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I have been waiting like two whole days for Marc Jacobs to release something other than a little video of Charli XCX walking around to promote their new eyewear stuff. Two whole days. Well, I can wait no more so I just made some damn gifs because man does Charli look absolutely amazing. Just so good. I dig the whole sorta 70’s vibe and I guess the glasses are nice too? I dunno, Marc Jacobs, you’re really dropping the ball here, leaving money on the table. Think about how many glasses my blog would sell. Like upwards of one maybe! Money on the table guys. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Charli XCX who is currently winning Coachella by well, being kind of a big music nerd. She spent a lot of time yesterday posting videos of herself alone dancing to music because her friends all went out to do other things. She looked good, she is fun, I enjoyed it. I am also losing at sleep still, almost as badly as she is winning at Coachella so I don’t have a lot else to say. So I made some gifs and am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So if you think it’s stupid when I post fictional characters here is like the dumbest one yet. AJ Mason is a character in Friday the 13th the Game. Which you might note is a thematic pick today. The game has it’s flaws but what it does very, very well is make it feel like you are in Friday the 13th. It definitely got the tone and feel very right. I will likely be playing tonight. So why AJ? Well, there is an interesting thing here about Archetypes. We don’t know much about the councilors in the game but they all feel very familiar. This is because they are all a type that was very popular in 80’s slashers, especially the Friday the 13th franchise. AJ is the rocker/punk girl who appears not in every slasher but in enough. I have always found her strangely attractive. And I know why. I found the girls who were those types attractive in the movies as a kid too. They were what I was drawn to. She most closely resembles Violet, who I thought was hot. But on the punk end of the spectrum I loved Trash in Return of the Living Dead. And Later in the Friday the 13th series I really thought JJ was hot and it was a shame she dies first. I would complain she didn’t even get to make it to Manhattan but hey, the movie barely got there, it would only be worse if no one was killed for the first 80 minutes. Anyway, I am posting AJ Mason because I enjoy the game, I wanted to finally get a real Friday the 13th post, and I am some weirdo who posts video game characters. Today I want to fuck AJ Mason.

Hey guys, I am going to punt today cause I am feeling not so great and just can’t put the effort in to be honest.Nicki Minaj is here because I really like Nicki Minaj, I think she’s very attractive and very interesting. She has a bunch of new stuff coming out and basically emerged from the shadows this week to show up a lot. So I am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Happy middle of the week guys! I assume everyone is buy making their Friday the 13th plans already so I’ll keep this short. I am posting Priyanka Chopra because she is just gorgeous. I think she is really pretty and she just keeps popping into my head today. So she’s here. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is some Charli XCX because why not. I mean, I know at least one of you has a reason why not because it does annoy one of my friends when I post Charli. But to the rest of you I say why not. I have no particular reason aside from finding Charli XCX extremely attractive mixed with being slightly out of it this morning because a scam telephone call woke me up at 6:30. Who starts scamming people at 6:30 in the morning? Anyway, I think Charli XCX is stupid hot and ridiculously talented and what I really like is that she loves music. Which seems obvious but I mean in a way my friends and I that worked at a record store loved music. You would seek out new things, you would desperately want to share it with people when you found something awesome. I remember at some point in the late 90’s this guy I worked with just grabbed a random album because the cover was cool and on the back someone was credited as a zanzithophone player. No one had any clue what the zanzithophone was (later we found out it was a very short run musical instrument from Casio in the 1980’s that had a lot of major flaws, including no where for the spit to go when you were blowing into it so eventually they would sort of implode because they were electronic and would be filled with spit). Anyway, he came in the next day, shoved a copy in my hands and said I had to buy it. I did the same to others. That album was the classic In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. It was tremendous and I love knowing about it and I had a need to share. So Charli XCX feels like that kind of music fan. She made a long post here on tumblr just a couple of weeks ago with a list of female musicians she thinks everyone needs to hear. I have gone through it. Some of the I knew. Some of them I didn’t. Some of them are tremendous. Her radio show for Apple is similar, she seems to spend all her time trying to get people to hear music she thinks is great and is horrified more people don’t know. This is basically never her music. That’s a pretty big rarity among celebrity, spending all your time promoting someone else because you just love it and want others to know about it. I have seen it said she is too generous to be a successful pop star. But I love it. I imagine maybe somewhere deep down it was why I was drawn to her from the word go, the second I became aware of her I was into her. So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

When is the New Warriors show with Squirrel Girl in it finally coming out? It feels like it’s been approximately 300 years since it was announced and it’s still not here. I have this vested interest in Milana Vayntrub finally being in a thing people see other than AT&T commercials because maybe she’ll be a huge star and we’ll regularly get pictures of Milana Vayntrub and she’ll be in a lot of other stuff. It would be a win win because she is fun to look at and she is really funny. So you know, a feast for the eyeballs and funnybone. Now, I realize that is a really ridiculous expectations for a superhero show that probably won’t be that popular but you know, I can hope. Either way it needs to get here because I am basically tapped out of decent Milana pictures. Selfishly motivated? Sure. But you know, Bernard de Mandeville would have my back on this one, my selfish interests are what drive society forward and to a better place. What I am saying is you’re welcome guys. Today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.

Here is Rihanna because Rihanna is one of those people who can look good in anything. It’s just a big part of her thing. She is beautiful and always looks good. So there was a launch for some of her beauty stuff and she showed up and it was like, oh right, Rihanna looks amazing because she’s Rihanna. I am amazed at how good some of what she wears looks and yet I don’t think anyone else could pull it off. This isn’t she looks so good she transcends an ugly dress or something. It legitimately is gorgeous stuff, it’s just stuff that somehow I don’t think anyone else could pull off. It would look wrong on everyone else in the world. That’s an impressive feat for her. Also, terrible for Goodwill. Just saying. I have never seen her wear the same thing twice so I am just imagining it in some goodwill store and everyone looks at it and goes, “Wow, that’s amazing but… no, I can’t pull it off”. Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

So last week pictures of Kelly Brook in lingerie started to show up online but the internet seemed mostly unsure as to why. And I get it, you don’t want to look gift boobs in the mouth or anything but you become curious if there is a reason or if there is more coming or whatever. Well, it turns out it’s because Kelly Brook is going to be a judge for a boob contest. Which, you know, is good work if you can get it I suppose. Or maybe not. I think it would stress me the fuck out to be honest. I don’t think I’d make a good judge for anything because I’d feel really shitty seeing a lot of people put an effort into something and having to tell most of those people their thing I like isn’t good enough. It seems doubly uncomfortable telling a bunch of women their boobs are nice but not blue ribbon boobs. I would feel bad for weeks and probably would try to reach out and tell people I still like their boobs and I am sorry and let’s be honest, that would be way, way worse. There are no winners there except the people who get paid to file the sexual harassment claims against me. So Kelly Brook is better suited. I mean, she’s had boobs for at least 20 years at this point so I guess she knows? I am a little distrustful because the whole thing is run by The Sun and is being touted as a bit of body positivity for women but my research has shown that many sources consider The Sun to be “the worst”. Some disagree but it seems to be mainly because of where they rank the Daily Mail. I am not a British Newspaper expert, though honestly am finding it’s much easier to smugly judge them as opposed to boobs, but there is a question of source and motivation. One person’s exercise in positivity is another’s cynical attempt to objectify and sell papers. So I don’t have an answer about the contest other than I can’t imagine thinking about it again after today because it feels slightly icky at best. But hey, Kelly Brook pictures, so I guess I will take that as a positive. I don’t want to look a gift boob in the mouth. Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.