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So I have wanted to post Deepika Padukone because she is at Cannes and I have love what I have seen. Unfortunately what I have seen are basically instagram photos and pictures taken through dirty screens with disposable cameras. It’s amazing how few quality shots there have been. Cannes is exciting among other reasons for the fact that it is one of the few times I get to see stars from other parts of the world getting a bunch of red carpet pictures. I get it, I get the commercial demands and that apparently westerners don’t like beautiful women. It’s weird but hey, what sells sells. But given she was at the Met Gala and it is Cannes, I was hoping for a bunch but so far I am relying on instagram. So I have a real half assed collection here of pictures of her at Cannes so far and that will have to do it. She’s very pretty. I for one will take a stand and say I like attractive women. I didn’t know that was a radical stance but maybe it is. Today I want to fuck Deepika Padukone.

So I watched Cobra Kai. All of it actually. It was pretty quick, just the ten episodes. The first two were free on YouTube so I figured why not and the first episode was kind of awesome so I went with it. I don’t want to oversell this show, it’s not life changing or anything but much better than I thought it would be or that it should be. I am kind of negative on the general nostalgia that seems to dominate our culture these days but I am susceptible. I feel like too much nostalgia can poison not just art but the culture. I think nostalgia for things that never really happened is how we ended up with our current President. It allows people to rewrite the past and gets people stuck there. One of the things I appreciate about this show is how the two main characters are really poisoned by the past. Their nostalgia for 1986 is in a lot of ways ruining their lives. More obviously for some than others. Of course, that same read you could perhaps replace ideas of masculinity with nostalgia and it’s a similar thing. It’s good. It’s not groundbreaking but it is good. I liked it. So I am posting Hannah Kepple from it, who is a very small part but I thought she was pretty. She is a popular girl turned mean girl basically by peer pressure. I guess the power of Karate frees her from that, though I think she is just passing from one terrible person to another potentially. Anyway, this is really more about the show and that I thought she was really pretty. It appears to be the first thing she has ever been in. Good for her. Today I want to fuck Hannah Kepple.

Welp, Cannes has started guys and already Jessica Chastain has landed in France and Fan Bingbing has been on the red carpet. It’s going to be an exciting two weeks because last year the pair just destroying the red carpet. Fan Bingbing has already started and I mean, she has a habit of always looking amazing no matter what. There are few people on Earth who have a better fashion sense than her. It’s just astounding. She also has that habit of looking good in anything, even things that just frankly shouldn’t work. So I am looking forward to what she brings this year. This is sort of an anticipation post. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Among the stupidest things I have done to essentially punish myself is insisting on posting models who largely have made their living getting naked and running a blog where I don’t post naked pictures. Obviously I can’t post nudes, this is the Wu-Tang of blogs. Which is a joke that I have probably made before, I find funny but most people probably don’t, and I am not sure where it falls on the obscurity scale because I think the ODB is a huge, huge star but that shit was in 1998. That’s 20 years ago. Anyway, it means that I have to do some deep digging to find pictures of Rosie Jones where she is wearing more than a smile. Now, I like her smile but I like to have some variety. Luckily there is some stuff, including some pictures from a Sun article that declares Rosie Jones is wearing, “Raunchy Lace Up Tops” which my dear friend Katherine and I have had a field day with for months now. First of all because raunchy is a hilarious word. Anyone who uses that to describe anything and is being serious is hilariously old fashioned. Second of all, you can pick out the top, it’s the one with laces. It is hilarious to declare anything with laces to be raunchy. Did you know your shoes are often the raunchiest thing you’re wearing? It’s the best. I encourage you to enjoy this new knowledge of the raunchy nature of many pieces of clothes you have. Anyway, Rosie Jones is very attractive and embodies many things I like in women, that being dedication to laces in tops and being British. Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

Here is Victoria Justice because she is apparently at the Kentucky Derby this year. I assume. She was at the pre Kentucky Derby Gala and Kentucky seems like a strange place to travel for a Gala if you aren’t sticking around for the actual Derby. Maybe she really just wanted to meet some horse people but not deal with horses? That seems very unlikely. I am going to go out on a limb and say she will also be at the actual Derby itself. She looked fantastic last night in a sparkly silver dress but my first thought was, “What crazy stupid hat will she wear tomorrow?” I ask because for some reason a very important part of horse culture is stupid hats. Well, not horse culture. Horse culture seems to mainly be eating grass, running, and kind of smelling. Horse people culture. I don’t know what part of watching horses run requires a big stupid hat but it does. The bigger the better. They often look ridiculous. But Victoria Justice has a habit of looking really good in most of what she wears. To the point that it gets a little dull how good she looks a lot of the time. So I want to see if she can pull off a big stupid hat. We’ll see. Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Rihanna is here because it really doesn’t take a lot to make me want to post Rihanna. Her showing up in a magazine is usually enough. In this case she is going to be in the June issue of Vogue and thus here she is, on my blog. It’s pretty simple math and I am not sure anyone can blame me because Rihanna is of course ridiculously beautiful. She just is. Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

How about some Anna Kendrick because she has looked good all weekend. Well last week? I dunno, the days are kind of bluring together at the moment. My point is she has looked good and I quite like Anna Kendrick. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I feel out of the loop because I am not entirely sure what Priyanka Chopra is promoting. Maybe her show is coming back from a break. Or something major is about to happen on it? I don’t know, I stopped watching a long, long time ago. Maybe she’s just promoting Priyanka Chopra. I am down with that, the world needs to know about her. All I know is all this past week she was showing up at stuff in New York. I guess I am jumping to conclusions, she might have been on Good Morning America just because she loves going there but that’s not my instinct. She of course looked good because she always looks good. She was Miss World once you know, that means according to at least the people in charge of that she was the most beautiful woman in the World. I don’t think taste is democratic but it means someone agrees with me. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

I kinda knew since her Rolling Stone showed up earlier this week that Janelle Monae was going to show up again soon. It just was basically a given. It seemed very unlikely that her new album would drop and would somehow suck. Especially given how very good Make Me Feel was and how amazing the video was. It just seemed very unlikely that somehow the album would be terrible when three singles in everything was good. And I am here to tell you the album is good. I really dig it. It made me think of Prince, as did Make Me Feel. That isn’t to say it sounds like Prince but it made me think of him. Which might be the highest compliment I can give an artist. There is just a feeling of this being some amazing fusion of a million influences to create something that is magic. So I like it. And I like her. So she’s here because how could she not be? Today I want to fuck Janelle Monae.

How about some Dua Lipa guys? You kids like her right? I am not sure why I phrased it that way. It makes me sound like some out of touch dad at best or more likely someone trying to lure you into their basement to never be heard from again. I am sorry, I didn’t mean to come off that way. I don’t even have a basement guys. What I do have is a lot of affection for Dua Lipa, who is pretty hot. I like her. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.