyway, Slurpees don’t really have a lot to do with Mosh cause it is hard to imagine her drinking a Slurpee.  I actually saw some candid picture of her once drinking out of a paper cup at some fast food place or something and it was like world shattering because of course she’s a real person who does real things but she is so beautiful and glamorous that it is hard to imagine her doing every day things.  How did I think she quenched her thirst?  I dunno, maybe like little pixies carried leaves holding drops of fresh morning dew and poured it onto her tongue?  It’s hard for me to really conceptualize someone who looks so.. I am not sure what the word is, other worldly?  Resplendent?  Ethereal?  Something that means not quite of this world for sure, but someone who looks like she’s on another level like her actually having basic human needs and stuff.  Except obviously she does.  That is one of Mosh’s secrets though, isn’t it?  There is a confidence and dignity she manages to project that even naked I would imagine other people around her are the ones who feel under dressed.  It’s a talent.  Also, I should add in case you didn’t notice, she’s beautiful.  That is a big part of the draw also.  Anyway, I still can’t really imagine her going to get a free Slurpee today but maybe a unicorn will ride up and bring her one or something.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

The past couple of weeks have seen a bunch of pictures of Candice Swanepoel doing her new campaign for Free People which has been very nice to see because she has looked very good during it.  Also she’s wearing clothing which is also nice.  I am not saying I am opposed to seeing her in her underwear or in bikinis, I am just saying it is nice to get variety.  I also think pictures in clothing often have more personality.  Plus she’s obviously a very skilled model, I hate seeing anyone pigeon holed, really for any type of work.  Plus they are just pretty pictures.  That’s always a nice bonus.  So she has looked good and today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Holly Willoughby has shown up a lot here for someone who really is not any part of my life.  I know that’s an odd way to phrase that because Kate Upton isn’t swinging by to have a beer with me but being an American she shows up all over the place like on magazine covers and stuff at the grocery store.  My life is going to intersect somehow with American celebrities thus forcing them into my mind.  I would have to put a ton of effort into seeing anything with Holly Willoughby in it.  Sometimes I make the effort to find pictures of her but usually I don’t hunt her down, she just pops into my head.  I don’t know why exactly but I think it has something to do with this sort of vibe she just radiates.  It’s sort of wholesome.  Like I saw something once where she was described as the “girl next door type” which is bullshit because I have lived lots of places and the girls next door didn’t look like that.  But there was a perception about her and her looks that she was just naturally pretty and just down to Earth.  Which is all very silly because having that body and that face puts you in a very small minority of people, there is nothing common about it.  That’s the secret of her appeal though, I think, is that it feels that way.  Reality be damned she has just a warmth about her, she has a pretty, friendly smile that seems welcoming.  I think there is just something comfortable and comforting about her.  I would say motherly but that sounds squicky just suggesting it but I think you know the vibe I mean, Holly Willoughby kind of makes you feel comfortable and safe.  So maybe that’s why she shows up.  Maybe.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I had to go double check to see if I had posted Ashley Benson before because she seems like someone I could have posted.  I haven’t though.  Both would have made sense to me, she seems to be one of those people I just know the name of and who she is almost by osmosis.  I guess Pretty Little Liars started and soon I knew all the stars names and what they looked like.  I don’t know why exactly because I have never watched the show, it just became one of those things i knew.  Maybe it’s because they are popular on tumblr so of course they kept popping up.  I had to look if i had ever seen anything with her in it before.  The answer was mostly no, an episode of Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, and oh yeah, I saw Spring Breakers.  Of course, no one got posted from Spring Breakers because I found the movie aggressively unsexy.  I guess girls in bikinis was sexy no matter what for some people.  Anyway, I am not going to get into all of that, she has shown up a lot on my dash in the past month and I guess I was finally worn down because that shoot she did for Complex was on my mind and… well, today I want to fuck Ashley Benson.

Here is Kate Utpon because… y’know… America guys!  Fuck King George am I right?  I just threw every bit of tea I have into the bathtub.  That shit is ruined now!  What I am saying is that unless you’re some sort of Nazi or like a Barbary Pirate you should like and reblog this post.  For America.  Cause I mean, look, Kate has a flag.  An American Flag.  Now, I know a lot of you aren’t Americans but… the Nazi thing.  I mean, if we hadn’t been there that would have gone very differently.  Now I’m not saying if you don’t reblog this that someone will go back in time and Hitler wins, what I am saying is why on Earth would you even take that risk?  Why would you toy with the future of the planet like that?  Also, look at her, right?  Because I love America today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is some Kate Upton cause everyone’s life could use a little Upton in it.  Now, you might disagree with that but you’re wrong.  It’s the summer, she looks good in a bikini, enjoy your summer and enjoy the pretty blonde girl.  I don’t have a lot more to say than that cause i have had a tiring weekend so just relax in the soft embrace of Kate Upton’s beauty.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I am begining to think it is a rule if you make an indie comedy these days it has to have either Lucy Punch or Tyler Labine in it.  Or both.  I say this because in the last week or so just from random Netflix suggestions, life, and friends I have seen 4 movies with Lucy Punch in them and 4 Movies with Tyler Labine and that only totals 5 movies because they were in three together (Somebody Marry Barry, Cottage Country, A Good Old Fashioned Orgy).  That feels really bizarre, people just do not work together that often in a 2 year period.  It also feels like the universe is telling me something because other than being disappointed by the middle of the road comedies that aren’t that great my eyes were drawn to Lucy Punch every time.   I posted her once before ages ago because she was my favorite thing on Ben and Kate.  now, I realize I may be the only one looking at her in these movies and going, “Man, she’s hot” but that is my reaction.  She is also hilarious.  Also British and Blonde so maybe that’s why I am the only one having that reaction, I seem to have a thing.  Or something.  Anyway, terrible to mediocre movies or not, she always entertains me, doing the best she can with material that is not always great.  She is always funny.  I like funny.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Lucy Punch.

