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I am not entirely sure this is true but I feel like it is and who needs facts when you have feelings, I think I was in the minority when Lost started and I identified Emilie de Ravin as the hot one on the show.  That feels odd to me because she was so obviously the hot one.  It isn’t like there were a ton of girls to choose from were there?  Maybe I am forgetting someone.  Anyway, I thought she was the hot one but the flood of pictures and acclaim didn’t follow and that was a million years ago now.  Speaking of a million years ago I once upon a time saw a terrible horror movie called Santa’s Slay with a pretty blonde girl who had an inconsistent American Accent.  I watched it again because of course I am watching Christmas themed horror movies right now and wouldn’t you know it, that pretty blonde girl was Emilie de Ravin, who is Australian so the whole accent thing makes a lot of sense now.  Anyway, it reminded me that there was a time when I was pretty into her and that she is pretty and so today I want to fuck Emilie de Ravin.

The original Black Christmas is rightly considered a classic.  It was a slasher before there were slashers, it was competently acted and was directed by Bob Clark, the guy who also directed A Christmas Story.  It is pretty good and felt like such a find when I first discovered it back in the days before the internet made everything easy to find.  The remake that came out like a long time ago now was a disaster.  It was just not a good movie and I was so excited because I love the movie and because a few girls I really like were going to be in it.  Well, because I hate myself a friend and I rewatched it last night.  It’s still horrible but it is the absolute cause of today’s pick.  See, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Katie Cassidy rank among my top “obscure” celebrities.  Such thing is so hard to judge, especially on the internet where there is often a disproportionate amount of attention compared to what the public at large thinks.  Still, I think even if I started listing things they were in most normal people still wouldn’t know who I was talking about.  And the real point is my passion for them has always been disproportionate compared to how often they show up.  It is not easy finding new pictures of them regularly because people aren’t taking them.  Of course, I guess maybe Michelle Trachtenberg has slipped into that category as well, she doesn’t show up a ton anymore either.  Still, she was close enough to being a name that I bet most people would know who she was if I muttered something about Buffy or Eurotrip or something.  Anyway, the only thing that the remake improved upon over the original was hotness.  It was a very, very attractive cast. Which some would say is often the problem with most remakes, they are flashier, prettier, and slicker but they tend to lack heart.  I don’t hate remakes but this one was so bad.  These girls though… so hot.  I kind of knew that Katie Cassidy or Mary Elizabeth Winstead would be today’s pick but then I couldn’t decide.  And then Michelle Trachtenberg kept sneaking into my thoughts as well and I just knew that I should give up and be greedy.  Today I want to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Katie Cassidy.

This is my second fictional character of the week.  Some of you are going to hate that.  I am not really sure how to explain it other than Christmas is approaching.  That probably seems like a very strange rationale but I really, really love Christmas.  It’s great.  I love putting up my tree.  I love Christmas shopping.  There is nothing more fun than trying to think of what someone you care about would really like to get, which is why I love buying people gifts.  And then giving them gifts.  And the Christmas Specials and music and movies and you know, all of it.  I guess it makes me feel like a kid.  So maybe that’s why we are getting fictional characters leading up to Christmas, my first crushes were very much not on real people.  I am not sure if that makes me unique or not but at 5 years old my crushes were mainly on cartoon characters and superheroes. Anyway, Supergirl is attractive and whatever, here are some pictures of her, half Christmas Themed!  So get in the spirit.  I am.  Today I want to fuck Supergirl.

I am a reserved person.  Emotionally I mean.  It drives me kind of nuts when people say something is great but they just mean ok, or when they talk about loving something and they just like it, or what really gets my goat is when they say someone is the funniest person they ever met and you meet the guy and he has one bad impression.  It’s like, I’m standing right here asshole, I could out funny Lewinski joke in my fucking sleep.  They always say, “I didn’t mean funniest ever, just he does this funny thing”.  Well, you said funniest ever.  “I didn’t mean that movie was great, just that i like it”.  So I am a firm believer in measured commitment to such things, give compliments to people and things as they deserve them but make them accurate.  So it is not often I say I really love something unless… I really love it.  Here are some things I love: tuna melts, well made Italian subs, snow (especially when it closes school. I don’t go to school but I still like to know someone got to stay home), and Veronica Mars.  The first season of Veronica Mars is my favorite season of TV ever.  Yesterday we found out that the Movie is coming out on 3/14/14.  I am looking forward to it.  Because I love Veronica Mars.  I also adore Kristen Bell.  She is my favorite.  Favorite is not something I use lightly either.  She is my favorite.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I found out today that Gillian Jacobs has never had any alcohol ever.  Now, I grew up in the cradle of the straight edge movement so it isn’t like I didn’t know people who abstained but… that was when we were 17, most of them had lost their hardcore edge by 25 and just didn’t drink much.  I am impressed that someone just never drinks.  Not because I can’t imagine not drinking, I don’t know off hand the last time I imbibed but.. it seems like in your early 20’s you’d give in to some sort of pressure, right?  I mean, she went to college.  But she didn’t.  I don’t know what the point of that is but the more I hear her talk and the more I learn about her the more interesting I find Gillian Jacobs.  She is a pretty girl but if I was being honest I would still say I find Alison Brie more attractive physically.  Yet Gillian is rapidly gaining on her, she shown up a lot more often in recent months and it’s because she’s just extremely charming.  She is an interesting person.  So today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

