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So January Jones.  I don’t actually know her so anything I say is conjecture.  It seems really silly to place that disclaimer here because I don’t know anyone I am posting but… it needs to be said.  We say stuff about celebrities like it’s fact when we really don’t know them.  Certainly there are narratives around them, this person is lonely, this person is crazy, this person is a bitch. So I say this because January Jones is beautiful but cold.  At least, that’s the reputation and certainly coldness is something she seems to exude.  In her best on screen work it is something she has done extremely well.  She could just be talented.  She could be very warm.  I will likely never know but none of that matters because the cold aloofness that radiates from her at times is part of the attraction.  Sometimes you get hit and it feels like a kiss (that might be the most horrible thing I have ever said but don’t blame me, blame The Crystals.  Or Carole King).  My point being not every attraction is pure or nice or right, sometimes it is the flaws that draw us.  Cold bitch?  It’s an archetype that has it’s appeal sometimes.  So whatever the truth of her may be, what she projects works.  Today I want to fuck January Jones.

The first time I posted Kato I was stunned by the popularity.  It was for a long time my most popular post.  Then the second time I got on my soap box about boobs and judgement and I don’t regret it, it got a conversation going, it got a great post by a model about the industry and implants, it was fun.  But hopefully this time I can avoid any of that and just talk about Kato.  Who is really hot.  I will avoid the obvious saw here (I like Blonde Brits, I like Katherines) and instead talk about the appeal of the exotic.  You may not think of Kato as exotic but it seems to me that is what she trades in.   Yes a skinny, blonde, white woman with large breasts is exotic.  I know on paper it seems silly.  But in binary it seems obvious to me.  Look at how those 0’s and 1’s come together up above to form pictures, there is nothing about her look that would pass for normal.  She does not blend in.  The hair color, the way her make up shapes her eyes and high lights her features, obviously the way she dresses, these are exotic.  Steam punk is exotic, it is fashion that is nostalgic for a time that never existed.  That has to be a big part of the appeal, we have all been outsiders at some point and the draw of something that never was is strong.  Something that is different, that is special.  Steampunk is not something that did exist, it’s something that people wish existed.  It’s a reality to be shaped in the mind, one that then will fit you like the real world doesn’t.  That’s the appeal of someone like Kato as well, it’s a sort of hyper reality, it’s a beauty that you can’t as easily assign a type to.  Because it doesn’t fit what we know it can become whatever we don’t know.  It becomes comfortable because it’s foreign, it suits us because it fits nowhere else.  Or you know, she’s just hot, has a great body, and a unique style.  it’s one of those things.  Today I want to fuck Kato.

So I was introduced to Alysha Nett by the lovely and talented Pigeon Foo. Upon admitting I didn’t know who Alysha Nett was she was surprised because apparently Alysha Nett is tumblr’s favorite model and because she is breathtakingly gorgeous.  In the moment I was of the opinion “well, not everyone can know everybody!"  But… it didn’t take long for me to realize I was wrong.  I should have known who she was.  Because she is everywhere.  Once I realized who she was I was stunned by how often I saw her.  All over the internet and not tumblr.  And clearly I was missing out because yes, she is absolutely gorgeous.  Just staggeringly so.  She has a pretty cool tumblr of her own, but I am not sure why I am telling you because clearly you already know because she is tumblr’s favorite model and I am just late to the party.  Sigh, I guess it’s like they say, tumblr had a party and… I dunno, that isn’t how the rhyme goes.  Dumbass who didn’t know who Alysha Nett was wasn’t invited.  Anyway, this was a long time ago, I have rectified it.  I totally know who she is not.  I could pick her out of a line up!  And she is pretty great looking and has great fashion sense and well, she’s awesome.  So today I want to fuck Alysha Nett.

Sometimes it is easy for me to forget how young Taylor Momsen still is, probably because she’s well into her third career at this point.  Probably too many careers for someone who is basically a kid to have had.  I felt for her a few years ago when she said something about not having any friends and no childhood because of being a child model at a young age.  I mean, I don’t think a life of fame from youth is destructive to everyone but… there are people it has damaged.  I think the quality of parents has a lot to do with that.  She seems to have mostly gotten through ok, she just is angry.  I think that’s understandable, we were all angry in our early 20’s.  It’s natural.  Anyway, I for some reason have been thinking about her all week so I guess today it bubbled to the surface.  She is attractive.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

