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AnnaSophia Robb seems pleasant and is a fine actress from what i have seen of her work.  I don’t watch the Carrie Diaries but i have seen movies.  Movies with her I mean, if that wasn’t clear.  Last night I was talking to someone about her and if one would have sex with her or not (AnnaSophia Robb, not my friend).  I declared that I would.  Which is why she is here now because sometimes that’s all it takes to go down the rabbit hole.  The truth is at some point this summer it came to my attention that AnnaSophia Robb has a very nice area of her body.  Experts refer to this area as the butt.  It really does seem pretty nice.  I don’t want to diminish anyone to just a body part and she is of course more than that but I’d be lying if I pretended it isn’t why she’s here.  I like it.  So today I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb.

Some days I just have someone stuck in my mind and I can’t stop thinking about them.  Like they won’t budge loose.  Confusingly, I often have no reason I can think of for them to be there.  Nothing against Gillian Jacobs but I haven’t seen her lately.  Community hasn’t started back up.  I am on record saying I like Alison Brie more.  So why did Gillian Jacobs pop into my head at some point yesterday and not go away?  I have no idea but I keep thinking about her.  And she is pretty.  And talented.  And very compelling when I hear her talk.  So I am not complaining.  I just feel like I should understand.  But I don’t   All I know is today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

Here is once upon a time British Sex Symbol Diana Dors.  I posted her once before and it contained one of the greatest gif sets ever.  Which is why I linked it because it was a long time ago and if you missed it go look because it is one of the greatest gif sets ever.  Maybe I am over selling it but she is someone who possesses a level of sensuality in her movements that most people would kill for.  As for why she’s here again… she’s been all over my dash this week.  I have like zero clue why, it isn’t like a new movie of hers just came out.  She’s been dead for 30 years.  But I appreciate it because she’s hot, blonde, and British and aparently those are my weaknesses.  So she’s here.  Also go look at those gifs.  Today I want to fuck Diana Dors.

So here is Holly Willoughby who the only reason I know she exists is because a wise friend of mine once told me, “You should check out Holly Willoughby, you’d like her”.  She was right.  I like her.  So why is she here today?  Because… I’m me and that means I am in the mood for something blonde and British, obviously.  It’s just too bad she isn’t a Katherine or I’d be hitting the trifecta of things for whatever reason have consistently become my thing since i started this blog.  Still, Holly is a nice name.  It’s simple.  She’s really pretty.  And so today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So I am watching at this moment Kate Upton on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  I mean, I know Late Night isn’t on right now but you know, magic of the internet and all.  I’m an old person, I watch late night TV on Saturdays at noon!  Anyway, she is on it and she is lovely of course and also adorable.  And I know adorable isn’t what most people think of when describing her but it’s what I used so bite me.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Can we talk about Mosh’s heels for a second?  Now, this might sound jokey or condescending but I am being serious, they impress the fuck out of me. Like, I wouldn’t be able to wear them just because I am afraid of heights.  That is putting aside the balance required.  Now think about how she stands and poses in them.  It’s unreal.  She was of course an athlete, a gymnast for years and a I believe a cheerleader.  But it is just one more thing about her that blows me away.  Now, I know there are people out there really into high heels.  Like into high heels, if you catch my drift. I am not one of them but I can appreciate that she wears them well and can be so impressed with just everything she does.  I don’t have much more of a point but I have to fill space and gushing about how pretty she is… well, it doesn’t get old for me but I do tend to repeat myself.  So there we are, her and her lovely high heels are my choice, today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

So Amber Heard was photographed on the set of some movie I assume dressed for a funeral.  I could be wrong but it looked that way to me.  She looked pretty hot.  I don’t have a funeral fetish but it did make me think of the benefits of someone really hot showing up at my funeral (I am not dying).  I want Amber Heard to show up at my funeral (I am not planning on dying soon, my choice of who could change one day, I’ll try to keep you guys in the mix).  She would show up looking amazing.  She would try to throw herself on the casket and cry out things like, “Best I ever had” and “No one else could ever satisfy me”.  I feel like if I am going out I could add some mystery and excitement to everyone’s lives.  People would talk about that for a long time.  Did you see that hot blonde?  She was inconsolable.  Who knew our dearly beloved, lost too soon, probably the best friend anyone could ever have was so amazing in bed.  Life changing even.  Now it was pointed out to me I could just sleep with Amber Heard to have this happen rather than having someone hire her or getting make a wish or something to contact her.  I appreciate the faith but if I could get Amber Heard to sleep with me I wouldn’t be writing this right now.  I would be sleeping with Amber Heard.  Given I am at work that would be both very hot and probably disastrous for my career, so it’s a blessing and a curse that I am not a walking, talking Amber-Heard-Seduction-Machine.  The funeral thing would be pretty cool though.  Anyway, my main point is today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

Look, I know I have said I don’t like Taylor Swift.  I know I have said this.  I have said this 6 times now by my count.  Which is a lot of times to bring it up on a blog about liking people.  Sorta liking people.  In a biblical sense.  Or… whatever, euphemisms aside, I usually don’t find her that attractive.  But then some nights I do.  I mean I really, really do.  And I can’t explain it.  Or maybe I can explain it but no one really wants to read about it.  Either way I’m not writing it but sometimes I get the appeal other people see.  Days like today.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So I was watching Football stuff yesterday and suddenly there was Erin Andrews.  I am still getting used to that.  I don’t think Fox really knows how to use her but it is nice for her to occasionally pop up on my screen unexpected.  I like her.  I have a special attraction to her that’s hard to explain so I am not going to bother really.  The point is she was there and now she’s here because I find her attractive.  I know I’m not alone but I also know she won’t be my most popular choice.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

I know I have mentioned before this is how I assumed this blog would work when I started it.  Lots of random people you have not heard of and neither had I until that moment.  I watch a lot of movies.  Mainly because I am an insomniac but also because sometimes I am a hermit and don’t leave my house.  Whatever the reason I sometimes see someone and am like, “Whoa, hottie..” and then I am thankful for IMDB.  I want to know if I have seen them before.  Who they are.  What else they’ve done.  So on.  Tonight I watched Truth or Die, a British horror movie that is really kinda blah.  But in it were two girls who immediately sparked something in me.  And it was like, well duh, they’re British.  Obviously this blog has proven that is one of my many things.  Then they kissed.  And every time two girls softly kiss I think an Angel gets it’s wings.  Or at least it makes me wonder how anyone could be against something so beautiful.  Yeah, that’s me being a perv but… well, it’s a wonderful thing.  I am sure I have followers who agree it’s a wonderful thing.  Anyway, that’s why they’re here and today I want to fuck Jennie Jacques and Florence Hall.