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I posted Mandy Morbid once a bajillion years ago.   I posted her then because she is gorgeous.  She still is gorgeous so here is more of her.  I twas remarkably hard to find pictures of her where she wasn’t naked.  I realize that sounds like a complaint but digging through pictures of her naked was actually not that bad.  I am willing to do that again.  For the sake of all of you, my followers.  I will make that sacrifice.  Anyway, if you didn’t know she has a tumblr, it’s located here.  It is interesting because you get to know about her and her battle with a degenerative genetic condition called EDS.  I knew nothing about it before she announced she had it and it sounds horrible.  What I know is she is brave and fascinating and funny and seems to have a truly kind soul.  I wish her the best and I feel like reading some of her blog would be good for everyone.  Also, you know, pictures of her.  Which is the real reason she’s here, she’s here because she’s gorgeous.  So that’s it, today I want to fuck Mandy Morbid.

I have always suspected at some point I would end up posting Natalie Dormer because it had a feeling of inevitability to it, especially as she shows up more and more places.  But I also kind of feel like a poser doing so because so many people are just way, way more into her than I am.  I get the appeal but I don’t often feel the appeal if you know what I mean.  Like I look and say yeah, that’s a pretty girl.  And like, the crooked smile thing makes her feel kind of like Han Solo or something to me.  I have always gotten why people like that.  Honestly, the side cut only really adds to it, it seems to give her extra cocky swagger.  So I get all of that but most of the time just on an intellectual level.  I guess I am expecting someone to pop out of the wood work and say, “Oh yeah, well if you really find Natalie Dormer attractive tell me how many times you’ve thought about her boobs today? Ha, that’s what I thought!"  Cause the truth is I very rarely think about her boobs or whatever.  But she is attractive and I do kind of like the attitude she seems to embody, imagined or otherwise.  So today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I am the first to admit I tend to form little mini obsessions.  Like I will get really into something for a week or two and it will be something I do non stop and then bam, I am done.  I do this with video games or like… I recently made a whole mess of barbacoa for burritos and ate like 3 millions burritos and man, I am suck of burritos.  It happens.  And I realize I have posted Blake Lively a lot in the last week and a half but this is not a matter of me being obsessed.  I am not obsessed.  This is her fault, not mine.  It’s just a matter of her popping up constantly and looking so damn good.  I mean, seriously, look at her red carpet work at Canne so far.  And I have to say so far because who knows what is coming next?  I don’t know but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she shows up yet again in a few days because she is just killing it.  And I don’t usually use the phrase killing it but it’s the only phrase that applies. Blake Lively is killing it!  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Normally I write about what makes people so great but I have done that a bunch and sadly this time I am going to have to write about some pretty gaping flaws in pigeonfoo because they need to be said.  Her big flaws, as far as I can tell are:

  1. There is only one of her.  This leaves the world dangerously Foo-deficiant.  What if there is a some sort of emergency in San Francisco and like,… London at the same time and the only solution is some Pigeon Foo.  Due to her poor planning and the limits of she’d really be able to only go to one place
  2. She might be hording all the awesome.  I know from experience that she is pretty awesome and the truth is I have met a fair number of people on the internet and a good number of them are painfully lame.  Maybe it’s cause Pigeon Foo is using all the awesome.  Not so cool.

Now, the big question is how she got so awesome, there are lots of theories on this (by theories I mean bullshit I am making up as we speak but it’s cool, I am an expert on awesome.  I spent my childhood playing totally rad video games, watching the most badass movies and one time my friend and I created a super villain who had the body of a gorilla, robot arms, and shot chainsaws out of his mouth.  That’s pretty friggin’ awesome).  Anyway, the most popular theories are that as a kid she was left on the step of awesome monks and spent her life training to be super awesome until finally she left their awesome monastery to spread awesomeness in the world or she was bitten by some sort of radioactive monkey ninja pirate who worked part times as a motorcycle daredevil, thus giving her the proportionate awesomeness of a spider.  Anyway, mixed in with all of this is the fact that it’s been about 2 years that I have been following Pigeon Foo and in that time her work has gotten increasingly better, I have really seen her  grow as a model and it is impressive but probably her third flaw, as she gets better and better at what she does she’s really just making the rest of us look even worse.  Like a bunch of lame-os.  Kind of a dick move on her part if you ask me.  But… it’s hard to stay mad at her because she’s pretty awesome.  Trust me, I know, I’m an expert.  Go ahead and follow her and you’ll see I am totally right.  And all of that is why today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

I am not sure how to define my attraction to Blake Lively because she has shown up here a ton since I started this blog.  But it’s only really when she’s in the public eye (when she isn’t promoting something she basically disappears).  When she is out of sight she is definitely out of mind, which is probably why I surprise myself every time i go look at how many times I have posted her and find it’s nearing 20.  Because I don’t think of her as someone who I would have posted that often.  On account of the whole not thinking about her when she isn’t around.  Thing is, when she does show up I am always like, “Whoa, Blake Lively!"  So… i guess I really like her?  Can you tell I am tired?  I know I am tired all the time now but it’s just how things are.  Anyway, she is gorgeous and again looked great just yesterday at Canne.  And so today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

