Tag: blonde

So Community is over.  Hopefully just for this season.  After all, we’re getting so, so close to six seasons and a movie, we can’t stop now!  I enjoyed this season a great deal, it felt like a return to form.  I mean, nothing will probably ever match the show at the highest of highs but it was pretty damn good.  And you know, I have a lot of affection for the entire cast, even if cast members have sadly been dropping like flies.  Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs are great though.  Not only because they are pretty and on a show I like but as someone who has been lucky enough to hear them on podcasts and see them on shows and stuff they both are pretty funny, interesting people.  And you know, it’s been so long since I’ve posted them together and why the hell not?  Today I want to fuck Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.

So I was rewatching Avengers cause I can’t sleep and because it was that or mean girls and when conferring with a friend she reminded me she did not like the Avengers and because I am a contrarian I had to rewatch the Avengers.  It is fun to be a contrarian because you get to act like you are an iconoclast marching to your own beat when really your just as much a slave to your impulses, your impulse just happens to be to zag when everyone else is zigging.  Anyway, this gets me to Scarlett Johansson who I was discussion also and the fact that A) she is mega hot and B) I have been into her since she was like 17 (which is less creepy than it sounds because we’re pretty close in age).  I suppose that could also be a contrarian thing, choosing to really be into this girl no one else has heard of because you liked her in Ghost World and the Man who Wasn’t There and so on.  There might be an element of that but i am probably not introspective enough to ever know.  I choose to think it’s because I have fantastic taste because let’s be honest, I was totally right.  I mean, right?  I called it guys.  I saw a pretty girl and I was like that girl is pretty.  Totally nailed it.  13 years later and I am still right.  Because she is amazing.  And today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

The question of any white rapper as they rise to prominence is one of realness, doubly so for a female.  It becomes and interesting balance as all the things that bring authenticity into question become the same factors that will help create greater commercial prospects, in this case beauty, a modeling background, a general sense that she is privileged.  I am not going to get into a discussion of who is really the realest though (I only bring it up so you know I am aware.  You don’t have to send me asks or anything about this, I am aware!) because it is a fools errand.  Also because i am completely ill equipped to head or participate in such a discussion.  I am, after all, the white kid who enjoyed Run DMC at least partially because it made the adults in my world so damn uncomfortable and nervous.  Appropriations and problematic racial implications aside, let me be real with you for a moment.  Iggy Azalea is not really here today because of her music, she is here because of a leaked picture that could have been or could not have been of her butt.  Which lead to some googling to look for pictures to compare it to.  Which I suppose makes this post a microcosm for the discussion surrounding her career, a matter of is she on your radar because of her talent or because she’s blonde, almost 6 feet tall, and has a crazy body?  It becomes difficult to answer, I enjoyed the Clueless tribute when it showed up last month, it was pleasant but it wasn’t enough to make me decide to post her right?  Her butt did that.  And so… where does that leave us?  I don’t know, I feel ill equipped to answer that as well.  The most honest I can be is that she is attractive and sometimes her music catches me and sometimes it doesn’t.  Really, in the end the reason she is here is simple, it’s because today I want to fuck Iggy Azalea.

I have been thinking about Taylor Momsen and really over-thinking about her of late.  I have a habit of over-thinking things, I know this might surprise you, I run a blog where I often write 500 words about my libido, you’re probably stunned that I over intellectualize things.  But I was thinking about her and about a bit of a generational divide on her.  I hear a lot about people loving her when I post her and from what I can tell those people are younger.  In general, if older people know who she is they kind of have an eye roll thing and they seem to think she is not for real.  What stands out to me is when she basically stopped acting and mentioned that her life had never been her own, she’d been acting and modeling since she was 3 and basically wished she had a childhood.  Really it seemed to me that what she was wishing for was agency.  So it strikes me as a little disingenuous when adults roll their eyes at that because… I have a lot of years on Taylor Momsen, I have to work another 7 years to match the amount of time she has sunk into her professional career.  Most people are about 40 when they have been working as long as her and no one is bothered that they are jaded about their job.  More importantly I am going to say what I never understand is why adults roll their eyes when teenagers do exactly what we all did, which is rebel against authority.  Just because in this case the patriarchy she is struggling against is embodied by the corporate structure of big time showbiz instead of her dad doesn’t make it somehow less valid.  Or I could be wrong, these are the thoughts I have had about why she seems to connect with some people so strongly.  I guess I dislike the condescension of adults sometimes, that we know what is real and genuine and idiot kids have no idea, because putting up a middle finger at the world at 20 can be embarrassing in retrospect but was pretty genuine for most of us at that time.  So that’s why she’s here today, I have been thinking about all of that.  Also because she’s pretty.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

