Tag: blonde

So Candice Swanepoel is getting to wear the Fantasy Bra and has shown up all over the internet as a result.  Then last night she showed up in a commercial fro Victoria’s Secret’s sport line of stuff.  I mean there were other models in the commercial but it was mainly her and it showed up during two different shows I watched.   It’s a well documented fact that Candice Swanepoel is obsessed with me (documented by me and by fact I mean insane delusion based on fantasy).  So she got my attention again, I couldn’t resist.  She wins this round because today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So I have mentioned many times before that I think Mosh is one of the most beautiful women in the world.  When I type it I worry people are thinking I am being hyperbolic.  I am not.  When I look at her I have a very hard time thinking of who could possibly be more beautiful.  I have talked a lot about her here because there is a lot to praise.  And it isn’t just her looks, I have mentioned how impressed I am by the work that alt models do.  But today it is just because she is gorgeous.  I was looking through stuff, saw a picture of Mosh and then slipped down a Mosh hole.  Next thing I knew it had been literally an hour of me looking at pictures of Mosh without me realizing it.  That’s when I was like, yeah, I’m probably going to post some Mosh.  So I have.  Because she is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

So after a week of pretty much posting people who were somewhat unique to this blog I am posting Jennifer Lawrence.  Yeah, I am still watching horror movies constantly and no I did not watch Last House on the Left.  I just had a dream about her.  And no, not one of those dreams.  I don’t get those dreams often enough.  No I dreamed we both worked at a call center as customer service agents.  The closest it got to sexual was she kept straightening her hose and it meant I looked at her legs some.  But mainly she was just fun to work with and I asked her questions that my friends wanted to know about her.  But enough about that because other people’s dreams are boring unless they are sex dreams.  A fair number of photoshoots of Jen have shown up lately and I think anyone can guess it’s only the tip of the iceberg, as Catching Fire approaches we are going to get inundated with new stuff.  I am ok with that.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I am rewatching The Innkeepers at the moment for a writing thing I am doing.  It is a very enjoyable movie if you like super slow burns.  At the center of it is Sara Paxton, who research tells me has been acting forever but I have only seen her in a handful of things, probably not surprisingly mainly horror movies.  She’s pretty of course but why I am really drawn to her is the interesting sense of vulnerability mixed with an everywoman quality she has in the film.  I am really charmed by her, I almost forgot how likeable she managed to be on screen.  That’s it really, Halloween is just around the corner, I am watching a lot of horror movies and she is quite good in a good horror movie.  So today I want to fuck Sara Paxton.

I caught up on the premier of American Horror Story in the early hours of the morning and one of my first take aways was, “Wow, Emma Roberts looks good”. There have been times she has looked good before, I am not saying it like it is a huge surprise but it’s been a really long time since I noticed.  Honestly it is a little strange to find her attractive.  Not because she isn’t pretty but the first time you find out she is Julia Robert’s niece you nod and it totally makes sense because they look a lot a like.  Yes I never found Julia Roberts attractive.  I guess she’s just enough different that she does something for me?  It’s odd, you can see the resemblance but I find her more attractive (I almost made a joke about her being a renown pugilist being attractive but that’s not cool.  Don’t joke about that). Anyway, she looked good, she looks good, today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.

So somewhere named Scarlett Johansson the sexiest woman alive.  Seems like a perfectly fine choice to me but I have seen a bit of grumbling on the internet.  I get it, I get it.  Everyone thinks it should have been me.  Look, I’ve been getting the shaft for 34 years, don’t worry about me, I’m used to it.  One day someone will name me the Sexiest Woman Alive.  One day.  But I have a secret for you, it’s all bullshit.  There is like no vetting process.  No one is counting votes anywhere and very little science is involved.  This is going to sound cynical but I think it might all just be a way to sell magazines.  I know, I know.  I’m sorry.  Just sometimes I think all businesses care about is making money as opposed to the artistic integrity of the Sexiest Woman Alive award.  Still, I am not upset about the results.  I love Scarlett Johansson.  And the pictures were lovely.  It’s always nice to get great new pictures of her.  And she’s pretty sexy.  When I finally get my win we’ll talk about how great it is while our perfect hair glistens in the Caribbean sun.  Or something.  Look, the point is today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So I watched this movie called +1.  I almost didn’t watch it because it was called +1 and that kind of annoyed me.  Did I really want to see something about comment boards?  Well, it turned out to be about Doppelgangers, or maybe not really because I am not sure they were evil twins or anything, just duplicates.  Either way soon into the movie there was a girl and I was like, “Wow, who is that, she’s really hot”.  She turned out to be one of the core characters and indeed was hot.  Then she got naked.  It really made me enjoy the movie more because she is one of those people who looked even better naked.  That is rarer than you might realize.  (If you want proof check her tag.  Her being naked seems to be the only reason she is on tumblr, it’s all videos and caps of that scene)  Anyway, she is apparently a Soap star but I had never seen her or heard of her before.  She was fine in the movie, I have no complaints about her acting but really she’s here because she’s hot.  Like really hot.  So today I want to fuck Natalie Hall.

What I really know about Betty Brosmer is that she’s really pretty.  I don’t know a lot more about that.  I know she claims the title of world’s first Supermodel but… she’s not the only one to make that claim.  It’s silly, she certainly counts as a supermodel which is good enough.  She seems to have done well for herself since she started Shape Magazine and is still writing for it all these years later.  She’s uh.. single these days.  And 78 so maybe I have a shot?  I don’t know, she pops up on my dash a lot these days after never doing so before a few months ago.  I don’t know why but clearly it has influenced me and today I want to fuck Betty Brosmer.

So it’s Holly Willoughby because… I have recently seen just a ton of pictures of her.  I don’t know why I have, she’s just been out there for some reason.  Well, I guess she’s often out there, she just doesn’t really cross my path that often.  Anyway, I am always happy to see her and it also means i want to let people know there is a guy out there no doing what he calls who I want to fuck Wednesdays and Holly was his first pick.  I will warn you his tumblr is a lot pornier than mine but frankly I have seen a lot of your tumblrs and I can’t imagine you minding.  I always have said that will throw anyone a mention who does a blog similar to this.  Let me know if you’re out there!  Back to Holly.  She is very hot.  And there is something about her that I find so fascinating, there is just a basic wholesomeness to her, no matter what she does.  It’s very appealing.  Also she’s blonde and British and you know about that by now, right? So anyway, today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So Kristen Bell was on Parks and Rec last night/tonight.  I mean, technically yesterday but you get it, I just watched it.  I love the show and I love her so it’s two great things together, like peanut butter and chocolate.  Also she makes my mouth water so another reason she’s like a peanut butter cup I guess.  Except we all know Kristen Bell is a Marshmallow.  They make marshmallow cups but those aren’t as good.  OOoo, you know what I do like though, fluffer nutter sandwiches.  I mean, I haven’t had one in like 20 years but they were great kid comfort food.  So let’s say Kristen Bell is like a fluffer nutter sandwich… she’s creamy and delicious and she is… loaded with carbs?  I don’t know, I am not great at this.  The point is she is my favorite thing ever, even better than childhood memories.  That’s pretty great.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.