The other day I was trying to help my mom with a problem she was having over with her computer over the phone because moms are notoriously bad with computers.  And she was like, “The screen just flashed, did you do that?"  And obviously I didn’t because I am not a technomancer so I can’t make her screen flash through the power of my voice during a phone conversation.  But she thought I could and then suggested I just, "Get in there and fix it” because people think computers are magic but more to the real cause as human being for some reason we assume anything we can’t do must be simple.  Which is crazy stupid because if we can’t do it shouldn’t it be considered hard?  But like acting, I think everyone thinks they were born to act until they try it and realize that shit is hard.  I think it is even more pronounced with modelling because people think you just stand there and someone points a camera at you and bam, easy, right?  This is of course another stupid assumption because most of us look like awkward gargoyles in pictures.  Seriously, like 99% of the population is unphotographable.  I have some very attractive friends who look like garbage anytime a picture is taken.  It’s amazing.  Modeling takes skill most of us don’t have and i was checking and according to my computer the oldest picture of Mosh I have I saved in 2008.  So it’s been a really long time.  And it is amazing how much she’s grown as a model over the years, not just her look but the skill, how much better the photos she is in look, the way her body positions itself, the look on her face.  I can’t put it any better than that because as discussed I suck at talking about models.  It is amazing though, I am sure if you have looked you’ve seen some pictures of baby mosh out there on tumblr and just realize how different everything is and how much her work has grown.  Or you know, think about other models, it isn’t just her.  And also because I don’t really have a point here besides Mosh looks better on film than I do (which isn’t exactly a revelation) I also posted all black and white stuff because somehow I have never done that and the woman was born to appear in black and white.  Just look at her.  Anyway, she is brilliant and talented and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Here is Jennifer Ellison for no reason at all.  Well, I mean I guess because of boobs if we were to break it down at it’s most basic level?  I don’t know, I just know she was the desktop my computer chose this morning and it was like, yeah, ok, I can dig that.  Next thing I know I am posting Jennifer Ellison.  Cause you know, boobs mainly I guess?  I mean if I am being honest cause I haven’t seen her in a movie or anything anytime recently.  I am not British so she doesn’t like show up on TV over here.  But she’s attractive and for whatever reason I have always liked her a lot since seeing her in the Cottage (which I have discussed before, I have zero idea why that movie stuck with me like it did).  Anyway, she is pretty and she is blonde and British so today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.

I don’t know who the actress from the 1940’s is that I find most attractive because I have never sat around trying to figure that out.  Which is strange because that seems exactly like the sort of thing I would sit around doing.  But I haven’t.  If I had to go out on a limb though I’d say there’s a good chance it is Veronica Lake.  She is gorgeous and honestly I am a bit of a sucker for a tragedy.  And man, was she a tragedy.  She was very much a Hollywood cliche in that she followed in the footsteps of many of the leading sex symbols who came before her, since I figure many of you don’t even know who she is I’ll share the tale as briefly as I can.  I figure most people just skip over what I write anyway.  She was discovered at 18 because girls were always discovered as teenagers then and already ticked off a lot of the bullet points that were needed for the cliched ending we’re heading towards, she came from an abusive household, her father was dead, her mother was domineering and controlling and the terror of a stage mother we all have heard about.  She was a major star before 20 and began to very quickly struggle with alcoholism.  She struggled with mental illness.  She had a reputation for being a huge bitch which given that she was an alcoholic with mental illness it isn’t exactly surprising she might have had moments that people found off putting.  Of course, this is where I am always torn in the history because she was kicked out of Catholic School for being “too rebellious” which means in my mind one of two things, either she was trouble and we see that in all the tales of her raging bitchdom or she was someone who thought for herself and thus was a woman who “didn’t know her place” in the world of the 1940’s.  I suppose it could be both.  Anyway, she made some pretty awesome movies in the 40’s with Alan Ladd because she wasn’t even 5 feet tall and they needed someone to make him look not so short on screen.  He was also a big time drinker.  She lost children, she lost friendships and at 27 she was a has been. This is in part because a lot of people found her hard to work with and in part because as a society we can really be just a bag full of dicks sometimes when it comes to famous people.  We get tired of them.  Especially women.  And while it’s bad today, it was terrible then, a female star was too old to matter by her late 20’s and typically driven out of the limelight by the unforgiving studio system.  She faded into almost nothingness and died of hepatitis and kidney problems in the 3arly 70’s at 50.  It is sad because she was in a bunch of good movies and she had an ability to be cold and charismatic at the same time on the screen.  But really it’s sad because it’s someone who was chewed up and spit out before the eyes of millions and no one really cared.  Which is a pretty melancholy way to end this but you know, it’s 5 in the morning, I am too tired to be chipper and sometimes there just isn’t a happy ending.  She was beautiful though and so today I want to fuck Veronica Lake.