Here is Scarlett Johansson because secretly femalecelebrityoftheday of the day and I have been having an undeclared battle to see who can post her most frequently (spoiler: I am going to win, I have a years head start, this is like the 25th time I have posted her).  Or at least it seems that way, she has shown up a lot here recently and a lot there recently.  I have my reasons though!  Those reasons are that she is incredibly gorgeous!  See!  I have good, valid reasons!  Ok, maybe I don’t have a lot to say, I just posted her but I mean… she’s gorgeous.  And so today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So I saw Captain America yesterday and it was pretty amazing.  Which is good because Cap has long been in my list of top 3 favorite Superheroes.  I was always worried about their ability to translate him on screen because he is a guy (like Superman) who both comic fans and non comic fans sometimes see as corny or old fashioned.  Which always disappoints me because it is sad to think someone who stands up simply for what is right and doing the right thing shouldn’t really be seen as corny.  What makes Cap so wonderful is that he embodies hope, he is what we all should strive to be.  Sure he is quick and agile and throws a good punch but his true strength is that of character, that you can trust him to do what is right.  That’s powerful stuff and it makes me beyond happy that Chris Evans manages to project that so well on the screen.  I was a little worried when he was cast.  I was wrong obviously.  I also was worried about Scarlett Johansson when she was cast.  Obviously I like her a lot but I had no read on how she would be Black Widow, in part because Black Widow has never been my favorite character and too often with bad writers falls under the generic bad girl/female badass who basically exists to be in skin tight leather and show a lot of cleavage.  I had my concerns when the casting was announced that they chose one of the most beautiful women in the world for the role to be eye candy.  Clearly my concerns were baseless and she has done well.  She did very, very well in Captain America: the Winter Soldier.  I found myself very much liking her character and the chemistry on screen was just amazing.  I can say I really do hope we finally get a Black Widow movie, I think she can definitely carry her own movie and with Scarlett in the role I am sure it would be compelling and interesting.  So that’s why she’s here.  That and the fact that obviously I love Scarlett Johansson to death.  She is also just so beautiful.  And I loved the movie.  So today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So I have spent the past week getting fucked pretty hard.  And not the fun kind, the metaphorical kind where life just keeps shitting on you.  Those weeks happens and sometimes life is like that.  You will have weeks where it feels like life is crumbling around you and the world just continues on past you because no one will ever care as much about your problems as you do.  It can be easy to get bitter or sad or just want to give up.  Thing is there will always be a tomorrow and there is always something coming up to make things a little better.  Something.  I really want to see the new Captain America movie, so I have that working for me.  It’s really nice out this weekend and I have wanted to go to the park.  Google has started just sending updates too my phone about Kate Upton.  I didn’t ask it to but it did.  This week.  I just see I have an alert, look at my phone and there was a story about how the British Press was worried Kate Upton might smother herself with her own breasts getting out of a car.  Pretty sweet, never would have read that otherwise and there probably isn’t a situation where I will be upset if my phone starts telling me about Kate Upton.  And there is another thing to look forward to, Kate Upton.  And her boobs.  Who knows what they might smother next!?!  At the very least there is a future of very nice pictures of her, right?  Something to look forward to.  That’s important.  And that’s why she’s here today because… well, I had a rough week and i wanted an excuse to look at pictures of Kate Upton. So here are pictures of Kate Upton.  Because she’s pretty and I had a shitty week and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Taylor Swift I I alarmingly have posted a lot recently.  Well, twice.  But that feels like a lot.  Actually that makes three blonde musicians named Taylor posted in about a week.  Maybe it’s a new thing i have?  I don’t know.  I feel like i have very little to say about her.  This is probably more a reflection on me than her given that I have felt that way the past few days.  Maybe it’s my brain’s way of telling me I talk too much.  After all, pictures are worth a thousand words, you don’t need me tacking on more to that, right?  Who knows, here is Taylor Swift, enjoy because today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

I am finally getting to the third season of Happy Endings.  I wish I had gotten to it earlier but sadly I couldn’t.  I feel like it would have benefited from the binge watching the first two seasons got from me.  Not that there is anything wrong with it, I am enjoying it a lot.  It just feels so separate from my experience with the first two seasons. Something are familiar though, like the fact that I am finding Elisha Cuthbert extremely attractive yet again.  I was discussing her with someone the other day who didn’t know her, which seemed odd to me because I sincerely feel like there was a time around like 2002 or so where she was just everywhere.  Every magazine and so on.  Maybe I am misremembering.  Who knows.  Who cares.  I actually think she has gotten better with age and I am impressed to what she brings to what could be a pretty empty “ditzy blonde” character type.  I will say talented comedic actress was not the first thing I thought about her when I was watching Kim Bauer back in the day.  Though that was that whole hilarious thing with the mountain lion.  Christ, that show went downhill fast, didn’t it?  What?  Where was I.  Oh right, today I want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert.

So I just posted Taylor Momsen not to long ago and here she is again.  Basically because she’s hot.  It is interesting, she appears to be rather beloved among tumblrites.  Or at least my followers.  Not that she gets a lot of notes or anything but she probably causes the highest percentage of people sending me messages telling me how much they love her.  Which is cool.  It’s interesting, I am not sure what about her elicits that but I like it.  I like passion.  I guess that is part of her appeal, agree or disagree with her, like her or not, she certainly has passion.  I don’t think you can accuse her of being a shrinking violet or not doing what she is passionate about.  That’s always appealing.  Also she’s hot, to get back to the original point.  She’s hot and today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.