Man, I am so tired today.  I had one of those nights where i tried to go to sleep.  And then like 5 hours later I was still awake.  It sucked.  So I am like… not even close to 100% today.  I am posting Gillian Jacobs because I woke up and she’s on my mind.  I am not sure why.  I don’t think I am going to do her justice today because basically I can say, “Hey, she’s pretty and she’s on a show I love”.  She just seems pretty cool.  Today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

I am a little surprised that I like Dreama Walker as much as I do.  I remember when she was on Gossip Girl I thought “the redhead” was the best looking of Blair’s minions but they were minions, I didn’t think about it much.  When I saw Gran Turino I was like, “Hey, isn’t that Hazel from Gossip Girl?  Is that her name?  Whatever”.  And my buddy over at Female Celebrity of the Day is way into her and I saw the posts and was like, “That’s cool.  Not for me but she seems nice”.  Then I started watching Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 and during the first episode had the same opinion.  But a few episodes in I realized I was checking her out.  I just became more and more attracted to her and obviously it’s because she’s super charming as the lead.  She just has charisma and a liveliness that is very attractive.  She is very good in what is basically the straight role on the show, a role that’s often not exciting to watch.  She is exciting to watch.  Which is why I am sad, I only have 2 episodes left and I am kind of dragging my feet so it doesn’t have to end yet.  Endings can be beautiful but they are also sad.  Speaking of I kind of like her rear end as well.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Dreama Walker.

Jayne Mansfield had a quote I liked a lot once upon a time, “A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more."  I bring that up because we have a fascination with boobs.  As a species I mean.  Men and women’s eyes are drawn to boobs.  Pupils dilate, when studies are done eyes linger on the breasts more when evaluating beauty than any other single part of the body, though we’d all like to think we’re more evolved than that.  Now, that doesn’t mean everyone likes the same boobs. I am not in the camp that just bigger is better, though in some cases bigger is… something clever that illiterates and means are pretty already.  I bring all of this up because Kate Upton is my pick today and people think of her boobs when they think of her.  At least from the unofficial research I have done.  My basic, rambling point is that it’s my birthday, so it’s my day to indulge myself, that includes indulging the fact that I really like boobs.  I like Kate Upton for lots of reasons but I really like her boobs.  And people might be bored of me picking Kate Upton.  Well, today you have to indulge me or people will think you’re an ass.  I think.  I’m a little tipsy.  My basic point is I am great and boobs are great and Kate Upton is great and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So I am watching the much beloved but little watched Don’t Trust the B___ in Apartment 23.  (Seriously beloved, so many people told me to watch it.  So many, like two of my favorite people on tumbr loved it.)  It finally showed up on Netflix and i am watching it.  It is fantastic!  I always feel guilty about watching a good show after it’s cancelled, like I could have done more but… I can’t watch everything and I’m not a Nielson family anyway.  Krysten Ritter has shown up here once before because I have had kind of a love hate relationship with her for years now.  I found her somewhat annoying on what I saw her on but some days she just seemed so hot… and anyway, that’s why she showed up before.  On this show though, she is a revelation, just fantastic.  And she is still hot.  Dreama Walker is someone I had seen, after all I was a Gossip Girl addict, but I thought she was pretty but I didn’t feel anything.  Well she is so charming here I suddenly get the attraction there, too.  Plus, me being me, I kinda want to see them kiss.  Because… kissing is a beautiful thing and the world needs more of it.  Or I’m a giant perv.  Whatever.  Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter and Dreama Walker.

First of all, Happy Halloween everyone!  Halloween is my favorite holiday and that’s how I ended up with today’s pick.  I was thinking about Halloween and that lead to thinking about Danielle Harris and I was like, “yeah, I could post her” and I was going through the D folders and bam, Diora Baird.  And she has been in a bunch of horror movies.  And is hot.  And next thing I know I am looking at pictures of her.  So there we go.  Today I want to fuck Diora Baird.

I had a dream about Kate Upton.  And not the dream you might assume based on my blog name and me saying I had a dream about her.  She was at a party my parents were having in their backyard.  And we hung out the whole time and watched a cricket match.  I think.  I don’t know how cricket actually works so my brain may have made up a lot of bullshit.  Also we watched someone’s baby for them and played with a dog.  And we changed the baby;’s diaper.  My basic point is there is something very wrong with me if these are the dreams I am having.  But it’s the dream I had.  And now I am crushing on my imaginary Kate Upton.  And that means I am thinking about the real thing, too.  And that means that today I want to fuck Kate Upton