Tag: blonde

Here is Aimee Teegarden.  She is here because she’s never been here before.  Well… no, that’s not true.  She’s here because she’s pretty and I really thought she was attractive back when Friday Night Lights was on.  So I heard she was in a new show this fall on the CW that I will probably never watch and that got me thinking about her.  And I was surprised she’s never shown up because I like her.  But you know, out of sight out of mind.  But that got me thinking about how she hadn’t bee here, which got me thinking about her, which got me thinking extra hard about her.  Anyway, the basic point is I loved Friday Night Lights, like so much it’s really only a matter of time until I end up posting Kyle Chandler or something.  For now though Aimee Teegarden.  Because she is cutesy and curvy and sometimes that makes for a really enticing combination.  Today I want to fuck Aimee Teegarden.

I am pretty much out of things to say about Kate Upton here.  I mean, it’s not that I don’t have things to say or I am tired of talking about her, or looking at her, or finding pictures of her, or getting lost in thought, or… well, you get the idea.  But I am pretty much just going to be repeating myself again and again.  I am not tired of her but there’s a good chance you’re scrolling right past, because either you like her or you don’t, I can’t convince you otherwise at this point, it would just be a waste of my breath..  I can live with that, I can live with being more into her than you.  That way, one day, when she decides that the only person for her is someone who runs a once daily tumblr… well, I like my chances.  I am not saying it will happen but if it does I’m ready.  So then and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So for reasons I am not sure of my dash has been full of Diora Baird recently.  This is odd mainly because…. well, if you search her tag it’s not exactly highly populated.  I don’t think she has been in anything big recently.  I could be wrong, maybe I missed Diora Baird day.  I posted her once before and what is most interesting about that is a year later that post still occasionally will get a like.  Anyway, she is very hot.  I have seen her in a number of movies and you may have too, you just didn’t realize it because they were really small parts.  Well… the role she played was small, obviously a big part of her appearances is not so small.  I think she’s just kind of destined to be the busty eye candy.  Anyway, she’s here because she kept showing up and I have always thought she was hot.  Today I want to fuck Diora Baird.

So I have been watching Happy Endings and am really enjoying it and it brought Elisha Cuthbert back into… well awareness for me?  I kind of forgot she existed.  It’s a little strange because I remember when 24 was the hottest shit on TV and she was thus one of the most popular women on the internet.  You know how those things go, there should be like a heat index, obviously there were more famous people but she was one of those it girls that anywhere you’d go people would have her on their hottest girls alive lists or whatever.  Anyway, that all cooled off eventually, probably about the time she was being chased by hillbillies and cougars and everyone got really sick of 24.  And if you had asked me a week ago I would have told you she was really pretty but didn’t do anything for me.  Some girls are like that, like paintings, you get the beauty, everything looks right, but nothing moves you.  Then I started watching Happy Endings and I am really liking it and as the show goes on… I find myself thinking about how hot she is.  I guess being associated with something I like is enough to awaken… whatever.  At least for right now.  So today I want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert.

So Taylor Swift is here again and I don’t know why other than because?  I mean she was on New Girl last night for a blip, so maybe that’s why?  She was just on my mind this morning when I woke up.  Which always stuns me because I am not really into Taylor Swift.  Except clearly I’m some sort of liar because here she is.  Again.  I don’t know what to make of that other than maybe I don’t know myself that well.  I have no clue about any of it really, I just know that today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Steampunk has always been so cool.  Well… cool isn’t the right word because it is pretty much nerdy as fuck.  Rather I have always thought Steampunk stuff is really interesting to look at and when I see a really awesome contraptions I think, “Oh fuck, that’s cool”.(your know, like this)  It’s still nerdy as fuck, I am just not  Anyway, it never occurred to me to fetishize it.  Or rather it never occurred to me people did.  Because apparently this is my first day on the internet?  I get it, the outfits are interesting and hot and hot girls in interesting and hot outfits should prove to be… well, interesting and hot?  Look, here is a model named Kato, real name apparently Kate Lambert.  She also is a clothing designer and stylist and I have seen pictures of her pop up places over the years but until I recently went looking for pictures of “who is that girl” I didn’t realize how many pictures of her I had seen before.  Apparently they were memorable enough that I could immediately know I had seen them before.   And they are pretty good.  And she is pretty hot.  I don’t know much more about her than I have said here but sometimes that’s enough, today I want to fuck Kato.

Here is Kate Upton.  And she is wearing actual for real clothing.  That makes it sound like normally she’s naked but I don’t mean that, more that, for reasons that are not hard to figure out, most of the time I see her on tumblr she is not in honest to goodness for real clothing.  She is in under clothing.  Or bikinis.  Or various states of almost undress.  Look, usually she’s in something skimpy and there is a lot of boob showing. I get this, I am actually ok with Kate Upton’s boobs.  I just sometimes feel like it almost does a disservice to her because she isn’t just a pair of boobs.  Plus, sometimes I like dresses.  And I think she looks good here.  And… I don’t know, I don’t have a real point except look, Kate Upton.  Kate Upton Pretty.  Me like Kate Upton.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So Blake Lively won the Met Gala… ok, I am joking but she did well, very well.  I loved her gown, it was great.  She looked great too.  She definitely won yesterday afternoon when candids from a recent photoshoot started popping up.  Today she has won my heart.  Yes, heart, obviously this blog is all about emotional attachment.  Wait, you didn’t think I was physically attracted to these women? Ick, gross.  Everyone knows girls are the #1 source of cooties!  I mean her long legs, her infectious smile, the gentle curve of her breasts, the way her hair cascades over her shoulders when she turns her head… who on earth would find that attractive?  Some sort of deviant I think!  In other news I’m a deviant and today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Here’s Amanda Seyfried because why not.  She hasn’t really shown up on this blog a lot which is a little strange because I have always liked her and I have a friend who could tell you when I am talking about desirable celebrities she comes up a lot.  So why doesn’t she ever make it here?  I have no clue really.  It feels like an anomaly or something.  Maybe she’s comes in second a lot or something? I can see that I guess, I mean I loved Veronica Mars as everyone who has read this blog knows and she was like the second most desirable girl in it.  Mean Girls was awesome but at the time I thought Lindsay Lohan was hotter.  In Time was bad but she was hot in it but… Justin Timberlake was hotter?  I don’t know, it isn’t really a theory based on research or like… anything close to facts, it just popped into my head.  I am just trying to explain because it feels like a mistake she hasn’t been here more often.  But I am fixing that today.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Time is a bit of a strange thing in what it does to our perceptions. I have been attracted to Scarlett Johansson for over a decade but when that attraction was first there I felt like she was so young.  Now I think of her as basically the same age as me.  A few years when someone is a teenager feels like a lot, they feel like less later on.  I am not sure what the point is here other than the fact that impressions change, once a basically unknown actress then became the next big thing then became huge.  Now she’s like an elder statesman of attractive girl actresses.  Well, something like that, my point is it’s just accepted now that she is one of the biggest stars in the world.  It almost doesn’t even matter what she does.  I am babbling though, so let’s get down to brass tacks and cut the bullshit. Scarlett Johansson is sexy and beautiful.  I love her lips, her eyes, her boobs, and her essence.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.