Jayne Mansfield had a quote I liked a lot once upon a time, “A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more."  I bring that up because we have a fascination with boobs.  As a species I mean.  Men and women’s eyes are drawn to boobs.  Pupils dilate, when studies are done eyes linger on the breasts more when evaluating beauty than any other single part of the body, though we’d all like to think we’re more evolved than that.  Now, that doesn’t mean everyone likes the same boobs. I am not in the camp that just bigger is better, though in some cases bigger is… something clever that illiterates and means are pretty already.  I bring all of this up because Kate Upton is my pick today and people think of her boobs when they think of her.  At least from the unofficial research I have done.  My basic, rambling point is that it’s my birthday, so it’s my day to indulge myself, that includes indulging the fact that I really like boobs.  I like Kate Upton for lots of reasons but I really like her boobs.  And people might be bored of me picking Kate Upton.  Well, today you have to indulge me or people will think you’re an ass.  I think.  I’m a little tipsy.  My basic point is I am great and boobs are great and Kate Upton is great and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.