Tag: blonde

Ok, so Candice Accola is getting her own entry.  I only know a few people who watch Vampire Diaries but of note while I was fixated on Nina Dobrev (and well, her boobs.  I was convinced the show was trying to make me look at her boobs) everyone told me they hadn’t really noticed because they were too busy being distracted by how pretty Candice Accola is.  And I get it, she is very pretty.  There is room in my heart for more than one actress on a show.  She does play a character who is impossible not to like, that helps, and yes, she is very pretty.  So today is her day here.  Today I want to fuck Candice Accola.

Here is Candice Swanepoel.  She is appearing for complex and detailed reasons today.  Those reasons would be that she is hot and I am very attracted to her.  See what i meant?  This blog is all about over thinking things and there I go again.  Why is she here?  Because she is absolutely beautiful and stunning and enchanting to look at.  I dig deep.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is Holly Willoughby for no reason besides… um… I don’t know really.  I was just sitting here and randomly typed her name into the tag search.  I have no idea why I did that.  I don’t know why the urge struck me any more than I know why someone who never appears on my TV but only on TV sets across the ocean has appeared here so many times.  She’s undoubtedly hot but there are lots of hot girls.  So… I don’t know.  I guess she’s a household name in the UK but she’s unknown here.  I mean, I think in part i like her because she was shown to me by a friend and that makes her special in mind?  I don’t know, I can’t always decipher these things and I am acting like it’s a big mystery why the curvy blonde woman with girl next door good looks is appealing to me.  It’s not really a mystery at all.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I did not know who Katheryn Winnick was prior to the Vikings airing.  I had seen her in other things but just didn’t notice her.  She’s a fine actress and pretty but… well, now I have noticed her.  I have mentioned before my weakness for period dress (And apparently the name Katherine and all variations of it, for real I have posted more Katherines of various spellings than any other name by far) and I think that must be part of it.  I do seem to really like costumes.  At least, the type of costumes that appear on TV, I am sure there are whole eras of dress that would do nothing for me, we just don’t see a lot of shows about those time periods.  Anyway, that must be part of it but I think more of it has to do with the theory of The Other.  It is said this is where a lot of conflict comes from, be it racism and xenophobia or sexism.  There has always felt to me to be a lot of truth to that, everyone reading this will have to admit at least to themselves a strange discomfort they have felt in a room full of people they somehow see as not like themselves.  It is very unlikely in a dinner you are truly in danger but you can feel very much so just being around people who are not of your ilk, wherever that difference may lie.  But I think it also historically causes attraction as well.  Maybe the best thing Vikings does is accentuate the Alieness of Viking culture.  Now, be it accurate or not it does a very good job of making sure we know and feel they are not us, they are not even close to us, they are different and their ways do not always make sense.  I figure this, seeing Katheryn Winnick like that every week has to add to the appeal but why?  I mean, partially it could be the grass is always greener, ancient tales often speak of other lands and how they are known for the beauty of their women, no doubt this is because you only notice the hot girls when you travel to Elsewhereistan.  Also though I figure it has to be a deep seeded urge to conquer, a lot of this other conflict is rooted in a need to make others like us.  We don’t like talking to people who don’t share our world view.  Like it or not we have an urge to make others more like us or… exterminate them.  Even more disturbing sexual conquest has always been a part of this, a need to plant our flag or seed or whatever.  To make our mark.  Very few Romance novels have a woman falling for an outsider and becoming an outsider herself, much more common she tames his wild nature and makes him acceptable, normal, no longer the other.  Be it conquest through the heart or the libido it is still conquest.  And I think in that lies a lot of the attraction we have in these cases.  The attraction I have certainly.  What I am saying is you should feel bad about being attracted to Katheryn Winnick because you are perpetuating millennia of conflict and suffering.  So you know, walk away in shame, I’ll suck it up and take her.  I’ll be the bad guy here and say that today I want to fuck Katheryn Winnick.