With the early returns in (my eyeballs did the voting) I feel confident calling Blake Lively the winner of the Met Gala this year.  This is not really surprising because she has a history of pretty strong showings at the Met Gala and this year’s theme which was basically old school glamor plays to her strengths, which is basically looking very good when she adopts and bit of old school glamor.  I mean, it wasn’t like she ran away with things, there were plenty of honorable mentions (Anne Hathaway, Emma Stone, Anna Kendrick, Rachel McAdams, Rihanna, probably more I am forgetting) and yeah, there were some bad dresses (but since some of those were on my favorite people I won’t mention them).  But Blake lively just looked amazing.  I loved the way she looked, her dress was fantastic, her hair was fantastic.  Do I maybe know and care a little bit too much about an exclusive fashion event in New York?  Yeah, probably but I really like nice gowns and the way they look.  And I really liked how Blake Lively looked so today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Here is Mosh for no particular reason besides Mosh being gorgeous.  I feel lame not being able to give her more than that but like… this is the 23rd time I have posted her and sometimes I just run out of things to say.  All I know is that she is amazing.  She has cultivated such a distinct look at I can be scrolling at high speed and recognize her in an instant.  She looks so gorgeous whatever the surroundings it is completely staggering.  And I don’t know what to say besides that so I won’t, I’ll just shut up and let you look at the pictures.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Today’s post is going to be so half assed, guys.  Which always makes me feel bad, like I am not giving a girl my all.  Thing is I sprained my ankle and I am a huge, whiny baby and it hurts enough that my libido is being trumped by pain and I couldn’t sleep because it hurt so I am crazy tired as well.   Which means I had no idea who I might post today until I saw a picture of Mosh and she is beautiful enough that it really is no effort to write a few lines about how attractive she is.  The amazing thing about Mosh is that the make up, the hair, the outfits, this is not something that just gets thrown together, that is a lot of work but to her credit it never looks like someone who is trying to hard, instead she looks effortlessly beautiful.  I know she doesn’t roll out of bed looking like that but the way she carries herself means you would expect her to.  Or at least not be surprised if she did.  I have seen various pictures of her at events back stage or at donut shops or whatever and she looks elegant even sewing a button on so it does add to the whole thing where she just seems naturally beautiful despite the fact that, as I said, there is a lot of effort put into her style.  It is interesting but also I think the difference between people we look at and feel in awe of and people we look at and scoff because they are “trying to hard”.  It isn’t really the level of effort, it seems to be instead just how good they are at it.  Or how confident they are or something.  I am not sure, I am super tired and as stated above I am a big baby and my foot hurts.  So we’ll just say Mosh is beautiful and then I’ll finish this up with a: Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Here is Pigeon Foo, who has shown up here many times before, including both of my most popular posts of the year posts.  Because people love them some Pigeon Foo.  As they damn well should!  See, she is here today because she is awesome.  I mean, sure she’s pretty, it doesn’t hurt that she’s pretty (and for real look at the things her hair is doing in that third picture. How do you not love that?  That is awesome) but she is here because she is awesome.  I know this because I have been lucky enough to talk to her sometimes and that is when I discovered what everyone who knows her even a little knows, she’s awesome. You might think I am laying it on a bit thick there but I am not joking, people have sent me asks before to tell me that she is just an amazing person to know and how pleasant she is.  Nothing speaks better of you as a person than when your reputation is nothing but people saying you are great.  She doesn’t really have to be, especially on the internet because let’s be honest, the internet can act like a bag full of dicks when it wants to and I often think the one unifying trait of the internet is that it hates women, so she doesn’t have to be nice.  But she is awesomely nice.  And awesomely awesome!  And just, look, follow her, it’s very simple, her name is pigeonfoo and tumblr makes it so easy to link to blogs now.  My point is she’s awesome with a sub point of she’s pretty and I think I implied you’re all dicks, sorry about that, bag full of dicks is just really fun to say, but my point is that today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

I watched this movie called the Lifeguard last night and it was pretty horrible on a lot of levels.  It was just… well, I am not here to dump on any movies but it committed a lot of the crimes that indie shoe-gazing stuff can commit and didn’t really do any of the stuff they can do well, so it felt sort of like a movie created to give fodder to critics of introspective art house stuff.   I was disappointed because at this point it has been pretty well documented I love Kristen Bell to pieces.  Sadly, she is in a lot of pretty bad movies.  It happens I guess.  Still, she looked good in a bathing suit, so that’s a good thing I suppose.  Whatever, I am still disappointed but I also still think she’s great so today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.