As a non Brit (funnier phrase than you realize) but an observer one thing that kind of blows my mind is Fearne Cotton.  Pictures of Fearne Cotton show up constantly but they are not the type I tend to like.  They are always the same, her walking down the street, wearing a coat because England is always cold and overcast, and just trying to get to work.  I mean, call it what you will, street fashion or creepy paparazzi photos, rarely do any look that great.  But she has this thing where she always looks kind of pissed off.  Apparently it’s part of her persona.  But… I mean, maybe she looks always a little annoyed because there is always a camera in her face.  Like, what is the point of working in radio if you have to dress up and do your hair and make up.  People can’t see you.  Except they can because people stalk you and take pictures on the way to work.  So I think she should be given a pass for looking annoyed.  Because she doesn’t look annoyed when modeling clothing.  Or at red carpet events.  What I am saying is, the larger lesson in life is if when you engage with someone they are always a certain way… maybe it’s not them, maybe it’s you.  So that’s your lesson today.  I know you’re here for life lessons.  Anyway, she is pretty, I actually like her sense of style, and today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.  Even if you aren’t American and you celebrate it on the wrong day or you don’t celebrate it at all, I still want you to have a good Thanksgiving.  You will just know it better as “Thursday”.  It’s a pretty great holiday, both in theme and execution.  It’s good to sit around and think about what you’re thankful for.  It’s also nice to eat a really, really good meal with people you care about.  Also, turkey sandwiches the next day rule.  Just absolutely rule.  There are few things better than a turkey sandwich made from left overs.  I think one of those things is Kristen Bell.  She is pretty great.  I am thankful for her sense of humor, and her talent, and her charisma, and her beauty.  I am thankful for celebrity crushes which are silly and serve little purpose but are nice all the same.  I am thankful for all of you guys.  Happy Thanksgiving.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I suppose I am still thinking about Doctor Who.  I must be.  Maybe I didn’t want to leave Billie Piper out?  I have a lot of affection for Billie but rarely do I have much lust.  For a generation (or maybe even two, the idea of a Netflix Canon is so fascinating to me, and Who is on Netflix so it may well be that a lot of people are just going to start with the reboot for years to come) she was our first companion.  Not to be too cliche but everyone remembers their first.  As someone whose primary role is audience surrogate it just makes sense we would bond quickly with out character.  Even those who hate ourselves love thinking about ourselves.  It’s just human nature, we are extremely self centered creatures.  Even the most empathetic of us still see the world primarily through the lens of how it relates to us.  So if Rose is us then it makes sense we would feel a deep attachment to Rose (and thus poor Martha Jones didn’t stand a chance.  You guys were brutal.  Seriously, just brutal.  Poor girl).  So it means that Rose, and through transference Billie Piper, is someone I feel a ton of affection towards.  But not often a lot of lust.  But sometimes lust.  Usually not though.  In this case, I think she looked really good in the 50th Anniversary.  I still don’t think I felt a lot of lust but the old affection was there.  She was charming in that way that she is always charming.  I do keep thinking about her.  Sometimes that is enough.  Sometimes I post someone because they are on my mind.  It leads to days like today where I can say from the heart more than from the loins: Today I want to fuck Billie Piper. 

It would be fair to say that I have a… complicated relationship with Taylor Swift.  I don’t hate her or anything.  I don’t think I really hate anyone.  Hate is a lot of wasted energy that tears you up but not the person it’s directed to.  Besides, I don’t actually know her or anything, I really don’t get the whole venomous hate towards strangers. But I’ll admit she kind of annoys me.  She always has.  And like… honestly it’s not her fault, it’s mine.  If you find yourself disliking pop culture icons it says way more about you than it does about them.  Thing is though, for a long time she annoyed me and I didn’t get why people found her attractive, I thought she was funny looking.  There are days where I still think that.  Then there are days I don’t.  Those days are so strange cause she still annoys me but it makes her more attractive.  This is probably more insight than you need into my brain.  I think everyone has something like that.  Or maybe I just hope they do so I feel more normal.  I’d like to think everyone has someone who illicit some sort of strong feeling in them and sometimes that feeling gets confused.  I mean Moonlighting was pretty popular when I was a kid, people must have been relating to it.  I have gotten off track.  Really all I should be saying is that today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

I watched Compliance the other day at the suggestion of multiple people.  It was pretty good but… I didn’t feel comfortable posting Dreama Walker right after it.  That would feel creepy.  It’s been a few days though and I am still thinking about how well acted the whole thing was, her part included.  SHe has impressed me of late in what I have seen her in, I am kind of surprised that the girl who played Hazel on Gossip Girl, which was not a bad role but very small and nothing about it made me think she was some huge talent, would be so good on screen.  I guess I saw her in Gran Turino as well but that was kind of just your standard bitchy role so it only registered as, “Hey that’s the girl from Gossip Girl”.  I am full on impressed now and looking forward to what she might do next.  Anyway, she is pretty, she is talented, today I want to fuck Dreama Walker.