“So I finally understand your Kristen Bell obsession. I was watching (tons of) interviews of her with Craig Ferguson.  Yeah, I get it now”.  I got this message from a friend.  My only answer is, well… DUH!  She’s awesome and fantastic and gorgeous.  She’s is Kristen Bell.  But I don’t care if any of you realize it now, it’s too late, you can’t have her, she’s mine.  I have called Dibs.  I called Dibs in like 2005.  We were meant to be together.  I know this for fact because I say it all the time and I don’t lie most of the time so there’s a really good chance it’s true.  Besides, restraining orders are so romantic.  Just a girl playing hard to get, being coy… ok, now that I have been creepy I am going to point out that yes, she is perfect and wonderful and adorable and hilarious.  She is great and more people should know it.  I know it.  I also know that today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

In part it feels so strange that Jennifer Lawrence is exceedingly famous.  There was a point, even after her first Oscar nomination where it seemed like the average person had no clue who she was.  Now I think everyone does and everyone has strong opinions.  That I find interesting to, I guess that goes hand in hand with fame, if Tom Cruise wasn’t famous most people never would have cared what couches he bounced on or what his cult had to say about psychology.  But he was famous and everyone had strong opinions.  Jennifer Lawrence is much loved which means she is also much hated.  I guess you can’t really have one without the other, it’s hard to work up a lot of passion for someone you don’t actually know if there isn’t someone to clash with about her.  It is all strange though because it really was not that long ago that Jennifer Lawrence was Jennifer Who.  I like her though so I guess I am in the love her camp, though let’s be honest, love is a big word, much better to say it’s like and lust in my case.  Anyway, what I am really saying is that today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Here are a few random things about Veronica Lake: when you think of the sultry look of the 40’s, especially the hair, there is a very good chance you are thinking of her, she was a fantastic Femme Fatale, she was very short, she had a reputation of being a raging bitch and sometimes violent.  Here is a random fact about me, all of those things make me more attracted to her.  Yes, all of them.  One of my favorite things is film noir, it just… speaks to me in a way that our favorite things do.  For those that don’t know film noir, among it’s other traits, is often visually striking, the lighting and the mood the visuals set are amazing.  It only helps someone as pretty as Veronica Lake to be in such very pretty movies.  I could tell you lots about her but you either A) don’t care and thus have scrolled past B) care a lot and found this by searching her tag in which case I am not teaching you anything.  Seriously though, that face… that hair… she was gorgeous, even if her life was burdened by troubles.  Anyway, my retrocrush picks always prove really unpopular so I assume you aren’t reading at this point.  Fine, I get her all to myself.  Today I want to fuck Veronica Lake.

I still have only seen Juno Temple in a few things, all of which I thought she was great in, but she is really here because I am really liking her hair red.  I don’t even know if it’s still red, I just know it as red hair has been showing up on my dash for a few months it seems and it finally hit critical mass for me and bam, here she is.  I am almost reluctant to post her because while I like her and like her independently of anyone else’s liking of her… I have someone I follow who is like way into Juno Temple.  At least more into Juno Temple than I am.  So I feel like she has dibs on Juno and it’s almost stealing to post her.  But.. she’s worth stealing I suppose and so today I want to fuck Juno Temple.

I keep meaning to mention my secondary blog.  It can be found here.  I don’t really know that it will interest anyone but a few of the people who follow me and have found it have seemed surprised I didn’t tell them.  I just wanted to be able to reblog some of the awesome stuff people put out there.  Also, I can answer anons over there, so if you were one of the people who used to send those… knock yourself out I guess. Anyway, Candice Swanepoel feels like a good pick today because she is pretty awesomely attractive.  I know I am not alone in this because people have mentioned to me that she is among the hottest women on the planet, including some girls who have told me she would be their one lesbian experience.  Also, she’s a model.  It is kind of a give she’ll be attractive, it’s an appearance driven industry.  Anyway, I don’t know why I chose her beside the fact that she’s hot and today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

To be honest I could post here a few times a day at least.  I mean, if I had no job and was at my computer all the time but my point is it isn’t like i wake up, have one girl who I am into and that’s it, days over my mind doesn’t wander.  Once a day is good though so I am lucky I chose the name I did starting this.  You guys should be thankful, too, because Kate Upton would have been here even more if I just posted all willy nilly.  I mean, she’d have to, it’s a number game.  I get the impression people don’t like it when I post her.  I don’t have anything approaching concrete evidence to support this or even anything approaching evidence actually, it’s just a feeling I get.  Because I guess I’m a paranoid lunatic and I can feel you all silently judging me.  Me and Kate Upton and our special love we share.  Because that’s a thing that exists.  Anyway, now that a prosecutor will have all the evidence needed when she files her restraining order I should just point out that she is gorgeous and I like her a lot and she is pretty and I like her and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.