I had a dream about Kate Upton.  And not the dream you might assume based on my blog name and me saying I had a dream about her.  She was at a party my parents were having in their backyard.  And we hung out the whole time and watched a cricket match.  I think.  I don’t know how cricket actually works so my brain may have made up a lot of bullshit.  Also we watched someone’s baby for them and played with a dog.  And we changed the baby;’s diaper.  My basic point is there is something very wrong with me if these are the dreams I am having.  But it’s the dream I had.  And now I am crushing on my imaginary Kate Upton.  And that means I am thinking about the real thing, too.  And that means that today I want to fuck Kate Upton